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Insane
Posted: 4/17/2008 at 6:00 PM Reply with quote
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So, it looks like Christine Hanlon hates VFTW so much, that even her thread didn't want to stick around. (Freak accident/glitch, long story. Laugh)

Anyway, she got voted off the first week of CI5 and auditioned again this year. Some highlights of the old thread, which was only 3 1/2 pages long and went off-topic for almost the entire last page anyway.

Some background info, from the CI site:

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Age: 21

Occupation: Singer/Songwriter

Hometown: Toronto, ON

Audition City: Toronto, ON

Place of Birth: Rexdale, ON

Nickname: Chrissy/Crazy/Rock Star/Hanlon

Favourite Song: "Since I've Been Loving You" by Led Zeppelin

Couldn't Live Without: "My stereo"

Would like to Meet: Kurt Cobain

Motto: "Be yourself and be true to your emotions no matter who you might hurt or offend because in the end you only have yourself."

"I'm passionate, diverse and ready to rock! Be prepared because I'm excited!"

For Christine, finding out she had made it into this year's Top 22 was an emotional experience. "I cried, fell to my knees, got up, wiped my tears and shook all of the judge's hands," she says. "They put me in the last cut and the emotional rollercoaster I was on came to a killer end once I knew I was in."

The competition helped Christine become more open to criticism and she believes that it will take dedication and a lot of hard work to become the next Canadian Idol.

A fan of scary movies including "The Exorcist" and "The Shining," Christine admires The Tragically Hip because they have remained true to their roots and to their fans and they have never let their fame go to their heads.

The most surprising part of the competition for her has been how many friends she has made. "I thought that I would go into this competition not meeting anyone like myself," she says. "But this year many of the musicians are exactly that; musicians. I have a lot more in common with a lot more people than I thought I would."

Christine draws her inspiration from her mother and is grateful to have the support of her family. "It really makes this journey a lot less stressful to know that the people I love are with me every step of the way," she says.

Viewers should know that Christine's passion is what drives her. "I strive for nothing less than what I believe to be my best performance every time."

Song List

Top 22 - Possession (Sarah McLachlan)

---Her top 22 picture was very tranny-like:

So FAG called her out as a tranny, and we all agreed.

We then noted that she makes serial-killer faces in every photo taken of her:

Then we got a little hope built up as she posted this blog on her Top 22 page:

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CHRISTINE HANLON TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!!

So, I've made it! I am here to save Canada from all of the POP clich&#233; musical acts of the new millennium. And how will I do that, you ask? Let me tell you. I'm going to start from the beginning of my experience.

I never thought that I would audition for Canadian Idol. I am an independent singer/songwriter who takes pride in my music. I always thought that Canadian Idol was a popularity contest and that by participating in it, I would become just another female singer lost in the crowd of bad hair do's and even worse song selections. But boy was I ever misled.

So I'm surfing the net one day, and I decided to read up on the upcoming auditions for Canadian Idol. The first thing to catch my eye was the fact that singers were allowed to accompany themselves with an instrument this year. This has never been done before in any Idol competition. It got me thinking. Maybe Canadian Idol is looking for actual musicians this year, not just replaceable, forgettable singers. I do play guitar and although I do not sing and play at the same time, it was nice to know that I, at least, had the option to do so. More importantly, I realized that at the very least, I could meet some really cool people that I could one day form a band with. I decided to go for it. I auditioned for Canadian Idol, and in doing so I had just made the best decision of my life.

After countless hours of waiting, audition after audition, I got the Golden Ticket! I had made it to the Top 100.

During that week of the Top 100 eliminations, I was surprised at how many people I met with the same interests and passion that I have. I made so many friends, starting with my first room mate, Naomi-Joy. She would later come to be in the Top 22 with me, along with Tara. All three of us managed to go through every round of the competition that week together and remain friends. It was like our own little support group. I love those girls. I also made some friends that I had to say goodbye to. But it is not forever. I exchanged email addresses with some of my newfound friends and I have been talking with them on MSN messenger. I know that the friendships that I have made will follow me through out my entire life. I am truly grateful for having met such wonderful people.

Ok. Let me get to the part where I am going to rescue Canada from the evil POP monster.

Like I said, I am a singer/songwriter. My interests range anywhere from Slipknot to George Michael with Nine Inch Nails, Mary J. Blidge and Patsy Cline mixed up somewhere in the middle. My goal is to use my diverse background to speak to every single viewer in Canada. I believe that I can turn this competition into one that has depth and diversity and make it fun and interesting to watch! So stay tuned Canada! Listen to every contestant with an open mind and vote until your fingers fall off!!!!!!!

Talk to you later. Keep it real.

There were some real exciting words in there, and we wondered if she may have had just a touch the worster spirit inside her.

So of course, she picks some boring Lilith Fair song and gets voted off the first week.

We also noted that she's from a rough section of Toronto, and wondered if the murder rate in Rexdale went down while she was doing CI. That, and the other psycho tranny killer jokes may be why she added Nigel Lies as a friend on facebook, and then removed him several days later, perhaps upon realizing where he came from. So she hates us. Evidently, her old thread does as well. Laugh

And that's her old thread in a nutshell.

Christine - as I said in the old thread before it went poof, "Psycho Tranny Killer" is a compliment around these parts. If you want to come here and call us names back, though, feel free. :)

   
 
Smartie
Posted: 4/17/2008 at 6:09 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Christranny is all powerful and even manages to kill off her old thread!

