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caketard
Posted: 6/27/2007 at 8:59 AM Reply with quote
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have you heard this??? i found it on IDF, a genius put Blake's version of This Is My Now and Jordin's version together and blocked out the instruments making it sound like they are singing it acapella..

just a WARNING before listening to this gem.. don't put the volume up too much cuz your ears might start to bleed or something.. Simon

http://download.yousendit.com/C04B05121E04DE2E

thefunnystone
Posted: 6/27/2007 at 9:46 AM Reply with quote
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HOLY SHIT THAT'S AWFUL.

I love that the two keys clash so horribly so they sound even worse together. Laugh

sunshine8503
Posted: 6/27/2007 at 9:51 AM Reply with quote
Suck it, Bitches! Joined: March 2007 Location: Self-important hypocrite & sadistic net nerd

Quote "oceangurl":
She was just on the BET awards. pics.

and JHud performed with her *~idol~* Jennifer Holliday

they had a nice scream-off together. :smile

oh. and Monique hosted

Holy Shit is that the dude from "The Green Mile"? She is almost as big as him.

I still hate EW but the go up a notch for that comment.

all_sabrina
Posted: 6/27/2007 at 9:57 AM Reply with quote
Joined: March 2007 Location: Bon Temps, LA

Is that her Chewjaya maternity dress?

Simon

kitkat64
Posted: 6/27/2007 at 10:25 AM Reply with quote
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I may be in the minority here, but I think that dress looks good on her -- doesn't make her appear so "big-boned".

rosebud
Posted: 6/27/2007 at 11:35 AM Reply with quote
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You don't put that kind of dress on a big-hipped girl....it just makes that part of her body look that much broader!

BowDownBitch
Posted: 6/27/2007 at 12:41 PM Reply with quote
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Quote "thefunnystone":
HOLY SHIT THAT'S AWFUL.

I love that the two keys clash so horribly so they sound even worse together. Laugh

O M F G, this hurts my ears worse than McTata's screeching.

Smartie
Posted: 6/27/2007 at 1:54 PM Reply with quote
I Run This Joint! Joined: April 2007 Location: Buying Crack 4 Lilo

Quote "all_sabrina":

Is that her Chewjaya maternity dress?

Simon

WHOAH! WHALE ALERT! Push her back in before it's too late!

ejc
Posted: 6/27/2007 at 4:25 PM Reply with quote
Joined: April 2007 Location: usa

Quote "kitkat64":
I may be in the minority here, but I think that dress looks good on her -- doesn't make her appear so "big-boned".

The dress looks like a 4 sizes too small maternity dress.

Tinnerz
Posted: 6/27/2007 at 4:27 PM Reply with quote
Joined: March 2007 Location: On the Satellite of Love with Joel and the bots

Quote "kitkat64":
I may be in the minority here, but I think that dress looks good on her -- doesn't make her appear so "big-boned".

Really? I think it makes her look even bigger than normal. Simon

miss strawberry
Posted: 6/27/2007 at 7:39 PM Reply with quote
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Simon

Jordin performs at the Walmart Shareholder's meeting.

I think all dresses make her look huge.

Definitely some padding in there. Laugh

JennaBeBad
Posted: 6/27/2007 at 9:23 PM Reply with quote
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SLEEVES SLEEVES SLEEVES

For the last time, this girl needs to stop wearing tank tops and dresses that show her gigantic flabby upper arms. She's probably one of those girls that sweats profusely, even in the winter. Barf

Insane
Posted: 6/27/2007 at 9:50 PM Reply with quote
Moderator Joined: February 2007 Location: Being an UGLY TRANNY!

