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NikkiM1976
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:33 am Reply with quote
ManBearPig Joined: 18 Jan 2007 Posts: 1938 Location: Merlotte's
^ I have to clean off my monitor now. Thanks for the laugh F.A.G.!
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Esmerelda Fitzmonster
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:49 pm Reply with quote
Smeg Neufeld Joined: 02 Mar 2009 Posts: 71 Location: brooklyn
mico102_ wrote:
the Enquirer is a raggie magagazine, but today it said Paula will have a new show, she is gathering up the idol rejects and going to make them into stars!!


I thought that was going to be Dogface's new show? I can't see them working together at all Paula

According to her Twatter, Pauler's in meetings in the UK right now for stuff over there. I'd imagine they involve Simon too.
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mico102_
Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:43 pm Reply with quote
Matt Rogers Joined: 21 Jan 2008 Posts: 325 Location: west coast
saw the article again, I didn't quite get it right Pickler

the article says Paula wants to start a music label and use all the fails the idol 19 label has tossed aside.
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AllThatJazz
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:08 pm Reply with quote
Boomquisha Joined: 06 Mar 2008 Posts: 2650
"We are the Failure" poster... nice one, FAG.

I kind of want her thread to never reach the stupid number.
Mikalah
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Smartie
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:43 pm Reply with quote
I Run This Joint! Joined: 02 Apr 2007 Posts: 27272 Location: Herding tard talk back to GC
Did Paula lose another gig?
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PaulaAbdul Just finished a gr8 workout. I have a ? for everyone. Howd u guys here that Im not doin hsn?!?! I don't even know if Im doin it or not. Lol
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insaneinthesfv
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:04 pm Reply with quote
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Of course she doesn't know what she's doing! Laugh
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Smartie
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:10 pm Reply with quote
I Run This Joint! Joined: 02 Apr 2007 Posts: 27272 Location: Herding tard talk back to GC
But she told us she's not a drug addict! Pickler How can she not know what she's doing?!11!



I am so going to miss her next season *cuts self*
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Smartie
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:19 pm Reply with quote
I Run This Joint! Joined: 02 Apr 2007 Posts: 27272 Location: Herding tard talk back to GC
Paula has no love for her ex flatmate Laugh
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Sleep Eating Disorder? Paula Abdul Says Kara DioGuardi Raided Her Fridge

Wednesday, October 14, 2009
By Hollie McKay


Kara DioGuardi has become a household name since becoming the fourth judge on "American Idol" last year, but her former co-star Paula Abdul wants us all to remember one thing - she was the one who discovered the songwriter-turned-reality star ten years ago. But having lived with DioGuardi, Abdul also discovered the musician suffered from an interesting eating issue.

"I literally discovered Kara and believed in her, we had lunch together and I told her that if she wants to give two weeks notice, I would move a stranger into my own home. She lived with me and we became the best roommates, we never fought, except she would sleep walk and eat," Abdul told Tarts after announcing the AMA nominations on Tuesday morning. "I'd wake up in the morning and I thought ‘did my dog do this?’ There was food on the ground. ‘What the heck?’ I thought. But she would have no recollection that she did it."

And it seemed this was quite a topic of conversation among their friendship circle.

"The proof is in the pudding, one of her best friends said ‘oh you think you had it bad? She ate mine and my husband’s first anniversary wedding cake... in her sleep.’ So I didn’t feel so bad," Abdul continued.

Last year DioGuardi admitted to having suffered a binge eating disorder in her younger years and acquired professional help in a treatment facility. The judge also told Extra that she would get up in the middle of the night and attempt to drown out her emotions by stuffing down food.

But back to ‘American Idol’ - Miss Abdul also sounded off on the fact that so many seem to think she and DioGuardi were jealous of one another and clashed as a result.

"It was just ridiculous, no one ever seemed to pit the guys against each other and there is definite jealousy that goes on with the guys," she divulged. "We are strong women and she was my roommate, so it is absolutely ridiculous. It's the men who are jealous; pit the men against each other."

And although Abdul still plans on watching the hit FOX show and believes her replacement Ellen DeGeneres will be "fantastic," her nights in front of the flat screen won’t be without a pang of sadness.

"I feel tremendously blessed to be part of history making with that show and the fact that I was so there for the contestants. I felt like I was a mamma-bear to cubs and I was there to protect them. I'll miss that but I'll be rooting on everyone," Abdul added. "I've talked to Simon. He misses me, and I know it. I talk to him a lot; he says he loves me and that is really disturbing to me."
Thanks Dr Heckle

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Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 4:37 am Reply with quote
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Has this pic been posted yet?



How is this even possible?
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Mysterioso
Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 6:28 am Reply with quote
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So Pauler has fallen into the bad crowd?

Scary pic!
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SayNoToPaula
Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 9:52 am Reply with quote
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Fallen Angel Gabriel wrote:
How is this even possible?

Good dealers are hard to find. They bonded over a score. Paula
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lulu_banana
Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 1:25 pm Reply with quote
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What's that on Lohan's arm? a scar or wtf?
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Smartie
Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:21 pm Reply with quote
I Run This Joint! Joined: 02 Apr 2007 Posts: 27272 Location: Herding tard talk back to GC
Scary thing is they only look about ten years apart in age.
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Lola57
Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 4:41 pm Reply with quote
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Yeah, Lohan has definitely "been rode hard and put away wet".
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SPOON
Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 4:45 pm Reply with quote
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I was thinking rode hard and left outside. Paula looks younger than her.
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Smartie
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:15 pm Reply with quote
I Run This Joint! Joined: 02 Apr 2007 Posts: 27272 Location: Herding tard talk back to GC
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PaulaAbdul

Sorry I have not tweeted all day, but I have been taking care of my health since I finally have a little time to do that now – doctors appts
Yay Paula got a new stash!

Did anyone else see her on Drop Dead Diva. I only watch that shit for Margaret Cho and I am sorry Margaret is on it. It's bad. Anyway, Paula has been on it TWICE. Once in the finale. Both times in dream sequences. And it's incredible she manages to fart out her lines. Laugh
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BrotherJohn
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:06 pm Reply with quote
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Paula, Paula, Paula, before you commit to rehab, you have to find your inner soul
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Smartie
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:14 pm Reply with quote
I Run This Joint! Joined: 02 Apr 2007 Posts: 27272 Location: Herding tard talk back to GC
So, BJ, going to keep this schtick up long?
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Buckshot
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:17 pm Reply with quote
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I hope not! It's fucking annoying already.
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