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Welcome to the results for the semi-finals for Are You the Worst Idol?! Throughout the afternoon we will reveal who is safe, who is in the bottom 3, who is going home, and who the special "celebrity" performer is. Stay Tuned............. Our first contestant today is Moose. Moose, you sang "Angel" and the judges said that they would much rather have listened to regina Spektor for 48 hours straight. The votes have been counted and Moose........... You are safe. Congratulations. Next up is Laura. Laura, you sang "Got Your Money" The judges thought you were trying to sound too much like Star Jones taking a dump. The people have voted, and Laura......... You are safe. Take a seat. We'll be right back after this Commercial Break Welcome back. Next up is MacAttack16. MA16, you sang "I Knew I Loved You," The judges felt that you butchered the song so badly, you made Roseanne's National Anthem sound like "Stairway to Heaven." The votes are in and...... MacAttack16, you are NOT in the bottom 3, good job. Next up is Grima. Grima, you've had an interesting week, but we're glad you're here. You sang "Living on a Prayer" and the judges said that your song made them wish they were living on another planet. Grima, the votes have been tabulated and............ I'm sorry to say you ARE in the bottom 3. Coming up next, a performance from a special "celebrity!!" Lets lighten up the mood a bit, enjoy this "song" from our special "celebrity," "Kellie Pickler!!" I hope you all enjoyed our "celebrity" performance. Up next is PainFool. PainFool, you sand "Lately" and then judges compared you to Ace........ that's a bad thing, a very bad thing. Votes are in and...... PainFool, you are safe! MagickPoultry, come stand next to me. You sang "Born to Run" and the judges somehow fell asleep! Anyways, the public listened and......... You also are safe MagickPoultry! We'll be right back after this Commercial Break Welcome back- hope you all enjoyed that ad! But we gotta get back to business, and up next is turdparty. turdparty, you "sang" "Straight Up" and the judges thought it was the best version they have ever heard. Not really a compliment sicne the only version they have ever heard was Paula's. Anyway turdparty, we have the results and......... You are safe! Flea, you are up next. Flea you submitted "Queen of the Night." The judges felt that it was more painful than gouging out their own eyeballs! The votes are in and....... Flea, you are in the bottom 3, sorry. Up next is CutieCutie Cake Honey. You sang "The greatest Love of all" The judges said that was nowhere near the greatest love and that it sounded like you were making love to a pinecone. Votes are in and........ You are safe. Lianimal, come up here. You butchered "A Broken Wing," the judges nicknamed you Martina McCrap, they hated it. The people voted and........ Lianimal, you are NOT in the bottom three take a seat. thorn969 and johnnywang57, please come up. One of you is safe and one of you is in the bottom three. We will find out after the break johnnywang57 and thorn969, one of you is in the bottom three and one of you is safe. After all the votes were tallied the third member of the bottom 3 is................ johnnywang57. That means thorn969, you are safe, sit down. Worsters, this is your bottom three; johnnywang57, Flea, and Grima. Look at what you've done. Now, it is time to send one of you back to join the others. The person who has the highest number of votes and is safe is.......... Grima. Congratulations Grima, you live to sing another day. That means our bottom two is johnnywang57 and Flea. The first person eliminated from Are You The Worst Idol is.......... Flea. I'm sorry, you are the first eliminated. Johnnywang57, please join the others. Flea, thank you so much for your participation, for your farewell song, lets listen to Queen of the Night one more time. Good luck with your future endeavors. Ok folks, join us next week for One Hit Wonders Week as our Top 11 will battle it out to become the worst idol.
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Let MackAttack be safe!!!! 
The suspense is KILLING me! 
Evil man! And all this time I thought you were the "cool" mod! 
I tell ya, 
