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<    American Idol: Seasons 1-9   ~  Robbie Carrico - Bye-bye Wigboi

thefunnystone
Posted: 1/9/2008 at 12:39 PM Reply with quote
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With all the Britney connections, this plant needed his own thread.

In a crappy pop band called Boyz N Girlz United? Check.

Dated Britney? Check.

Greasy looking with awful hair? Check.

Now pretends to be in a rock band that rocks even less than Daughtryback? Check.

Pimped even before the show starts? Check.

He made it.



Last edited by thefunnystone on 1/9/2008 at 2:46 PM
Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 1/9/2008 at 12:40 PM Reply with quote
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Can talk we about tranny gay tattoo on dick for pages and pages?

Smartie
Posted: 1/9/2008 at 12:42 PM Reply with quote
I Run This Joint! Joined: April 2007 Location: Tarding for Normund & Jackie

Wow those four guys are ugly. Even for Britney.

F.A.G. don't forget blowjobs.

Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 1/9/2008 at 12:43 PM Reply with quote
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I laugh at you. HA!

thefunnystone
Posted: 1/9/2008 at 12:50 PM Reply with quote
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He apparently was also in some shitty band called B-Factor.

Opened for LFO on their 2000 tour.

Hilariously shitty music video.

Senor House-Mouse
Posted: 1/9/2008 at 1:10 PM Reply with quote
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I love how he doesn't even have a Wikipedia entry.

smarterthanpickler
Posted: 1/9/2008 at 1:14 PM Reply with quote
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Just watched the video...

LMFAO

What a loser! Britney thought K-Fed was the better option. Holy tattoos, trannys, blowjobs and kissing sisters.

Smartie
Posted: 1/9/2008 at 1:15 PM Reply with quote
I Run This Joint! Joined: April 2007 Location: Tarding for Normund & Jackie

Gay

Ugly

Flop

Senor House-Mouse
Posted: 1/9/2008 at 1:21 PM Reply with quote
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If you reversed the order of "Gay, Ugly, Flop" you'd get F.U.G.

And I love how that one chick who gets the solo at 1:30 or so has a MUCH better voice even though the entire song revolves around Robbie. When they're all singing, they sound like that generic little-kids' choir that sings in EVERY SONG with lots of kids.

Smartie
Posted: 1/9/2008 at 1:30 PM Reply with quote
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Barf

band member on left - looks like tranny.

tranny second on right, scary

These fame whores amuse me - this is after two mins search on Google

Senor House-Mouse
Posted: 1/9/2008 at 1:37 PM Reply with quote
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^Simply FABULOUS

^Why the hell can't he smile like a normal person?

^He's jacking off to what he thinks is his own awesomeness.

^It's called robbiesmirk.jpg

It looks more like he's crying.[/img]

Insane
Posted: 1/9/2008 at 1:52 PM Reply with quote
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I never knew Britney was a beard for someone.

Smartie
Posted: 1/9/2008 at 1:57 PM Reply with quote
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10th grade yearbook photo

He looks like a toilet brush

He was in BoyznGirlz in 1999 - how OLD is this loser?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boyz_N_Girlz_United

Quote :
Boyz N Girlz United were an American pop group consisting of members (two male; two female) Robbie Carrico (born November 13, 1981), Daniel Dix (born May 11, 1980), Rina Mayo (born April 25, 1981) and Criss Ruiz (born April 15, 1979). The group were signed to Johnny Wright's record label, Wire Records in 1999.

Boyz N Girlz United had a minor hit in 2000 with "Messed Around", the single that was written by former NSYNC member JC Chasez and released a full album that same year. They toured with Britney Spears in Europe and also were part of the All that Music and More Festival that the group appeared in the U.S in the summer of 2000. However, by the end of the year, the group disbanded.

