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insaneinthesfv
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:45 am Reply with quote
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She looks Farmbottish/Pickler-like



She sings Farmbot-like songs

She was called out for performing without emotion (like Farmbot)

She's a Newf, which means she's gonna be around for a while.

Probably not the next Farmbot, but she'll be NL's version.

Could be a Pickler too, but I get a Farmbot vibe.


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thefunnystone
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:15 am Reply with quote
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Holy crap she looks 90% like Pickler in that picture.
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all_sabrina
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:25 am Reply with quote
John Stevens Joined: 16 Mar 2007 Posts: 11204 Location: Bon Temps, LA
thefunnystone wrote:
Holy crap she looks 90% like Pickler in that picture.


But she doesn't have Pickler's new shoes..at least yet!
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smarterthanpickler
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:47 pm Reply with quote
I Run This Joint! Joined: 08 Aug 2006 Posts: 12787 Location: In your head
After singing an emotionless "I Will Survive" and being described as pure karaoke, Tara said "I swear to God" that she'll do more meaningful songs and performances. VFTW will be holding you to this vow, Tara, for we will condemn you to an eternity in hell if you bring any more of your fluff!
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Smartie
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:22 pm Reply with quote
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^ Laugh

That vacant stare....it's Phoebe from 'Friends'!
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insaneinthesfv
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 8:21 pm Reply with quote
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Smartie wrote:
^ Laugh

That vacant stare....it's Phoebe from 'Friends'!
You know who looked EXACTLY like Phoebe?

This girl


What's even more Phoebe-like was her reaction after being told her (bad melisma) style of singing was "Human Epicac"

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Smartie
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 8:28 pm Reply with quote
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I saw her! I've only watched the first two parts but she was in the second I think. Wow she was BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! AWFUL!!!! PAINFUL! HYSTERICAL!

and has no idea what the judges were saying to her, she seemed a tad.....thick. Laugh
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insaneinthesfv
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 8:52 pm Reply with quote
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Too bad she wasn't an East Coaster like Tara.

Come on Tara! Make us proud and send in some trolls, Maritime style! Clap

(actually, I only poke fun in a CI/VFTW way. The Maritimes sound nice and the region is on my list of places to visit.)
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smarterthanpickler
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:58 pm Reply with quote
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Somebody's all over facebook. It's easy to tell if it's her: Look at the eyebrows! If interested, save pictures before they're taken down:










Nashville Star Auditions-Looks like someone's done this before!







Tara's Band (less piggy than Gina's!):





Article on her
http://www.oprynorth.com/indieartistprofiles/Iindie_feb_2003.htm



Her last blog before it went offline. She's smarter than Pickler!:

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Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Ramblin'
Howdy y'all!
This is my first time in writing a "blog". I'm trying to get with the times I guess..
Where do I begin? Playing with the new band effin rocks! Can't believe we can get payed to do that?! Thanks gang for a kick butt weekend. Jack, thank you too for the upset tummy.
There are a ton of things I could sit here and "blog" about...does that make sense? Can I say it like that?
I'm gonna talk about whatever the heck is going on right now I guess. Life is what's going on. In the past year or so, I think I've kinda kicked myself in the ****** for a lot of things but, never looked back in regret. I truly dig where I am right now and the people around me right now, all I can say is that you guys are pretty damn cool.
This is the first year being away AWAY from my maa & paa. I definately feel a sense of freedom and independance but, I sure do miss them!
To the new people I've met in the past few months, kudos to you guys.
That's it for me, for now..
Cheers! Until next time!




Jack, thank you too for the upset tummy.? Hmmm...
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insaneinthesfv
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:06 pm Reply with quote
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Would Newfoundland vote for her even if she moved to Ontario at a young age?
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Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:08 am Reply with quote
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In season two, there was a contestant named Brandy Callahan and she said she was from an East Coast province so they voted her into the top 10. Then she said she actually lived in Toronto in her top 10 intro video and she was the first one eliminated. A lot of people speculated it was because she said she lived in Toronto.

I think it's possible the Newfs may abandon her if she says she's been living in Ontario for most of her life. She seems desperate so I'm thinking she probably went there to audition because she knew the regional votes would keep her in the competition for a long time.
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Princess Humperdink
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 9:27 pm Reply with quote
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In season two, there was a contestant named Brandy Callahan and she said she was from an East Coast province so they voted her into the top 10. Then she said she actually lived in Toronto in her top 10 intro video and she was the first one eliminated. A lot of people speculated it was because she said she lived in Toronto


Or it could be because Kaleb 'Room Temperature' Simmods was splitting the Nova Scotia vote with her.
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insaneinthesfv
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:13 pm Reply with quote
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She does list Hare Bay, NL as her hometown though, so if she can keep the Ontatio thing as a quiet afterthought, maybe most of the Newfs will miss it.
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Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:01 pm Reply with quote
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OH MY GOD. She said "I'm missing everyone back home on THE ROCK". SMART BITCH DOESN'T EVEN LIVE THERE!!!
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thedup
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:02 pm Reply with quote
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she is rapidly coming my least favourite besides martha
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insaneinthesfv
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:34 pm Reply with quote
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I'd protest her shameless faux-Newfiness, but if she pulls it off, we get the good Newf trolls. I'm torn.
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Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:39 pm Reply with quote
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We could always have a TRUTH ABOUT TARA ORAM page like we did with Pickler. Then the Newfies would all defend her even though she's not a Newf.
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insaneinthesfv
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:49 pm Reply with quote
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Sounds like a plan to me. Clap
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Smartie
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:50 pm Reply with quote
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Fallen Angel Gabriel wrote:
We could always have a TRUTH ABOUT TARA ORAM page like we did with Pickler. Then the Newfies would all defend her even though she's not a Newf.


I second that suggestion Clap
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o_o
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 12:36 am Reply with quote
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If Tara Oram sings Red High Heels by Kellie Pickler, she'll be my hero.
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