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Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:25 pm Reply with quote
Killjoy Joined: 12 Jun 2006 Posts: 10811
Then:


Now:


I can't believe people voted for this over Theresa.


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Grima
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:26 pm Reply with quote
Croco-Stimpy Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 4556 Location: Schoolworkhome.
Um.

What is that?
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Ms.Tina
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:30 pm Reply with quote
Banned Joined: 23 May 2006 Posts: 6916 Location: BANNED!
It's a shim.
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Simon Cowell
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:36 pm Reply with quote
Kevin Covais Joined: 07 Aug 2006 Posts: 3180 Location: "Locked inside your heart-shaped box"
good voice. could never get past the looks
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SmellsLikeHome
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:59 pm Reply with quote
Juanita Barber Joined: 20 May 2006 Posts: 5356
ew
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thefunnystone
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:00 pm Reply with quote
I Run This Joint! Joined: 20 May 2006 Posts: 23602 Location: Causing Trouble
Is she a contestant on Canada's Next Top Model?
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Simon Cowell
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:43 pm Reply with quote
Kevin Covais Joined: 07 Aug 2006 Posts: 3180 Location: "Locked inside your heart-shaped box"
how much does she weigh. good lord
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Slacking
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:11 pm Reply with quote
I Run This Joint! Joined: 20 May 2006 Posts: 6531 Location: Los Estados Unidos
Holy Fuck! He/She/It is looking more disgusting everytime I see them.

It kinda has the face of Briefcase #13 on Deal or No Deal.

It has the waistline of Nicole Richie.

It has the same puke inducing abilities as Craig Sharpe.
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VTWsbitch
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:48 pm Reply with quote
Rex Goudie Joined: 22 May 2006 Posts: 540
Man, I remember during his season he had such a cuteness/sweetness about him. He looked like a cherub. I would have never classified him as handsome back when he resembled a male, but he was rather angelic looking.

What on earth happened to him though is a mystery. He looks more like Jennifer Aniston than Jeniffer Ansiston looks like herself. He was just one of those people who went from cute kid to scary/bizarre looking adult.

I do like his voice though.
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Paula Abdul
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:29 pm Reply with quote
Briana Ramirez-Rial Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 225 Location: Back in Nackawic!
*Waits for that fucktard Queen Narnia to show up.*
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Ellen
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:48 pm Reply with quote
Mikalah Gordon Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 2083 Location: Around
It's a shame what anorexia can do to young girls. :(
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jessicake1
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:49 pm Reply with quote
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can someone post a pic of what it used to look like?
WorstIsBest
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:56 pm Reply with quote
Jasmalien Joined: 22 May 2006 Posts: 2944 Location: Banned
jessicake1 wrote:
can someone post a pic of what it used to look like?


I went through 15 pages of google images and dammit if they don't ALL look like a little 10 year old girl with makeup on !!
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positivek722
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:07 pm Reply with quote
Rex Goudie Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 536 Location: Cleveland


And whatevah, I liked Kalan on CI2. And Theresa. And Jacob too. Any of them could have won and I would have been fine with it. Just not Jason Gracin Martin. Whatevia
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thedup
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:09 pm Reply with quote
ManBearPig Joined: 31 May 2006 Posts: 1915 Location: London, Ontario, Canada
I completely agree with positive
I thought kalan was great, as well as theresa and jacob
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VTWsbitch
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:58 pm Reply with quote
Rex Goudie Joined: 22 May 2006 Posts: 540
Quote:
can someone post a pic of what it used to look like?


It's hard finding pics where he looks like a man..but I think these are some pics before he turned all freakish.

When he won CI.





Of the zillion pics on google, that was the best I could do. I was gonna do the YouTube thing, but the search feature is apparently down on YT.
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jessicake1
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:44 am Reply with quote
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i'd like to see the numbers for prevalence of male anorexia over the last 10 years. it seems so much more common now.
AllisonMarie7
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:48 am Reply with quote
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VTWsbitch wrote:


It's hard finding pics where he looks like a man..but I think these are some pics before he turned all freakish.


OMG! Thats a man?! I thought it was just an ugly girl.

Wow!
VTWsbitch
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:21 am Reply with quote
Rex Goudie Joined: 22 May 2006 Posts: 540
Here are some Kalan performances via YouTube. He(??) has a good Josh Grobany voice, but his lisp drives me nuts.

Lady-

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vJHqvMieW6Q

Born to be wild-

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GxiDs54Axqk

Kalan, Theresa and Jacob-

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IXdhqC2J1kE

I still haven't found what im looking for-

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q1q1fTjXW3U
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Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 12:20 pm Reply with quote
Killjoy Joined: 12 Jun 2006 Posts: 10811
I can't stand his accent. It's so bizarre.
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