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smarterthanpickler
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:10 pm Reply with quote
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(thanks o_o and allsabrina)




We've all seen Kristy Lee's lovely video where she's gleefully posing with the confederate flag. We've been trying to avoid creating a thread for this piece of trailer trash and mocking her (and her fat pig friend) in the spoilers thread, but I can't take it anymore:






AI7 Is A Fucking Joke

(thanks to Knative07)




Quote:
August 7, 2001

Kristy Lee

Kristy Lee Signs In Triplicate with Arista, Britney, and BMI

Brand-new Arista Nashville artist Kristy Lee continued to establish her roots in Music City by signing a songwriter affiliation deal with BMI at their Nashville offices. In addition to her label contract, Lee recently inked a deal with Britney Spears' newly-formed production company as its debut artist. Superstar Spears, a BMI affiliate, has already agreed to make a cameo appearance in Lee's first video.

The 17-year-old singer claims Selma, Oregon as her home, although recent months have been spent attending to business matters in Nashville and performing live in various venues in the Dallas-Ft. Worth area. Lee adds horses and softball to her passions beyond music. She is managed by Marty Rendleman, who formerly managed LeAnn Rimes.











Making it official at BMI Nashville are (seated) Kristy Lee and her mother, Carlene Cook; (standing) BMI's Mark Mason, Patsy Bradley, David Preston and Paul Corbin. photo by Beth Gwinn









Please feel free to move all your caps, videos and hatred to this thread. Let me get things started...












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saxyman1004
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:16 pm Reply with quote
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I probably don't even have to say it, but what the hell, now that there's a thread for it, I'll post this here, and I'll be done unless I'm asked about it again. :) Promise. And sorry for the freakin' novel again.

all_sabrina wrote:
Posted: 27 Dec 2007 22:25
Strongman I know what you are saying, but for those of us on the other side of the slave block, it represents a lot more.

When you know what sort of transportation was used to bring your ancestors, real relatives and human beings to this hemisphere, and then to have people in this day and age still fly a flag that celebrates that heritage, I have little sympathy.


Nightwing69 wrote:
Saxy: I totally hear where you're coming from...

The big ole' HOWEVER, however,comes from (as all-sabrina delicately and brilliantly stated it) the view from the other side of the slave-trading block...

That flag has been used as a symbol of hate -- primarily against my people, but also against anyone who aren't kard karrying kkk members. That flag has been shoved down my throat not as a symbol of Southern heritage, but as a sybmol of slavery and its progeny (segregation, lynching, Jim Crow, racism and discrimination).

So, I think that it's an acceptable knee-jerk reaction to think that someone photographed with and/or near the stars n' bars is a racist, bigoted mother fuckin' asshole hillbilly.

But you're right...she may not be at all...and, most certainly, not all folks flying the Confederate Flag are racist, bigoted mother fuckers...but DUDE...if one is going to display that thing, one should and must better be ready to suck it up and TAKE THE HEAT, because, understandably, one will not receive the benefit of the doubt...

LOVE YOUR BUMPER STICKER, MY MAN!!! That freakin' made my day...THANK YOU!!! Clap Laugh Clap

M-Dawg


Sab and M-Dawg, I also understand that side of the debate (as much as I can) and I surely did not mean to downplay it. I just wanted to emphasize that there are 2 sides to the coin. I also agree that the knee-jerk reaction is going to happen (rightfully so, as slavery/racism/all that trash is and has been more closely identified with that flag than innocent family heritage) and that one should be prepared for it.

Perhaps I was fortunate to live in a little town where this issue isn't a huge one. There used to be a statue of a Confederate soldier looking down in shame in the city square. It was moved during the Civil Rights Movement to a big cemetery, where it now stands amongst graves of Confederate and Union soldiers, which also served to change the tone of the statue (instead of shame for losing the war, it's now meant to be shame for wasteful loss of life).

I guess the point is they found a way to preserve the history of the town without needlessly offending people when that became a problem, and that's where I grew up. :) To them it's a part of their history. Shameful history, but I don't think that means they should just forget it happened.

I hope I didn't offend anyone, or insult anyone's intelligence, or get all preachy and defensive, or otherwise come off as an asshole, I was merely trying to shed some light.

Glad you liked the bumper sticker, M-Dawg, I bought it at a Tuscaloosa mall and immediately stuck it next to one that reads, "Your proctologist called, they found your head." Fitting, don't you think?

Of course, that's also next to one that reads, "I am not infantile, you stinky butt poophead"......
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Smartie
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:20 pm Reply with quote
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Well she's got sweet FA profile out there - not a good look for a singer. Even the flopping Irish skank has more stuff out there on Google.

However, this thread is number two with a bullet when you look for Kristie Lee Cook VFTW Victory
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smarterthanpickler
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:23 pm Reply with quote
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You're entitled to your opinion saxyman. I find nothing offensive in your post. However, I suspect many will disagree with you.

What I do find offensive, however, is Kristie Lee's video, the demographic she's pandering to, the fat pig sleeping with her in bed and, most of all, her voice Laugh
I hope this doesn't turn into a major debate...fingers crossed



There are some funny comments on her video. Don't be shy to show Kristie Lee some love ;)
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Quagga
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:28 pm Reply with quote
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This is unbelievable. How many more plants are gonna be unearthed? I bet it'll be hard to find someone out of this year's crop that DOESN'T have some kind of pre-existing professional background, with the exception of the mandatory fodder. I mean, having a manager that used to work for an established star and being chummy with BritBrit is just outraegous.