So he's 26? Almost at the cutoff mark - another desperate flop decides Idol ain't all that bad and auditions Simon

thefunnystone
Posted: 1/9/2008 at 2:00 PM Reply with quote
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Quote :
He looks like a toilet brush

Laugh

It's hilarious that one of Britney Spears' exes is on the show this year. This just helps our case even more.

Smartie
Posted: 1/9/2008 at 2:02 PM Reply with quote
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Quote :
FULL NAME: Robbie Lee Carrico IV

BIRTHDAY: November 13,1981

ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: Scorpio

HEIGHT: 5'11

EYES&;;HAIR: Blue, Blonde

NICKNAME: Bam Bam(I wonder why...hmmm?!)

PETS: A Yorkshire Terrier named Mickey (aww, how cute!)

FAMILY: Mom-Diana Dad-Rob Samara-22

HOBBIES: Building fast, old hot rods, surfing, singing

FAVE COLOR: Blue, Black, Charcoal Gray( Robbie, you are ONLY person I've ever known to like Gray hehe. Hey, it's all good tho. Whateva floats your boat!)

FOOD: Italian

MUSICAL ARTISTS: Jimmie's Chicken Shack(Jimmie Haha rulez!), Mariah Carey, Lionel Richie, R. Kelly, Busta Rhymes

TV SHOWS: Home Improvement, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

ACTOR/ACTRESS: Jim Carey, Sarah Michelle Gellar

COLOGNE/PERFUME: Nautica, Curve(Aha! Another ladykiller on the prowl! Robbie, you'll have to be beating the girlies away with a stick! LOL)

SCHOOL SUBJECT: Science, Recess!

JOBS HELD;BEST&;;WORST: Aside from BNG, his best job was working at a fiber glass shop helping to build Lamborghinis, Porsches, and Vipers! His worst was helping to build racing air boats!

BAD HABIT: Cracking knuckles

DREAM DATE: Rebecca Romjin Stamos

IDEAL GIRLFRIEND Sarah Michelle Gellar

(*SPECIAL NOTE*: Robbie is a kind-hearted, cool, and all around nice guy! Always willing to sign and autograph or take pics with fans, this boy is sure to win the hearts of everyone!)

*most of the material was taken from official Edel site

source is a site called "Boyz-N-Girlz United-Starz of the Millennium!" Laugh Laugh Laugh

So from about 1999. This would be during the times when Britney was saving herself for marriage, right? So all virginal? Look at the body language! There can't be something sexual going on when you're a chick dating a gay guy :)

HELLO!

Laugh Laugh Laugh

Aggrieved
Posted: 1/9/2008 at 2:10 PM Reply with quote
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Quote "Smartie":

Eventually he grew up and went into advertising.

SmellsLikeHome
Posted: 1/9/2008 at 2:12 PM Reply with quote
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Quote "Smartie":

He looks like a toilet brush

Couldn't aggree more. What a fug.

Smartie
Posted: 1/9/2008 at 2:13 PM Reply with quote
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Jacko? Laugh Laugh Laugh Ok Aggrieved, how on earth would you know about him?

There are millions of photos of this fug attention whore Clap

smarterthanpickler
Posted: 1/9/2008 at 2:14 PM Reply with quote
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Quote "Smartie":
Jacko? Laugh Laugh Laugh Ok Aggrieved, how on earth would you know about him?

Sooooooooooooooo gay.

Insane
Posted: 1/9/2008 at 2:15 PM Reply with quote
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!!!!!!

That's the outfit I wore to my wedding...to another man...back in 2000.

I had the same hairdo too. Laugh

Aggrieved
Posted: 1/9/2008 at 2:19 PM Reply with quote
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Quote "Smartie":
Jacko? Laugh Laugh Laugh Ok Aggrieved, how on earth would you know about him?

He had a long string of Energizer battery commercials here for a year or two when I was a kid (mid-'80s or so). He and Paul Hogan were the biggest Australian exports in the U.S. Then we got bored and sent them both back. Sorry 'bout that. ;)

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