Quote "caketard":
have you heard this??? i found it on IDF, a genius put Blake's version of This Is My Now and Jorbacca's version together and blocked out the instruments making it sound like they are singing it acapella..

just a WARNING before listening to this gem.. don't put the volume up too much cuz your ears might start to bleed or something.. Simon

http://download.yousendit.com/C04B05121E04DE2E

Oh, I want to hear it, but the download limit has been reached. :(

oceangurl
Posted: 6/28/2007 at 1:11 AM Reply with quote
Joined: June 2007 Location: here

Quote "kitkat64":
I may be in the minority here, but I think that dress looks good on her -- doesn't make her appear so "big-boned".

I think the dress looks okay on her, I just wonder how she didnt remembered to wear a bra.

all_sabrina
Posted: 6/28/2007 at 1:33 AM Reply with quote
Joined: March 2007 Location: Bon Temps, LA

Quote "miss strawberry":
Simon

I think all dresses make her look huge.

Definitely some padding in there. Laugh

Not necessarily Strawberry. If those were taken of Jordin before the demise of Chewjaya, it may have just been the pregnancy!

Wookie babies are pretty big. Laugh

Grima
Posted: 6/28/2007 at 5:50 AM Reply with quote
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Tinnerz: Holy crap, it's Joel! &;lt;3

As for Jorbacca, she totally looks as big as Michael Clark Duncan (The Green Mile dude). I bet she could throw him over her shoulder.

Her choices of dresses, I'm sure, have little to do with her own personal taste. If she had it her way, she'd be wearing those flaired shirts and jeans. Simon

Insane
Posted: 7/13/2007 at 9:12 AM Reply with quote
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Laugh

http://www.tmz.com/2007/07/13/jordin-sparks-idol-is-chris-richardson/

Quote :
Jordin Sparks' Idol Is ... Chris Richardson!

Posted Jul 13th 2007 10:34AM by TMZ Staff

Filed under: Hook-Ups, American Idol

Things are starting to really heat up on the "American Idol" concert tour -- backstage!

TMZ has learned that "Idol" winner Jordin Sparks has fallen head ovah heels for Justin Timberfake wannabeen Chris Richardson! This is her now! While she and runner-up Blake Lewis are just friends, we're told Jordin has a huge crush on 23-year-old Richardson -- despite his penchant for late nights and hanging out with the likes of Lauren Conrad. Boys will be dogs!

Sources on the tour tell us that because Jordin is only 17, her minders and family members are doing everything they can to keep from letting anything -- or anyone! -- get in the way of the underage star's bright future. Sexy and 17 -- and off limits!

sunshine8503
Posted: 7/13/2007 at 9:18 AM Reply with quote
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Quote :
Justin Timberfake wannabeen

Laugh Laugh

American Oracle
Posted: 7/13/2007 at 9:55 AM Reply with quote
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Quote "insaneinthesfv":
Laugh

http://www.tmz.com/2007/07/13/Jorbacca-sparks-idol-is-chris-richardson/

Quote :
Jorbacca Sparks' Idol Is ... Chris Richardson!

Posted Jul 13th 2007 10:34AM by TMZ Staff

Filed under: Hook-Ups, American Idol

Things are starting to really heat up on the "American Idol" concert tour -- backstage!

TMZ has learned that "Idol" winner Jorbacca Sparks has fallen head ovah heels for Justin Timberfake wannabeen Chris Richardson! This is her now! While she and runner-up Blake Lewis are just friends, we're told Jorbacca has a huge crush on 23-year-old Richardson -- despite his penchant for late nights and hanging out with the likes of Lauren Conrad. Boys will be dogs!

Sources on the tour tell us that because Jorbacca is only 17, her minders and family members are doing everything they can to keep from letting anything -- or anyone! -- get in the way of the underage star's bright future. Sexy and 17 -- and off limits!

And NOBODY can crush like Jorbacca can crush... Laugh

(Cue the chiropractor!)

joeyharmonic
Posted: 7/13/2007 at 9:33 PM Reply with quote
Laconic Bastard Joined: March 2007 Location: Laughing at the pieces

When is her 15 minutes going to be up?

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