If this was AI, I'd say the producers got out the spray bottle to make the stains more visible. Do they go that far with CI?

Look at the performance shots I found - even though he's wearing white, you can tell he has massive pit stains. He's a sweaty pig.

When he came in to audition, I thought the sweat stains were part of the design of his shirt at first. Just wrong!

Same here. I thought they had to either be a design in the shirt, or fake. He must have in his pits or something.

The next thing that popped into my head was the Alec Baldwin SNL "Schweaty Balls" skit? A good name for this guy? Maybe Schweaty Ballz? That's what I'm gonna call him, anyway!

I seriously hope he goes back to the curls.

The bedhead look is crap on him.

this guy looks too much like craig *shudder*

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Theo Tams

Updated Wed. Jun. 18 2008 12:04 PM ET

It's no surprise that Theo considers Mother Teresa a role model in his life. At only 22 years old, he has already spent time overseas in India, volunteering at an orphanage, and considers it to be his biggest accomplishment in life.

Theo came to Toronto's Top 200 audition this year and was blown away by the talent around him. "I remember being speechless during the Toronto week, wondering how the judges were going to find a Top 22 from all this talent. I can't blame them for picking 24 competitors, and I am so stoked to be chosen as one of them."

Theo found his niche in the Top 24 by bringing a unique, self-assured performance style to the table which has always been supported by his friends and family. "When I perform, I am giving 100% of myself and what I stand for as an artist."

A university student working towards a double major in Psychology and Classical Music, Theo's vocal training has been in opera, but his musical tastes cross all genres - from Bob Marley to Lauryn Hill, to Damien Rice and beyond.

Like his musical tastes, Theo also describes his personal style as a bit of a mash-up. "If a preppy guy and a hippie got into a fight - I would be wearing the clothes that got ripped off." With a description like that, Theo's Canadian Idol style is sure to be unique.

According to Theo, "You make your own way as an artist. You need to discover your own path in the industry." Ultimately, Canadian Idol was his path. "The competition has made me much more aware of who I am as an artist."

MOTHER THERESA?!? Bitch please. How funny that he's already talking about two guys ripping each other's clothes off in his bio.

It's like they fattened up Craig, made him take piano lessons, and put him on idol.

His other 'rock star' pics at the CTV sites are very unflattering (but fattening)

Sort of fat.

Fat.

Fat tranny.

He looks like a well-fed homeless bum on the third pic.

The only thing missing is a "WILL SING 4 FOOD" sign.

In the last picture he looks like that guy from Superbad.

I thought Sweaty Guy was decent looking, but these latest pictures prove me wrong. So wrong. My mistake.

His head is almost bigger than Cuntwell's boytoy's.

He will look like the

after a few weeks of CI and

Hey now, Pillsbury Doughboy is the cutest thing ever!

Which Tams will NEVER be.

He just always looks unwashed, from head to toe.

Someone should give him some soap, shampoo, and antiperspirant as a surprise gift when he's not looking. And a haircut, and.....

I am so tarding for Theo right now. Right on, man. You gave the best performance of the night so far, then you came out. &;lt;3

OK, I'm done.

I kind of like him now.

He was actually pretty good. Definite gay-lisp before performance, came out after the performance ("I was in a relationship and I had to tell him... it's done."). His style is a little too opera/Broadway something of the sort, but his voice is really decent and he arranged his vocals well. One of the performances so far I've enjoyed in a non-VFTW way.