I haven't bothered listening to most of these people yet either, except potato girl. Is this one decent or no?
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insaneinthesfv
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:34 pm Reply with quote
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I am tempted to comment, "Go KKKristie!"*, but I think this is the only place where people would get it in the proper context. Laugh

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I haven't bothered listening to most of these people yet either, except potato girl. Is this one decent or no?
No. At best, she's a poor man's Pickler so far.

*or is it KKKristy?

ETA: It's KKKristy.

I commented!

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So did the fatty join the Confederate Army or the US? Is KKKristy devoted to the South or to America? Just asking.
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RavenSymoneDark
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:57 pm Reply with quote
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Yay another Farmbot, I can already tell she's going to either be a complete stuck up bitch or trailer trash (maybe even both) but I can already see that she's definatly going to be one of the bad ones. Laugh at saxyman1004's bumper sticker.
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joeyharmonic
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:11 am Reply with quote
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I'd like to point out that CI was first with the Pure Aryan Country Chick contestant (Annika) and AI7 is just being a boring copy-cat. That is all.


OK, that is not all: I don't see anything so far to make me believe she is a bigoted hillbilly, but she is, undoubtedly, a really dumb bitch for getting filmed in front of the KKKonfederate Flag. Someone from Oregan really ought to know better, oh wait, what am I saying?
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insaneinthesfv
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:36 am Reply with quote
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Oregon? Ah, there you go. There are like 12 people of color in Oregon, and they all live in Portland. She probably thinks 'racial tension' means 'being sore from too much running'.
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Quagga
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:37 am Reply with quote
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No. At best, she's a poor man's Pickler so far.


Thats not encouraging, yet not entirely unexpected either.

I'm guessing a Pickler and Nikki hybrid. VFTW Victory
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erinnthered
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:09 am Reply with quote
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Oregon has a ton of rednecks!

A good friend lives there and she'd been telling me about it, but I had no idea. It's the strangest thing. Hippies and rednecks living in harmony...wait...I live in Austin. Never mind. Laugh
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saxyman1004
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 7:52 am Reply with quote
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insaneinthesfv wrote:
She probably thinks 'racial tension' means 'being sore from too much running'.

And dude in the video said, "....running? Randy "

Her song there is a total stalker song. The part where she's watching the guy sleep seemed very creepy to me.
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smarterthanpickler
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 8:40 am Reply with quote
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Can anyone confirm if it's Kristy or Kristee? I've seen both.

Thanks



I wrote a little song for Kristy Lee...

I wish I was in the land of cotton
Where Civil Rights are still forgotten
Look Away, Look Away
Look Away, Kristy Lee




Kristy Lee:






General Lee...

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magooish
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 8:56 am Reply with quote
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Maybe KKKristy is related to this other Lee:



Which would then of course explain the flag.
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all_sabrina
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:21 am Reply with quote
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STP you inspired me.. The full song.

I wish I was in the land of cotton
Where Civil Rights are still forgotten
Look Away, Look Away
Look Away, Kristy Lee

In Redneck Land where I was born in
Early on one frosty mornin'
Look away! Look away!
Look away! Kristie Lee.

Chorus:
O, I wish I was an Idol!
Hooray! Hooray!
In Redneck Land I have a band
with banjos and a fiddle
Away, away,
Away down south, I'm Kristie!

The Worsters found my story out
A Nigel plant with lots of clout
Look away! Look away!
Look away! Kristie Lee.

No Diva win this year for blacks
Its time to see a white girl hack
Look away! Look away!
Look away! Kristie Lee.

Chorus:
O, I wish I was an Idol!
Hooray! Hooray!
In Redneck Land I have a band
with banjos and a fiddle
Away, away,
Away down south, Im Kristie!

The Southren states will vote me in
that girl that wears a confederate pin
Look away! Look away!
Look away! Kristie Lee.

I want to thank the powers that be
that didn't need talent, just little ol' me.
Look away! Look away!
Look away! Kristie Lee.

Chorus:
O, I wish I was an Idol!
Hooray! Hooray!
In Redneck Land I have a band
with banjos and a fiddle
Away, away,
Away down south, Im Kristie!
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magooish
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:36 am Reply with quote
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Sab, that's inspired! VFTW Victory
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insaneinthesfv
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:36 am Reply with quote
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Sab, you made me laugh at 7:30 in the morning. Clap Clap Clap
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saxyman1004
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:04 am Reply with quote
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magooish wrote:
Maybe KKKristy is related to this other Lee:



Which would then of course explain the flag.


Maybe she'll surrender on the show?
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jawajedi
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:37 pm Reply with quote
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The Southern states will vote me in

Melinda Maybe we should rethink this line. Would the Southern voting block that supported Fantasia, Ruben, Melinda, Clay (not butch enough for Redneck Love) provide blind, lemming support of a blond-haired Confederate flag girl?
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all_sabrina
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:52 pm Reply with quote
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jawajedi wrote:
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The Southern states will vote me in

Melinda Maybe we should rethink this line. Would the Southern voting block that supported Fantasia, Ruben, Melinda, Clay (not butch enough for Redneck Love) provide blind, lemming support of a blond-haired Confederate flag girl?


Jawa, I hope not. But I can see this person being deluded enough to think so.

and it rhymed lol
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