She drinks the blood of puppies and virgins.

Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 4/18/2008 at 7:33 AM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

I just read her old thread a little while ago. It was fun mocking Rexdale.

The only way this bitch is going to make it anywhere in this competition is if she moves to Newfoundland and brings a whole bunch of flags on stage.

frogtard
Posted: 4/18/2008 at 9:50 AM Reply with quote

Quote "Fallen Angel Gabriel":
It was fun mocking Rexdale.

You gotta love Rexdale. I sorta live near it but not really.

SmellsLikeHome
Posted: 4/18/2008 at 10:22 AM Reply with quote

I wonder if Brunty will make her stay around longer, since we all know he gets all hot and bothered over those contestants from Ontario.

Insane
Posted: 4/18/2008 at 9:24 PM Reply with quote
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An Ontarian won last year. Would Brunty still be having multiple orgasms over it, or will he have shot his wad and not care anymore?

If it's the latter, it might be British Columbia's turn this year, which makes me glad that Greg and Carly Rae can't try out again. Laugh

Well, anyway, I'm still waiting for Christine to destroy the POP MONSTER. If she likes NiN so much she should sing "Closer".*

* I know, I know, it'll never be cleared due to content, but imagine it.

Canook
Posted: 4/19/2008 at 5:20 AM Reply with quote
Location: inside Amanda Chile's leather pants

No. The winner has to come from Quebec.

2 winners from Alberta and 2 from Ontario..... and 1 lone Quebecois.

Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 4/19/2008 at 6:51 AM Reply with quote
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An Ontarian won last year. Would Brunty still be having multiple orgasms over it, or will he have shot his wad and not care anymore?

Have you forgotten what the guy looks like? Barf

reggiethegeek
Posted: 4/19/2008 at 7:36 AM Reply with quote
Location: Canada

Quote "Canook":
No. The winner has to come from Quebec.

2 winners from Alberta and 2 from Ontario..... and 1 lone Quebecois.

Actually, Eva was born in Ontario so I'm pretty sure that only Albertans and Ontarians win this show Melinda

Then again, if we work hard enough somebody else will get a chance to release an album then disappear.

smarterthanpickler
Posted: 4/19/2008 at 7:45 AM Reply with quote
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I don't count Eva as a Quebecor. She came off as 100% English. A French Quebecor person will NEVER win this show.

Unless Fetus is the next Celine Dion, that is.

o_o
Posted: 4/19/2008 at 8:50 AM Reply with quote
VFTW's Pimp Location: Canada

Someone from Manitoba will win this year...

Laugh

thefunnystone
Posted: 4/19/2008 at 8:59 AM Reply with quote
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I'm personally cheering for the favorite VFTW province, New Brunswick, to bring us another winner.

Clap

Canook
Posted: 4/19/2008 at 2:14 PM Reply with quote
Location: inside Amanda Chile's leather pants

We haven't had one since Corpsey. Hmmmm.

all_sabrina
Posted: 4/19/2008 at 2:22 PM Reply with quote
Location: Bon Temps, LA

Quote "thefunnystone":
I'm personally cheering for the favorite VFTW province, New Brunswick, to bring us another winner.

Clap

I'm going to root for the Yukon. Laugh

joeyharmonic
Posted: 4/19/2008 at 2:35 PM Reply with quote
Laconic Bastard Location: Beelzebub's Breakfast Salon

I'm a little Skeered to post in this thread. If she has the power to kill her own thread at a distance, who knows what else she's capable of?

Having said that, after the hell-hole that is AI7, I can't wait to let the Cheesy Goodness that is Canadian Idol back into my life.

all_sabrina
Posted: 4/20/2008 at 1:29 AM Reply with quote
Location: Bon Temps, LA

Quote "joeyharmonic":

Having said that, after the hell-hole that is AI7, I can't wait to let the Cheesy Goodness that is Canadian Idol back into my life.

I feel the same way, Joey.

The fun we had last season with Naomi, Jaydee, Carly Rae, The CI scaryboard, and the awesomeness of Our Angel of the Skateboard, Montana, far exceeded the crap we have had this season on AI.

But just as we were letdown this year after enjoying the antics of Antonella and Sanjaya, I wonder if we will go through the same thing this year on CI.

Our expectations have been raised pretty high.

Insane
Posted: 4/20/2008 at 12:34 PM Reply with quote
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Time will tell, Sab and Joey. AI7, as we know, is a direct reaction to the whole Sanjaya thing. We made TPTB shit their pants last year.

In contrast, I think CI somewhat likes us. Except for Christine, for some reason. She hates us and wants us to die.

R E D R U M

Cristaly
Posted: 4/20/2008 at 12:50 PM Reply with quote
Location: Puerto Rico

Melinda She really does look like a Serial killer in her pictures.

She scares me D= Fetus please kick her out of the competition =O Mikalah

Piggingator
Posted: 4/21/2008 at 8:33 AM Reply with quote
Location: Canada

Holy crap. I forgot how mad she looked in all of those pictures. Laugh

Smartie
Posted: 4/21/2008 at 11:22 AM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

She could have a contest with Cunty for the 'Angriest Face Award'.

Insane
Posted: 4/21/2008 at 11:24 AM Reply with quote
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Quote "Smartie":
She could have a contest with Cunty for the 'Angriest Face Award'.
Another big fat fail for Cunty, then. Laugh

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