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foxydonna
Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:30 pm Reply with quote
Gaspy Archuleta Joined: 18 Jan 2008 Posts: 898 Location: Upstate NY
Say what you want about Kelly Clarkson, but I just came back from her show at the NYS Fair and she totally rocked it! She's got an awesome band and plenty of energy, plus she can sing anything. I thoroughly enjoyed the show.

The only downside was some moronic fantard who held up a huge fuckin' sign ("You... Me Duet Please") every time Kelly came to our side of the stage. I was nine rows back and never was able to get a photo of her from my side because of this idiot. We finally start throwing things at the sign (Popcorn boxes, empty cups, etc.) but she still didn't stop. And while Kelly acknowledged a couple of other signs, she ignored this fool. Laugh
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Smartie
Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:35 pm Reply with quote
I Run This Joint! Joined: 02 Apr 2007 Posts: 28958 Location: Tarding for Normund & Jackie
More importantly, did you get a photo of the tard and sign?
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foxydonna
Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:55 pm Reply with quote
Gaspy Archuleta Joined: 18 Jan 2008 Posts: 898 Location: Upstate NY
Yeah, I got the freakin' sign! Several times! Bitch. What was funny was that even when people were throwing things at the sign, she was undaunted - never even looked back to see where all this stuff was coming from. It was my idea to throw things and people were passing things up from several rows back for us to throw at the sign! It was really pretty funny.
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Smartie
Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:56 pm Reply with quote
I Run This Joint! Joined: 02 Apr 2007 Posts: 28958 Location: Tarding for Normund & Jackie
Clap post it in the tard mocking thread!
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foxydonna
Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:11 am Reply with quote
Gaspy Archuleta Joined: 18 Jan 2008 Posts: 898 Location: Upstate NY
Sad to report there's no tard sign-holding picture. The photos are basically a black blur!
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Ammer
Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 5:01 pm Reply with quote
Matt Rogers Joined: 18 Feb 2009 Posts: 310 Location: Canada
Kelly's promotional picture for Diva's,



Kelly calls out Idol producers for faking drama (Paula's "departure"),

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VVj1EeKrr0
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Smartie
Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 5:29 pm Reply with quote
I Run This Joint! Joined: 02 Apr 2007 Posts: 28958 Location: Tarding for Normund & Jackie
Whose body did they use for that? Not hers!
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Jillian02
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:25 am Reply with quote
Gaspy Archuleta Joined: 17 Apr 2008 Posts: 800 Location: pointing and laughing at tards one screenshot at a time
foxydonna wrote:
Sad to report there's no tard sign-holding picture. The photos are basically a black blur!


I guess your camera has a no fantards focus feature.
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Insane
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:41 am Reply with quote
Moderator Joined: 01 Feb 2007 Posts: 17732 Location: The VFTW Radio Show
Where's the rest of her?
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Smartie
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 3:14 pm Reply with quote
I Run This Joint! Joined: 02 Apr 2007 Posts: 28958 Location: Tarding for Normund & Jackie
And what's with the flying purple dildos? Aren't those normally thrown at Madam?
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foxydonna
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:45 pm Reply with quote
Gaspy Archuleta Joined: 18 Jan 2008 Posts: 898 Location: Upstate NY
Ahhh... how the might Divas have fallen. VH1 considers Jordin a diva? Miley Cyrus? Leona Lewis? Pretty pathetic.

As for the rest of Kelly's body, I guess it went to the same place it did on the Self cover! Having seen Kelly live, I can assure you, there's a bit of chunk on her. She even has a midriff roll. And the jeans she had on were about to burst. Too long, too. Still, she was awesome live! I know... No Fantarding
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Kazyan
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:44 pm Reply with quote
Craig Sharpe Joined: 22 Mar 2008 Posts: 765 Location: The Useless Corner - Chapters 6 = ON
Kelly's managers can cut the BS now. They're not going to hide it for much longer; she's fat. It doesn't actually look bad on her, either. Get rid of the photoshop and save the cash, because Kelly's fans already know.
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Gentleman
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:18 pm Reply with quote
Smeg Neufeld Joined: 22 Mar 2009 Posts: 74
I doubt they're doing it under the pretense that people are actually unaware of her weight, it's just that fat is ugly and she's still within acceptable shopping range.
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houster
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:19 am Reply with quote
Naomi-Joy Blackhall Joined: 27 Jul 2006 Posts: 372 Location: Long Island, New York
FYI, Kelly had to cancel her concert at the Minnesota State Fair on Sunday due to laryngitis.

8,000 people bought tickets.

Jennifer Hudson has been added to the "Divas" lineup.
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Jillian02
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:14 am Reply with quote
Gaspy Archuleta Joined: 17 Apr 2008 Posts: 800 Location: pointing and laughing at tards one screenshot at a time
^^^okay who in the hell is producing this Nigel, Bruce Gowers. It seems like it's a Idol, X-Factor line-up.
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thefunnystone
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:17 am Reply with quote
I Run This Joint! Joined: 20 May 2006 Posts: 24387 Location: Causing Trouble
The only person not signed to 19 is Miley Cyrus.
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Esmerelda Fitzmonster
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:30 am Reply with quote
Smeg Neufeld Joined: 02 Mar 2009 Posts: 78 Location: brooklyn
And Paula is hosting, and Miley has been on "Idol" a couple times now. Oh, nepotism.
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on the edge
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:49 am Reply with quote
Bobby Bennett Joined: 05 Feb 2009 Posts: 474 Location: Mississippi
But isn't Miley signed to Jive? If so then there's your connection.
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rem
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:03 pm Reply with quote
Craig Sharpe Joined: 12 Jun 2006 Posts: 746 Location: Middle of the Pacific
Miley is with Hollywood records.
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WhiteMocha
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 4:28 pm Reply with quote
David Radford Joined: 21 Jan 2009 Posts: 1078
I'm looking forward to a duet between Kelly and Miley. She's gonna bury Miley vocally and physically.

And Boomie Paula
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