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 Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:28 am |
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Jasmalien
Joined: 21 May 2006
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thefunnystone wrote: Bump and reminder that if any song spoilers come out for this week, post them in here.
Didn't want to forget this nugget given to me this morning by a co-worker...
My office mate was listening to this girl singing and playing guitar on the subway platform, and the singer announed that she would be appearing on AI next year.
Considering they haven't even announced audition cities yet...makes you think 
Our deluded twit/possible plant's name is Jubilee. |
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| Papayafan |
| Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:43 am |
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Chris Labelle
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| I'm guessing we could just look for people who have flopped in the music industry but fit the age group, and next year's cast will suddenly appear. |
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| ItsMeDeb |
| Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:49 am |
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I Run This Joint!
Joined: 20 May 2006
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Let's not and let's not shit up this thread w/ Esmerelda-like comments.
Thanks. |
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| thefunnystone |
| Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:19 am |
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I Run This Joint!
Joined: 20 May 2006
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Location: Causing Trouble
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Thankfully since TPTB lurk here, Jubilee has now been disqualified. Let's out all the plants before the season starts and then we'll get them all disqualified.  |
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| insaneinthesfv |
| Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:21 am |
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Moderator
Joined: 01 Feb 2007
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I'm gonna go with delusional twit here. How bad was her singing?  |
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| Fallen Angel Gabriel |
| Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:48 am |
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Killjoy
Joined: 12 Jun 2006
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| Let's find her MySpace and post it on the front page. |
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| Rebel |
| Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:39 pm |
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Gaspy Archuleta
Joined: 13 May 2007
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| Depending on how it was said, it could just be someone who is planning on auditioning, and "knows" they are going to make it...because of how "great' they are. |
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| Gambler |
| Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:49 am |
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Kevin Covais
Joined: 21 May 2006
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Rebel wrote: Depending on how it was said, it could just be someone who is planning on auditioning, and "knows" they are going to make it...because of how "great' they are.
That's because everybody they know tells them they're the best singer EVER and that they can outsing anybody else who's been on Idol or the radio. They're also delusional fucks. There's also the fact that any early plant would know better than tip their hand this soon.
It's going to be very interesting when several years down the line, the plants and their victims fall out of their NDA's and start talking. I know we've gotten hints here and there of the backstage machinations. But when it's not hints, but straight out declarations....that's going to be epic. |
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| Rebel |
| Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:31 pm |
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Gaspy Archuleta
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Gambler wrote:
That's because everybody they know tells them they're the best singer EVER and that they can outsing anybody else who's been on Idol or the radio. They're also delusional fucks. There's also the fact that any early plant would know better than tip their hand this soon.
I know that, but I could not come up with a short coherent way of saying it. |
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| JohnnyDrama |
| Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:48 pm |
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PaPa Fuck B**bs
Joined: 09 Mar 2008
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| purpledarklighter |
| Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:17 pm |
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Kevin Covais
Joined: 19 May 2008
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LOL JD she's awesome! That song is full of win 
I wish she would audition for AI8 and sing that song... can't wait to see  's reaction |
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| begemot |
| Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:01 pm |
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Jon Peter Lewis
Joined: 02 Mar 2008
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LMFAO
Oh my God, that is a great song. Too bad they'd never show it on the air on FOX. Wait -- well, they might.
Someone on here needs to audition with that song. I would. Anyone know if AI auditions are coming to Cleveland? |
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| Nigel Is Satan |
| Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:18 pm |
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Briana Ramirez-Rial
Joined: 25 Jan 2008
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Blake Lewis will be re-auditioning under the name "Renaldo Sanchez". He figures that if Carly can do it, he can do it too. He will be dying his hair black and growing a mustache.
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| begemot |
| Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:49 pm |
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Jon Peter Lewis
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I have a sudden urge to go vote for some guy named Pedro next season.
Blake should totally reaudition! Or maybe Esmetard will do it for him. |
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| lulu_banana |
| Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:29 am |
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Leah Labelle
Joined: 08 Apr 2008
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NigelisSatan! But Renaldos are usually awesome 
Carly could come back as Maria Conchita and still FAIL, she's hopeless. |
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| o_o |
| Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:50 am |
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VFTW's Pimp
Joined: 11 Mar 2007
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We need to make a list of failed pop groups or one hit wonders, that's how we'll find the top 24 early.
Like Dream or No Secrets. |
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| Nigel Is Satan |
| Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:30 pm |
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Briana Ramirez-Rial
Joined: 25 Jan 2008
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Holy Shit!
My secret sources have informed me........
That Carly was not satisfied with this year and will be re-appearing as.......
Carol Scherbokov!
Carol Scherbokov is a Russian Immigrant from Serbia who is 25 years old. She will speak with an authentic Russian accent and will have blonde hair. Idol will promote her as a single mother who currently works full time at her local Starbucks.
Audition Song: Я прихожу назад by Русские правители
Notable Quotes: "I to the end so much in my life, and I am so glad to have this third chance. God it blessed me with my life and my of baby. I actually want to ripen the certain classic Polkish woman"
UPDATE: It seems that 19e has already filmed Carly/Carol's audition. Here is a screencap that my source gave me.
They also intend for her to get 2nd place. |
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| JeanneFan |
| Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:19 pm |
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Kevin Covais
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| ^ That's too funny. |
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| lulu_banana |
| Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 3:41 am |
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Leah Labelle
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 At least she had the ugly tattoo removed. |
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| Gambler |
| Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:29 am |
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Kevin Covais
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lulu_banana wrote: At least she had the ugly tattoo removed.
Too bad they couldn't remove the ugly face while they were at it. |
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