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Bollox
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:28 am Reply with quote
Jasmalien Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 2976 Location: Laughing at the Sparkle Cows
thefunnystone wrote:
Bump and reminder that if any song spoilers come out for this week, post them in here.



Didn't want to forget this nugget given to me this morning by a co-worker...

My office mate was listening to this girl singing and playing guitar on the subway platform, and the singer announed that she would be appearing on AI next year.

Considering they haven't even announced audition cities yet...makes you think Plant

Our deluded twit/possible plant's name is Jubilee.
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Papayafan
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:43 am Reply with quote
Chris Labelle Joined: 12 Apr 2007 Posts: 1895
I'm guessing we could just look for people who have flopped in the music industry but fit the age group, and next year's cast will suddenly appear.
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ItsMeDeb
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:49 am Reply with quote
I Run This Joint! Joined: 20 May 2006 Posts: 21865
Let's not and let's not shit up this thread w/ Esmerelda-like comments.

Thanks.
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thefunnystone
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:19 am Reply with quote
I Run This Joint! Joined: 20 May 2006 Posts: 23604 Location: Causing Trouble
Thankfully since TPTB lurk here, Jubilee has now been disqualified. Let's out all the plants before the season starts and then we'll get them all disqualified. VFTW Victory
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insaneinthesfv
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:21 am Reply with quote
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I'm gonna go with delusional twit here. How bad was her singing? Laugh
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Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:48 am Reply with quote
Killjoy Joined: 12 Jun 2006 Posts: 10813
Let's find her MySpace and post it on the front page.
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Rebel
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:39 pm Reply with quote
Gaspy Archuleta Joined: 13 May 2007 Posts: 827 Location: Hidden from view
Depending on how it was said, it could just be someone who is planning on auditioning, and "knows" they are going to make it...because of how "great' they are.
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Gambler
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:49 am Reply with quote
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Rebel wrote:
Depending on how it was said, it could just be someone who is planning on auditioning, and "knows" they are going to make it...because of how "great' they are.


That's because everybody they know tells them they're the best singer EVER and that they can outsing anybody else who's been on Idol or the radio. They're also delusional fucks. There's also the fact that any early plant would know better than tip their hand this soon.

It's going to be very interesting when several years down the line, the plants and their victims fall out of their NDA's and start talking. I know we've gotten hints here and there of the backstage machinations. But when it's not hints, but straight out declarations....that's going to be epic.
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Rebel
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:31 pm Reply with quote
Gaspy Archuleta Joined: 13 May 2007 Posts: 827 Location: Hidden from view
Gambler wrote:


That's because everybody they know tells them they're the best singer EVER and that they can outsing anybody else who's been on Idol or the radio. They're also delusional fucks. There's also the fact that any early plant would know better than tip their hand this soon.


I know that, but I could not come up with a short coherent way of saying it.
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JohnnyDrama
Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:48 pm Reply with quote
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AI8 finalist.... I can hope! Laugh Mikalah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tOr4pFg1g0&amp;feature=related
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purpledarklighter
Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:17 pm Reply with quote
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LOL JD she's awesome! That song is full of win Clap Laugh
I wish she would audition for AI8 and sing that song... can't wait to see Simon 's reaction Laugh
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begemot
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:01 pm Reply with quote
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JohnnyDrama wrote:

LMFAO

Oh my God, that is a great song. Too bad they'd never show it on the air on FOX. Wait -- well, they might.

Someone on here needs to audition with that song. I would. Anyone know if AI auditions are coming to Cleveland? Laugh
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Nigel Is Satan
Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:18 pm Reply with quote
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Blake Lewis will be re-auditioning under the name "Renaldo Sanchez". He figures that if Carly can do it, he can do it too. He will be dying his hair black and growing a mustache.

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begemot
Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:49 pm Reply with quote
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I have a sudden urge to go vote for some guy named Pedro next season.

Blake should totally reaudition! Or maybe Esmetard will do it for him.
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lulu_banana
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:29 am Reply with quote
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Laugh NigelisSatan! But Renaldos are usually awesome Paula
Carly could come back as Maria Conchita and still FAIL, she's hopeless.
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o_o
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:50 am Reply with quote
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We need to make a list of failed pop groups or one hit wonders, that's how we'll find the top 24 early.

Like Dream or No Secrets.
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Nigel Is Satan
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:30 pm Reply with quote
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Holy Shit!

My secret sources have informed me........

That Carly was not satisfied with this year and will be re-appearing as.......



Carol Scherbokov!

Carol Scherbokov is a Russian Immigrant from Serbia who is 25 years old. She will speak with an authentic Russian accent and will have blonde hair. Idol will promote her as a single mother who currently works full time at her local Starbucks.

Audition Song: Я прихожу назад by Русские правители

Notable Quotes: "I to the end so much in my life, and I am so glad to have this third chance. God it blessed me with my life and my of baby. I actually want to ripen the certain classic Polkish woman"

UPDATE: It seems that 19e has already filmed Carly/Carol's audition. Here is a screencap that my source gave me.



They also intend for her to get 2nd place.
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JeanneFan
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:19 pm Reply with quote
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^ That's too funny. Laugh Clap
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lulu_banana
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 3:41 am Reply with quote
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Chris Labelle At least she had the ugly tattoo removed.
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Gambler
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:29 am Reply with quote
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lulu_banana wrote:
Chris Labelle At least she had the ugly tattoo removed.


Too bad they couldn't remove the ugly face while they were at it.
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