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Canadian Idol: Seasons 1-6
~ Gaylan Porter - FAT Ugly Tranny Version of Farmbot HATE Hut
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Fallen Angel Gabriel
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Posted: 12/11/2006 at 11:25 AM
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Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec
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Then: 
Now: 
I can't believe people voted for this over Theresa.
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Last edited by Fallen Angel Gabriel on 5/31/2008 at 7:19 AM
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Grima
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Posted: 12/11/2006 at 11:26 AM
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Croco-Stimpy
Location: Schoolworkhome.
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Ms.Tina
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Posted: 12/11/2006 at 11:30 AM
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Banned
Location: BANNED!
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Simon Cowell
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Posted: 12/11/2006 at 11:36 AM
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Location: "Locked inside your heart-shaped box"
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good voice. could never get past the looks
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SmellsLikeHome
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Posted: 12/11/2006 at 11:59 AM
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thefunnystone
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Posted: 12/11/2006 at 12:00 PM
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Is she a contestant on Canada's Next Top Model?
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Simon Cowell
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Posted: 12/11/2006 at 1:43 PM
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Location: "Locked inside your heart-shaped box"
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how much does she weigh. good lord
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Slacking
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Posted: 12/11/2006 at 3:11 PM
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Location: Los Estados Unidos
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Holy Fuck! He/She/It is looking more disgusting everytime I see them. It kinda has the face of Briefcase #13 on Deal or No Deal. It has the waistline of Nicole Richie. It has the same puke inducing abilities as Craig Sharpe.
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VTWsbitch
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Posted: 12/11/2006 at 4:48 PM
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Man, I remember during his season he had such a cuteness/sweetness about him. He looked like a cherub. I would have never classified him as handsome back when he resembled a male, but he was rather angelic looking. What on earth happened to him though is a mystery. He looks more like Jennifer Aniston than Jeniffer Ansiston looks like herself. He was just one of those people who went from cute kid to scary/bizarre looking adult. I do like his voice though.
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Paula Abdul
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Posted: 12/11/2006 at 5:29 PM
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Location: Back in Nackawic!
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*Waits for that fucktard Queen Narnia to show up.*
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Ellen
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Posted: 12/12/2006 at 6:48 AM
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Location: Around
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It's a shame what anorexia can do to young girls. 
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WorstIsBest
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Posted: 12/12/2006 at 6:56 AM
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Quote "jessicake1": can someone post a pic of what it used to look like? I went through 15 pages of google images and dammit if they don't ALL look like a little 10 year old girl with makeup on !!
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positivek722
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Posted: 12/12/2006 at 10:07 AM
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Location: Cleveland
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And whatevah, I liked Kalan on CI2. And Theresa. And Jacob too. Any of them could have won and I would have been fine with it. Just not Jason Gracin Martin. 
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thedup
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Posted: 12/12/2006 at 10:09 AM
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Location: London, Ontario, Canada
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I completely agree with positive I thought kalan was great, as well as theresa and jacob
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VTWsbitch
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Posted: 12/12/2006 at 5:58 PM
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Quote : can someone post a pic of what it used to look like? It's hard finding pics where he looks like a man..but I think these are some pics before he turned all freakish. When he won CI. 
Of the zillion pics on google, that was the best I could do. I was gonna do the YouTube thing, but the search feature is apparently down on YT.
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VTWsbitch
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Posted: 12/13/2006 at 4:21 AM
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Here are some Kalan performances via YouTube. He(??) has a good Josh Grobany voice, but his lisp drives me nuts. Lady- http://youtube.com/watch?v=vJHqvMieW6Q Born to be wild- http://youtube.com/watch?v=GxiDs54Axqk Kalan, Theresa and Jacob- http://youtube.com/watch?v=IXdhqC2J1kE I still haven't found what im looking for- http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q1q1fTjXW3U
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Fallen Angel Gabriel
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Posted: 12/13/2006 at 6:20 AM
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Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec
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I can't stand his accent. It's so bizarre.
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Ms.Tina
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Posted: 12/13/2006 at 6:25 AM
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It's cold there. Long hair provides warmth. It's dark there. Apparently, mirrors don't work in Canada. I really &;lt;3 Canada! 
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Fallen Angel Gabriel
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Posted: 12/13/2006 at 7:07 AM
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Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec
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Quote : what is with canada and ugly toussled semi-long hair that looks shitty on everyone who has it? It doesn't look bad on everyone, just most of them.
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Simon Cowell
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Posted: 12/13/2006 at 7:56 AM
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Location: "Locked inside your heart-shaped box"
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Quote "jessicake1": we should talk simon into styling his hair that way. and frosting it.
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HBIC
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Posted: 12/13/2006 at 8:43 AM
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Kalan used to be cute. Now he just looks like an anorexic girl. I like how on his myspace it says "DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A GIRL."
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