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insaneinthesfv
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:39 pm Reply with quote
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Mysterioso wrote:
But all the songs sound like imitations of other "real" artists. Perfect for a karaoke singer like Adam. It's like a K-Tel album.
And that's it in a nutshell. Couldn't have said it better myself.
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sunshine8503
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:48 pm Reply with quote
Suck it, Bitches! Joined: 15 Mar 2007 Posts: 10125 Location: Rooting for Jedward!
Whataya want from me- Backstreet boyish
Music Again- Sounds like a song from High School musical
Strut- WTF Worst song ever
Soak- Quit trying to be Josh Groban. Awful


I kinda like Aftermath but not enough to even illegally download it
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SayNoToPaula
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:15 pm Reply with quote
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I hate every fucking song on that album and not just because he is a fat fuck poser. His pre-release bullshit about glam rock and changing the course of rock, etc etc is shameless when it was that he released. Ugh!



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thefunnystone
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:20 pm Reply with quote
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I do think that the album is a massive failure. Not because the songs are that bad. But because, like SNTP mentioned, Adam said he was redefining music with them. They're the same pop music that's on the radio now. Not at all revolutionary, basically just Adam trying to fit in.
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Dr. Heckle - Ms. Hyde
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:43 pm Reply with quote
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Once again, Madame's attempt to be original, is totally unoriginal.

"Music Again" made me think of:

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Tinnerz
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:20 pm Reply with quote
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Sounds like his album has dissociative identity disorder. Yet none of those identities are the "gLAM RAWK1!!1!1!" he and his fans have been oozing about.

"Sleepwalker" admittedly isn't bad, however everything else makes me feel homicidal.
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o_o
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:40 pm Reply with quote
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Here's the Lady GaGa version of "Fever". It's literally one of her worst songs. Appropriate that he's covering it.
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Smartie
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:24 pm Reply with quote
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Quote:
the lyrics to Sure Fire Winners - "I was born with glitter on my face / my baby clothes were leather and lace"
Laugh

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dafeedil
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:51 pm Reply with quote
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^ Laugh Smartie, I read a cow comment somewhere (they all blur together anymore) saying that song can replace "We Are the Champions" at football games and other sporting venues. Yeah, how 'bout NO. No football player I know would prance around to that song. Except for maybe a few of the Cleveland Browns players.

**winks to FenderBender**
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smarterthanpickler
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:43 pm Reply with quote
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What a total sell-out. And pussy.
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insaneinthesfv
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:47 pm Reply with quote
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Dr. Heckle - Ms. Hyde wrote:

"Music Again" made me think of:

*image of Partridge Family*


I was thinking more along the lines of:

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melismaqueen
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:53 pm Reply with quote
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No Sir, I don't like it.

FAIL.
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AllThatJazz
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:19 pm Reply with quote
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It's so fuckeduphilarious his sloppy fourths album was in the top sellers of Amazon's order (pre-order?) list. No surprise since anal sex has been popular there too.

I swear Madam's movie song sounds like Gayken trying to sing an emo ballad.
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Smartie
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 7:51 pm Reply with quote
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I downloaded the snippets and had a listen

Music Again - Darkness clone
Fever - hair band crud
Sleepwalker - boring dirge
Aftermath - screechy Aerosmith/Bon Jovi reject
Broken Open - boring dirge
Time for Screeching - boring
For Your Boring - Forgettable 80's crap clone
Waadaya want from me, good spelling - sounds like 1000 other songs
Strut - See for your boring
Soaked - boring dirge
Sure Fire Winner - screechy clone of so many other songs
A Loaded Smile - boring dirge
If I had you - could be any number of pop parrots doing this crap, so blah and same as a million others
Pick you up - screechy clone of so many others


Seriously, this is from Rhino Music, right? Where some no name back up singers sing other people's songs, right? What derivative, boring crap. Nothing, absolutely nothing, stands out.
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Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:23 pm Reply with quote
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The fraus already liked it before listening to any of the songs. It doesn't matter how shitty it is.

I already hate it before listening to any of the songs. I'm not even going to waste my time. I already knew it would be crap as soon he appeared on the show as the obvious chosen one.
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Smartie
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:07 pm Reply with quote
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Pock face at the 2012 premiere


Barf such a whore
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Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:31 pm Reply with quote
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^^^ Laugh I thought it was a Liza Minelli sighting.

Fallen Angel Gabriel wrote:
The fraus already liked it before listening to any of the songs. It doesn't matter how shitty it is.


I know. He could crap in a cardboard box and the frau would eat it up.
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Snotty
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:00 pm Reply with quote
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It sounds like everything that was mediocre about the 80's mixed with everything that is boring and generic about today's pop music. That said, it's still not as bad as the album cover would lead you to believe.
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Ammer
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:05 pm Reply with quote
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Wow.

That was horrible.

No wonder they chose FYE as the first single. The song was actually GOOD in comparison to the shit that's on this album.

Madame is a goner with this album. I sense a Blake career in his future. He should just cut his losses and head on out to Broadway!
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Yellow Ranger
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:27 am Reply with quote
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Forget about Bowie and Queen. After listening to those clips I'm convinced that this is Madam's real inspiration:

link
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