JayDee's line is none too busy... doesn't look good at all.

Just keep voting! He doesn't have to come in first. Just not last!

I actually have an arm cramp from voting...Ow.

Dial through it! There's plenty of time to groan after midnight!

Taking musical advice from Maroon 5 is like taking hunting lessons from Dick Cheyney.

Jaydee is getting a lot of vitriolic hate on the scaries tonight, particularly from Matt supporters!

It will be absolutely SWEET if he survives this week!

VOTE TILL YOUR FINGERS BLEED!

Then vote SOME MORE!

On to

At least Cheyney got a hit...

The Top 6 performance show upload is available for viewing:

http://www.dailymotion.com/igrecman/1/

No watching if you are still supposed to be voting!

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GOD DAMN the starting segment for this show was awful!

From Maroon 5 failing to show up, through the totally lame "banter" between head tool Ben and just gives head Zack.

HEY! WTF! They edited Ben's blooper! He actually said "Welcome your top 5" (you can read his lips) and they dubbed in "top 6"!

During Tara's backgrounder piece you can actually hear the sound engineers doing their, "check check check" stuff in each channel!

Production values! They are not optional guys!

Just remembered...Montana probably would've done Fergielicious tonight, Montana style

:manbearpig

Ben tells Tara: "We put people in positions where they have to spread their wings."

DAMN IT BEN, GREG IS GONE! GET OVER IT!

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

I don't know what Jaydee is being fed, but it appears to all be going to his hips.

This was his least Elvis performance to date. This one was bad Nashville instead.

You have to hit the notes kid! That's like singing 101, right?

How can he sing a song like this and have no clue whatsoever as to the emotion behind it?

Golly, if we can push Jaydee through to next week (and it will obviously be us and ONLY us if it happens) it will be a colossal

Matt Rapley brings heartfelt emotion to the lyrics: "La la la la, la la la. La la la la, la la la."

Matt looks much more comfortable behind the piano, since it's the only thing on stage bigger than him.

What a horrible night. They all sucked, but Jaydee was the worst.

ETA: Why the fuck was Dwight dressed as a gayfied Matador?

If JayDee makes it through this week, all you Canadian VFTW'ers deserve a round of applause, because the kid sure didn't help his own cause this week. Jesus, how do you manage to over-twang a friggin' country music song?

The only notable part of the original song was the glory note the Lonestar singer hits near the end of the song. JayDee can't do that, so once again, he blows off singing the hard parts of the song and relies on the background singers to carry him through the performance. I thought last week's performance was good, but this one sucked big time. Good luck getting him through, guys.

Apparently the idols are going to sell a group song to fund the tearing down of pristine wilderness on Vancouver island to build a "family retreat". Further described as, "a house". It's all supposed to have something or other to do with childhood illness.

I'm sure the Brunton family will enjoy it thorougly.

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All of Cawwy Wae's 'heartache' is, "wrapped around Maroon 5's music."

Many of us feel the same way -- well, perhaps 'heartburn' would be closer to the truth.

Oh my God, she's DREADFUL! Even Jaydee was better than this!

This performance will probably even turn off the Lolita fans!

Of course the judges have Brunton's gun to their heads so they jabber jabber random compliments.

It's up!

CI spokesmodel Ben Mulroney threatens that Maroon 5 WILL be live on stage tomorrow night. You have been warned!

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Brian wears silly hats even in his backgrounder pieces. On stage he wears prison clothing in honor of the post office wanted posters his fans are handing out.

Brian has the foreign language market locked up since even English speakers can't understand a fucking word he's saying.

Jake lauds Brians "upward rise" (complete with hand motions to demonstrate what he's thinking of) and says he recognized Brian from the start as a trick who would "go all the way".