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| Slacking |
 Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:46 am |
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I Run This Joint!
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Welcome to the results for the semi-finals for Are You the Worst Idol?!
Throughout the afternoon we will reveal who is safe, who is in the bottom 3, who is going home, and who the special "celebrity" performer is.
Stay Tuned.............
Our first contestant today is Moose. Moose, you sang "Angel" and the judges said that they would much rather have listened to regina Spektor for 48 hours straight. The votes have been counted and Moose...........
You are safe. Congratulations.
Next up is Laura.
Laura, you sang "Got Your Money" The judges thought you were trying to sound too much like Star Jones taking a dump. The people have voted, and Laura.........
You are safe. Take a seat.
We'll be right back after this Commercial Break
Welcome back. Next up is MacAttack16.
MA16, you sang "I Knew I Loved You," The judges felt that you butchered the song so badly, you made Roseanne's National Anthem sound like "Stairway to Heaven." The votes are in and......
MacAttack16, you are NOT in the bottom 3, good job.
Next up is Grima. Grima, you've had an interesting week, but we're glad you're here. You sang "Living on a Prayer" and the judges said that your song made them wish they were living on another planet. Grima, the votes have been tabulated and............
I'm sorry to say you ARE in the bottom 3.
Coming up next, a performance from a special "celebrity!!"
Lets lighten up the mood a bit, enjoy this "song" from our special "celebrity," "Kellie Pickler!!"
I hope you all enjoyed our "celebrity" performance. Up next is PainFool. PainFool, you sand "Lately" and then judges compared you to Ace........ that's a bad thing, a very bad thing. Votes are in and......
PainFool, you are safe!
MagickPoultry, come stand next to me. You sang "Born to Run" and the judges somehow fell asleep! Anyways, the public listened and.........
You also are safe MagickPoultry!
We'll be right back after this Commercial Break
Welcome back- hope you all enjoyed that ad! But we gotta get back to business, and up next is turdparty. turdparty, you "sang" "Straight Up" and the judges thought it was the best version they have ever heard. Not really a compliment sicne the only version they have ever heard was Paula's. Anyway turdparty, we have the results and.........
You are safe!
Flea, you are up next. Flea you submitted "Queen of the Night." The judges felt that it was more painful than gouging out their own eyeballs! The votes are in and.......
Flea, you are in the bottom 3, sorry.
Up next is CutieCutie Cake Honey. You sang "The greatest Love of all" The judges said that was nowhere near the greatest love and that it sounded like you were making love to a pinecone. Votes are in and........
You are safe.
Lianimal, come up here. You butchered "A Broken Wing," the judges nicknamed you Martina McCrap, they hated it. The people voted and........
Lianimal, you are NOT in the bottom three take a seat.
thorn969 and johnnywang57, please come up. One of you is safe and one of you is in the bottom three.
We will find out after the break
johnnywang57 and thorn969, one of you is in the bottom three and one of you is safe.
After all the votes were tallied the third member of the bottom 3 is................
johnnywang57. That means thorn969, you are safe, sit down.
Worsters, this is your bottom three; johnnywang57, Flea, and Grima. Look at what you've done.
Now, it is time to send one of you back to join the others. The person who has the highest number of votes and is safe is..........
Grima. Congratulations Grima, you live to sing another day.
That means our bottom two is johnnywang57 and Flea. The first person eliminated from Are You The Worst Idol is..........
Flea. I'm sorry, you are the first eliminated. Johnnywang57, please join the others.
Flea, thank you so much for your participation, for your farewell song, lets listen to Queen of the Night one more time. Good luck with your future endeavors.
Ok folks, join us next week for One Hit Wonders Week as our Top 11 will battle it out to become the worst idol. |
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| realpoizen |
| Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:50 am |
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Boomquisha
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Turdparty's safe! 
I think Thorn will be gone tonight. No posts = No votes.
And who the hell's voting for PainFool? VFTB, 'fess up!  |
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| PainFool |
| Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:51 am |
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Rex Goudie
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Oh the suspense!
