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thefunnystone
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Posted: 6/3/2008 at 6:18 PM
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I just saw him sing. He's AWFUL. Holy goat vibrato, he sucks balls, probably one of the worst I've heard in the episode so far. But that's the beauty of Canadian Idol. Someone will get up and sing, they'll sound absolutely awful, and you never know what the judges will do, because sometimes they just love the person for no reason. And you feel like you're in a bizzaro world where your hearing is broken. *person sounds awful* Jake: that was the best audition I have ever heard. *person sounds amazing* Zach: No originality, and I hated it. It's like this crazy roulette wheel of randomness. That said, Oliver blows.
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nystargate
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Posted: 6/3/2008 at 6:21 PM
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Location: Cota Mare
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My first impression on hearing him and his brother - was that they were a fake version of the Clark bars from The Next Great American Crap.
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Leelee.
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Posted: 6/3/2008 at 6:28 PM
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Location: Russian whore.
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I thought the brother was much better. And obviously more attractive. How does one manage to be one of those non-singing coffee shop types, yet still sound like a goat? Yuck.
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thedup
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Posted: 6/3/2008 at 6:28 PM
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Location: London, Ontario, Canada
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really didn't like this guy, nobody watching with me could figure out why the judges liked him so much. his brother was alright though
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Mysterioso
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Posted: 6/3/2008 at 6:31 PM
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Location: In The Aether
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He really is a shape shifter. Looks wildly different depending on cam angle, lighting, and his facial expressions. He should have kept the fro. That is why I think it's him in this pic, on the right, with his freaky MySpace friend. 
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Fallen Angel Gabriel
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Posted: 6/3/2008 at 7:46 PM
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Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec
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Canook
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Posted: 6/3/2008 at 7:50 PM
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Location: inside Amanda Chile's leather pants
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Glade
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Posted: 6/3/2008 at 7:50 PM
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Location: Texas
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Yeah, his weird, breathy affectations and ex-con stylings don't do it for me. Back to the penitentiary for this chia pet.
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Mysterioso
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Posted: 6/3/2008 at 7:59 PM
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CUNT
Location: In The Aether
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Sorry F.A.G. He does have some freaky friends though. That chick who is his MySpace friend on his personal site is one kinky bitch. When he smiles he looks REALLY creepy. His face changes, like looking at a serial killer mug shot.
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purpledarklighter
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Posted: 6/4/2008 at 7:19 AM
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IMO both him and his brother sucked. When the judges said he's the best they've seen on the show I was like . Those brother ares probably s.
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Fallen Angel Gabriel
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Posted: 6/4/2008 at 7:27 AM
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Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec
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I can't believe Brunton was pre-primping this fucknut.
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Fallen Angel Gabriel
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Posted: 6/4/2008 at 9:37 AM
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Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec
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Does anyone else think maybe they asked Oliver to sing two songs and the song they were all orgasming over was different than the one they showed? Their reaction just did not match up with that performance... sort of like Phuong's audition that was aired on AI.
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Glade
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Posted: 6/4/2008 at 9:39 AM
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Location: Texas
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Hmm, now that you mention it, that seems much more probable. Because seriously, the one they aired was pretty subpar.
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Leelee.
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Posted: 6/4/2008 at 10:18 AM
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Location: Russian whore.
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Maybe. But, I strongly doubt that Pigott could sing anything deserving of the response he got.
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FenderBender
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Posted: 6/4/2008 at 10:55 AM
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Quote : I thought the brother was much better. And obviously more attractive. I thought they both sucked equally.
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Smartie
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Posted: 6/4/2008 at 11:22 AM
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Anorexia Face
Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O
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F.A.G. that's exactly what I thought. The judge reactions didn't match up. But they're both still posers and I wanted someone to give them a boot in the ass from behind when they were playing guitar like tards, all bent over and legs spread wide. Tools.
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Netty_Synapse
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Posted: 6/4/2008 at 11:31 AM
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Location: Venezuela
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When I started to watch, I became distracted talking to a friend and realized that I had missed them singing. I replayed the video, and I realized that I had not missed anything.
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Fallen Angel Gabriel
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Posted: 6/4/2008 at 11:59 AM
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Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec
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He's from Toronto so he won't last long.
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all_sabrina
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Posted: 6/4/2008 at 12:01 PM
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Location: Bon Temps, LA
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I get these two will be a double dose of the Michael Johns douchebag syndrome. Hopefully with the same result as on AI.
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o_o
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Posted: 6/4/2008 at 4:29 PM
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Location: Canada
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http://yipehype.com/video/play.php?vid=716 I found a video of him at the auditions... (I'm looking up all the gold ticket winners there.)
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