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Ms.Tina
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:03 pm Reply with quote
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Brenna for Jordin.
Bitch gets no respect.
If this truly was a singing competition, she wouldn't be placed behind Blake, Phil, and Chris Richardson in the fucking Dial Idol rankings.
Fuck AI to hell.
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PainFool
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:17 pm Reply with quote
Rex Goudie Joined: 23 Feb 2007 Posts: 577 Location: OBX
Ms.Tina wrote:
Brenna for Jordin.
Bitch gets no respect.
If this truly was a singing competition, she wouldn't be placed behind Blake, Phil, and Chris Richardson in the fucking Dial Idol rankings.
Fuck AI to hell.


Definitely - kid had the best vocals of the night by far.
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insaneinthesfv
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:56 pm Reply with quote
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I like her more and more every week, and I am absolutely fine with it if she winds up winning.

Jordin Sparks: AI's best Squeaky Teen since Diana DeGarmo.
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all_sabrina
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:05 pm Reply with quote
John Stevens Joined: 16 Mar 2007 Posts: 11204 Location: Bon Temps, LA
Jordin hasn't gotten much pimping at all, but really is great for her age. I really think she is a good kis and has a future regardless of where she ends up in this crazy contest. She is a pretty young girl and if she loses a few pounds and gets that wow factor, really could have a career.

There are so many that have the bod and the face, but can't sing. and others that have the natural talent but will never have a neck LOL.

If AI had a six month get in shape program between the 24 pick and the time they went on the air, they could do wonders. Maybe add a weight loss sponser.
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thefunnystone
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:06 pm Reply with quote
I Run This Joint! Joined: 20 May 2006 Posts: 23603 Location: Causing Trouble
Jordin was the only one who impressed me last night (besides Sanjaya's monkey dancing and Sligh's shoutout).
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Vannah
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:09 pm Reply with quote
Kristy Lee Cook Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 1444 Location: I am the pic in Gedeon's afro.
I think Jordin is absolutely beautiful, and yeah she impressed me too. I loved her performance, and how she played the role of the song. Very good. Clap
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Poo
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:19 pm Reply with quote
Whatevia Joined: 10 Sep 2006 Posts: 27 Location: Canada
If the role of the song is to be as boring as you possibly can, then she did an excellent job. Compared to the other competitors, she's boring and forgetable.
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SmellsLikeHome
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:21 pm Reply with quote
Juanita Barber Joined: 20 May 2006 Posts: 5356
I think she was the best of the night. Plus it made Simon want to jump off a building. VFTW Victory
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Ms.Tina
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:22 pm Reply with quote
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Simon's such a damn tease.
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Wax Goddess
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:29 pm Reply with quote
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I thought she was the best by far last night too.

I liked her before, now I'm hoping she gets to the finals. Way more personality than no-neck.
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ACG2x
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:12 pm Reply with quote
Naomi-Joy Blackhall Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 368 Location: Middle-class suburbia
Jordin has rocked the house the last two weeks in a row. I continue to be impressed by her.

I honestly hope she does very well in this and goes on to successs as she seems like a pretty genuine person.
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Bibulus
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:35 pm Reply with quote
VFTW's Gardener Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 2870 Location: In a Van down by the River
I agree that Jordin was the best of the night not just vocally but in 'selling' it. For all of Melinda's talent, she would smile all the way through The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
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FordMandalay
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:45 pm Reply with quote
Rex Goudie Joined: 14 Mar 2007 Posts: 509 Location: Uranus
Jordin will win. Reasons;

1 - Youth. AI wants a winner who will appeal to it's younger demographic, especially after the debacle of Ol' Man Hicks winning last year. (and I predict next year they'll lower the age limit again)

2 - Marketability. WAY more options to market (Disney, fast foods, girls clothing companies, shoe companies etc.) than fatass LaKisha or no-neck Melinda.

3 - Looks. Jordin can look young and fresh, and even though she's no stunner she way outpaces the other hags. AND because she's so young a regimen of professional image specialists have plenty of time to work on her as she blossoms like a sweet flower (ick!)

4 - Malleability - Once again because she's young and inexperienced, she'll be way easier to order around, direct and mold into an image that AI wants to present.

5 - SURPRISE WINNER!! - oh my gosh look, that sweet young girl unexpectedly beat out the far more experienced favorites!! Isn't that a WONDERFUL Cinderella story!!! How good will that look in the press?

6 - and oh yeah she sings pretty good.

So I'm using my superhuman spider-powers of marketing and publicity to gaze into the future and figure out the logic of the situation, because if I was in charge this is totally what I'd do.

Prove me wrong, kids - prove me wrong.
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Poo
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:51 pm Reply with quote
Whatevia Joined: 10 Sep 2006 Posts: 27 Location: Canada
Chris Labelle *sigh* I guess you're right. Forgive me for thinking that this competition is about actual talent when really it's about boring, bitchy youngsters who can't sing at all :(.
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babycakes307
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:57 pm Reply with quote
Amy Davis Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 126 Location: On the South Side of Sanjaya's Universe with King David and Cake
she's my only non vftw favorite this season
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Simon Cowell
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:19 pm Reply with quote
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and to think I hated her during auditions and assumed she would be a Lisa Tucker clone.

Underrated...........
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BowDownBitch
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:26 pm Reply with quote
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She still butchered "Reflection" or whateva that crap Disney song is called.

I don't like her. Whatevia
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all_sabrina
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:04 pm Reply with quote
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Ford, you know what? Given her competition this year, I don't think I really would mind that she did win. She is growing on me.
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FordMandalay
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:07 pm Reply with quote
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all_sabrina wrote:
Ford, you know what? Given her competition this year, I don't think I really would mind that she did win. She is growing on me.


I thought she was growin on me too.



Then I found out it was foot fungus.
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AmLtEvX
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:52 pm Reply with quote
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Somebody at TWOP posted pictures of her performing at the "Right To Life" concert (Which is an anti-abortion group) and found a quote of her saying something a long the lines of "Mandisa was my favorite because of her values". Which I'm guessing means the gay thing. Whatevia I hate this bitch.
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