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< American Idol 9 ~ ManBoobies Cowell - Fat, Bloated, Leather-Skinned Wanker |
| Mysterioso |
 Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 11:57 am |
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CUNT
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| ^ That's Sinitta, his ex-girlfriend that he is still very good friends with. |
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| smarterthanpickler |
| Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 4:47 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
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| She's horse-faced, so she's perfect for him. |
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| Lola57 |
| Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 5:23 pm |
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Insert witty subnic here
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| His latest ex-gf (Terri Seymour?) is also a horse-face. Does he have a thing for horsey women? |
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| Smartie |
| Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 5:37 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
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| smarterthanpickler |
| Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:27 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
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Don't forget Leona Lewis...
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| Buckshot |
| Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:02 am |
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Isn't she lovely..  |
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| girlfrommars |
| Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:01 pm |
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From Popbitch:
Quote: Simon Cowell's 50th birthday party had a lot
of fawning media coverage, not least for the saucy
cabaret acts. One of the acts, as we heard it
described by a party-goer, did, however,
sound worthy of mention. It was a stripper
doing a 'reverse strip'. She went on stage naked,
then proceeded to produce clothes from up
inside her, getting completely dressed on
stage. And then ended with a flourish...
by pulling a necklace from her arse.
You stay klahzy, Simon! |
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| o_o |
| Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:29 pm |
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VFTW's Pimp
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Lola57 wrote: His latest ex-gf (Terri Seymour?) is also a horse-face. Does he have a thing for horsey women?
Yes. Here's his next girlfriend:
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| houster |
| Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 7:17 am |
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Matt Rogers
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Why is it that Simon wears a suit and tie on X-Factor, but he can only wear those crappy T-shirts on Idol?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-GV_ueJI-Q
This clip is proof that either Louie Walsh or Zack Werner should have been the 4th Judge instead of Ellen.
Also, Simon gives this guy a Standing O. |
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| Pieces_Of_Trash |
| Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:41 am |
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Simon plans to make X-factor twins MEGA-STARS. 
LINK
Quote: Cowell plans to turn twins 'into megastars'
31/10/2009 - 10:12
Cowell plans to turn twins 'into megastars'
Simon Cowell has been revealed by the papers as a secret fan of X Factor twins John and Edward - and he plans to turn them into superstars.
The Sun reports that Cowell - who has dubbed the wildly popular finalists the "terrible twins" and has said he will "leave the country" if they win the show - has actually been plotting their future career with their mentor Louis Walsh.
According to Westlife member Shane Filan, he and his fellow bandmates were shown footage of the pair a few months ago and told by Simon and Louis that they would "be massive".
We went with Louis to Simon's house in LA and they took us to a room with a cinema and said, 'We want to play you something,'" Filan told the paper.
"They played us John and Edward and Simon said, 'They're going to be massive.' We were like, 'Oh my god, they've gone crazy!'
"He put them through because he knew it was going to make brilliant TV. He knows they can't sing, and I think the boys know.
"But they're getting votes and best of luck to them. They'll get a TV presenting career or something - they'll be around for a while."
Meanwhile Louis has urged viewers to get behind John and Edward - his final act in the competition - this week.
I really want the public to vote for John and Edward this week, if only to wipe the smile off Simon's face," he told The Sun. "I'd love to see his expression if they make the finals."
"Let's face it, the boys have become a phenomenon in the last four weeks. We've never seen this kind of reaction to an act. People come up to me every day saying how much they love them."
Bookmakers Paddy Power have slashed the twins' odds off winning to 12-1, although Joe McElderry is currently 3-1 favourite to take the series title, followed by Stacey Solomon and Olly Murs.
Rachel Adedeji is once again favourite to be eliminated this week, followed by teenager Lloyd Daniels.
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| BrotherJohn |
| Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:00 pm |
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| Brother Simon, you call yourself a Judge and a Preacher. You would be so much more beneficial if you spread the word, rather than talking non-sense. |
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| smarterthanpickler |
| Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:38 pm |
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Oh brother.  |
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| SPOON |
| Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:20 pm |
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| Nah, Fran_Sullivan must have developed a habit. |
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| batchild |
| Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:55 pm |
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| smarterthanpickler |
| Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:18 am |
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He looked like Ralph Macchio. 
Or Gerardo...
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| Smartie |
| Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 4:06 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
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Quote: TV's top earning men: Cowell trumps Donald
November 13, 2009 - 8:06AM
Simon Cowell earned a staggering $US75 million last year.
The music mogul - who judges Britain's Got Talent and The X Factor in the UK and American Idol and America's Got Talent in the US - has topped a list of Prime Time TV's Top Earning Men compiled by respected financial publication Forbes magazine.
Real estate mogul and The Apprentice star Donald Trump came in second place after banking $US50 million in the period June 1 2008 to June 1 2009, with American Idol presenter Ryan Seacrest in third place with earnings of $US38 million.
Seacrest's earnings were generated from his hosting duties, radio show and production on programmes including Keeping Up With The Kardashians but does not include the three-year $US45 million deal he signed this summer with 19 Entertainment as it will count towards his earnings next year.
Making up the rest of the top five were Two And A Half Men actor Charlie Sheen, who made $US21 million and earns a reported $US800,000 per episode of the sit-com, and The Office actor Steve Carrell, who has also starred in a number of movies this year.
Prime Time TV's Top Earning Men according to Forbes magazine:
1. Simon Cowell - $US75 million
2. Donald Trump - $US50 million
3. Ryan Seacrest - $US38 million
4. Charlie Sheen - $US21 million
5. Steve Carell - $US20 million
6. Howie Mandel - $US15 million
7. Kiefer Sutherland - $US13 million
8. Jeff Foxworthy - $US11 million
9. Hugh Laurie - $US10 million
10 = David Caruso - $US9 million
10 = Patrick Dempsey - $US9 million |
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| ItsMeDeb |
| Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:38 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
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Unbelievable. Talk about an incredible waste of money.
Not to mention the fact that Howie Mandel is on that list. |
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| RaptorJesus69 |
| Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:21 pm |
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| He could become a billionaire in a decade. |
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