....do we have to deal with a 2:1 commercial to show ratio like real Idol? |
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| Slacking |
| Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:52 am |
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I Run This Joint!
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PainFool wrote: Oh the suspense!
....do we have to deal with a 2:1 commercial to show ratio like real Idol?
I'll try to make it more painful than Idol  |
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| Silhouette |
| Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:56 am |
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AYTWI Winner & VFTW Radio Co-Host
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Damn! I have to get to work and won't be able to read the results until 4:30!
 Let MackAttack be safe!!!!
Gratz Moose! |
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| Lianimal |
| Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:02 pm |
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Mark Day
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*sitting on the edge of my seat, worry lines between my eyes.......am I safe? Am I going home?*
 The suspense is KILLING me!  |
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| Slacking |
| Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:04 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
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Lianimal wrote: *sitting on the edge of my seat, worry lines between my eyes.......am I safe? Am I going home?*
The suspense is KILLING me!
I know your fate, hehehehehehehe............ |
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| Lianimal |
| Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:05 pm |
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Mark Day
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Slacking wrote: Lianimal wrote: *sitting on the edge of my seat, worry lines between my eyes.......am I safe? Am I going home?*
The suspense is KILLING me!
I know your fate, hehehehehehehe............
 Evil man! And all this time I thought you were the "cool" mod! |
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| Grima |
| Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:14 pm |
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Croco-Stimpy
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Shuddup, Li, you're so safe it's not even funny.
It's me I'm worried about. |
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| Lianimal |
| Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:27 pm |
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Mark Day
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Grima wrote: Shuddup, Li, you're so safe it's not even funny.
It's me I'm worried about.
Please! At least people LIKE you here! You'll get through on the popularity vote.
I'm basically the villain, if anyone reads any of the threads outside of this one
The only way I'll be safe is if people really ARE voting for the worst! |
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| Grima |
| Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:43 pm |
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Croco-Stimpy
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Shitmonkies!!!
Bottom 3? Is it because I didn't KYwoman my votes? |
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| Lianimal |
| Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:51 pm |
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Mark Day
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I'm in the bottom 3?  I tell ya, |
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| Slacking |
| Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:05 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
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Lianimal wrote: I'm in the bottom 3? I tell ya,
I haven't gotten to you yet. I'm puposely waiting, lol! I guess I am an evil man. :chickenlittle |
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| PainFool |
| Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:07 pm |
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Rex Goudie
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Lianimal wrote: I'm in the bottom 3? I tell ya,
....did you miss-read that? Last time I looked, your name wasn't even in the post yet.... |
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| PainFool |
| Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:08 pm |
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Rex Goudie
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HOLY CRAP I'M SAFE!?!?!?
*Sanjaya moment* |
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| Slacking |
| Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:23 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
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To recap- Grima and Flea are 2/3 of the bottom 3.
Who will join them; Lianimal, CutieCutie Cake Honey, johnnywang57, or thorn696???
I'll be back in a little bit and we'll continue the results. |
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| Lianimal |
| Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:24 pm |
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Mark Day
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Slacking wrote: Lianimal wrote: I'm in the bottom 3? I tell ya,
I haven't gotten to you yet. I'm puposely waiting, lol! I guess I am an evil man. :chickenlittle
evil, evil EVIL! |
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| Lianimal |
| Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:28 pm |
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Mark Day
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PainFool wrote: Lianimal wrote: I'm in the bottom 3? I tell ya,
....did you miss-read that? Last time I looked, your name wasn't even in the post yet....
When he hadn't called my name yet, and said Grima was in the bottom 3, I assumed the people he hadn't called out yet were the bottom 3
My bad! |
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| realpoizen |
| Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:29 pm |
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Boomquisha
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| Lianimal, you're definitely safe now! Thorn hasn't been called yet, and he's definitely in the B3! |
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| johnnywang57 |
| Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:31 pm |
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Anthony Suckorov
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AHH I Have to work in a half hour and I'm gonna miss the results!!
This is gonna be bothering me all night!!! |
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