Carly Rae Jepsen - She'll Fuck Me Maybe

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Insane

Posted: 8/28/2008 at 12:21 PM

Administrator Location: Back East, different places

Carly Rae, it's called S A T I R E.

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Main Entry:

sat·ire Listen to the pronunciation of satire

Pronunciation:

\&;#712;sa-&;#716;t&;#299;(-&;#601;)r\

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noun

Etymology:

Middle French or Latin; Middle French, from Latin satura, satira, perhaps from (lanx) satura dish of mixed ingredients, from feminine of satur well-fed; akin to Latin satis enough ? more at sad

Date:

1501

1 : a literary work holding up human vices and follies to ridicule or scorn 2 : trenchant wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly

Satire does not equal libel.

You do not equal interesting.

all_sabrina

Posted: 8/28/2008 at 12:36 PM

Location: Bon Temps, LA

Damn my sweetheart is mad at us after all the luv JF and I gave her?

If FOX and AI haven't shut us down, I have a hard time believing Carly's imaginary lawyurs can suite us. Laugh

Antoiletta

frogtard

Posted: 8/28/2008 at 1:17 PM

It's sad that her managers are so into VFTW. I guess all they want is money ;)

catrules

Posted: 8/28/2008 at 1:59 PM

Randy's DAWG Drools Location: In the fire swamp

Quote "joeyharmonic":

LOL, I think that was her room-mate again.

I have to say one of Carly's songs was actually not bad.

Are you sucking up cuz you are afraid of the lawlers? ;)

smarterthanpickler

Posted: 8/28/2008 at 2:31 PM

Administrator Location: In your head

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He could whip up the suit in a few minutes

You stupid fuck, do you think this is the first time we've dealt with this? We've been at this for years, and we're clean. If American Idol, Fox and Freemantle can't shut us down, what chance does a pathetic loser like you have? Tell you imaginary lawyer to go ahead. If we don't get a letter, you're just a big fat pussy. Meanwhile, you're destroying Carly's reputation. Maybe I'll drop her an email telling her that one of her fans is going around the net and threatening people with action in her name and share your posts with her. Wonder what she'll think about that? Threaten us once more and we'll find out. If you think I'm joking, do it.

Now shut the fuck up or I'll post your IP, smartass.

Smartie

Posted: 8/28/2008 at 2:34 PM

Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

I think it's Carly, attempting to stir up interest in her shitty album. She doesn't have any tards and this is as close as it gets to a forum about her.

Loser Antoiletta needs to learn how to say "Would you like fries with that?".

all_sabrina

Posted: 8/28/2008 at 2:38 PM

Location: Bon Temps, LA

Quote "smarterthanpickler":

Now shut the fuck up or I'll post your IP, smartass.

Oh yes!...Are you ready for some fun, Sister Smartie? Laugh

thefunnystone

Posted: 8/28/2008 at 3:43 PM

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This is hilarious. Laugh

all_sabrina

Posted: 8/28/2008 at 3:59 PM

Location: Bon Temps, LA

Quote "whatswrongwithyoupeople":

I'm Carly, do cheap BJ's and perform numerous sex acts..

I wonder if you could enlighten me about a couple of things?

- what's the charm in posting such hurtful but true things about someone you don't know at all?

- how would you like me do anything you want for $10.00?(Canadian funds only, please)

I've only read the first and last pages of this thread, because I have a very short attention span.

For starters, I am a "bitch" and do have a serious eating disorder. Honestly, you'd be hard pressed to meet a genuinely nastier little stuck up whore than me, and few musicians have as many communicable sexual deseases as I do.

purpledarklighter

Posted: 8/29/2008 at 1:19 AM

Laugh Laugh

joeyharmonic

Posted: 8/29/2008 at 8:30 PM

Laconic Bastard Location: Purrfect's catnip stash

Quote "catrules":

Quote "joeyharmonic":

LOL, I think that was her room-mate again.

I have to say one of Carly's songs was actually not bad.

Are you sucking up cuz you are afraid of the lawlers? ;)

No, the Lawlers would laugh at her if she brought it up, you just don't have to hate EVERYTHING to be a Worster.

but it helps

o_o

Posted: 8/31/2008 at 5:10 PM

VFTW's Pimp Location: Canada

When is her mouth ever closed? Simon Even on her CD cover it's gawking open.

They cut off her entire body. Randy

Smartie

Posted: 8/31/2008 at 5:15 PM

Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Guys in background

Guy 1 "What's with that chick over there spacing out over the guitar? Who is that"

Guy 2 "I dunno but she just gave me awesome head"

smarterthanpickler

Posted: 8/31/2008 at 5:15 PM

Administrator Location: In your head

Looks almost as exciting as Colbie Caillat.

And her mouth is ALWAYS open.

all_sabrina

Posted: 9/1/2008 at 1:19 AM

Location: Bon Temps, LA

They just retitled the CD.

purpledarklighter

Posted: 9/1/2008 at 5:38 AM

Laugh Laugh Clap

JeanneFan

Posted: 9/5/2008 at 9:21 AM

Location: Rehab

Can we make love first before you sue my ass Cawwwy? Mikalah

all_sabrina

Posted: 9/5/2008 at 9:30 AM

Location: Bon Temps, LA

Quote "JeanneFan":

Can we make love first before you sue my ass Cawwwy? Mikalah

Just wave a $5.00, JF...

FicklePimp

Posted: 9/5/2008 at 12:12 PM

Ooo! A $5 American bill? That's like 6 Canadian!!!

You best snap up that offer!

o_o

Posted: 1/24/2009 at 5:40 PM

VFTW's Pimp Location: Canada

Her new song "I'm A Whore" is being played on the radio a lot.

JF and Sab, here's the music video.

The radio version changes the line "Dont go out with the girls tonight, I will turn to drink wondering who you're screwing." to "Dont go out with the girls tonight, I will turn to drink wondering what you're proving." So classy.