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Nigel Lies
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:28 pm Reply with quote
Kevin Covais Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 3431
He's short and sometimes snippy. But he's always metro to the core.

Whether he's talking about Simon's tight shirts or
manhandling the shirts of young, male contestants, the workaholic Dick Clark clone is bound to do stupid stuff this year.

Talk about Ryan here.
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Ellen
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:32 pm Reply with quote
Mikalah Gordon Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 2083 Location: Around
Nigel Lies wrote:
Dick Clark clone

I called him that this weekend and someone told me I was being absurd.

How can anyone not see that he's clearly copying Dick Clark's career?



ETA: Best sig line EVER, Nigel Lies. Laugh
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NikkisMan
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:05 pm Reply with quote
Leah Labelle Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 997 Location: Gumdrop Lane
Try as I might, I can't help wanting to crawl into his lap and watch a movie about gladiators.





"Doesn't he look like he smells good?"
- Leona Campbell
MAD TV


Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan
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standardissue
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:24 pm Reply with quote
Annoying Screechy Diva Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 7 Location: Oklahoma
They seemed, at least for this episode, to be keeping him on the back-burner quite a bit. No ridiculous scenes of him chasing some sap down the street with a camera team or anything ...just yet. Makes me wonder if ...perhaps... they've caught on that he's really not as hip as that kiss with Terri Hatcher made him out to be.
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XYZ
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:30 pm Reply with quote
Rex Goudie Joined: 30 Oct 2006 Posts: 582
I can't believe he tried to convince that girl that he was average height, not short. Everyone knows he is a midget. He has to get over that complex.
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RyanLovesMaria
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:47 pm Reply with quote
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I am the real Ryan Seacrest. I smell good, I am of average height, I am at the epicenter of cool, and Teri Snatcher is my girlfriend. (Sorry, Maria.)
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bluesjones
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:07 am Reply with quote
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Bumping this thread to show some Ryan love. What does it say about this season that Ryan is looking like the best thing on the show? I plan to just enjoy his weekly twitting of Simon as we march toward Lakisha's ineveitable win.
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picklertickler
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:09 am Reply with quote
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I thought he wanted in Alaina's pants. Ryan


I know I do!! :woo Simon
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Vee Eff Tee Dubya
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:55 am Reply with quote
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Nothing can ever top him boning the flamingo.
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RyanLovesMaria
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 10:15 am Reply with quote
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I want in Antoiletta's pants. Ryan
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Other Melissa
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 11:41 am Reply with quote
Annoying Screechy Diva Joined: 24 Feb 2007 Posts: 9 Location: Albany, NY
bluesjones wrote:
What does it say about this season that Ryan is looking like the best thing on the show? I plan to just enjoy his weekly twitting of Simon as we march toward Lakisha's ineveitable win.


Completely agree. The most enjoyable part of the show for me is watching him make an ass out of himself or Simon. It's like an inappropriate and unnecessary ~*DaUgHtRy*~ mention; you know it's gonna happen every show. Ryan

The "sweetheart" fight last Tuesday made my night.
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turdparty
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 12:18 pm Reply with quote
Great Big Woman with the Eyepatch Joined: 23 May 2006 Posts: 1007 Location: New York, NY
No, he wanted in Brandon's pants.
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Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 12:24 pm Reply with quote
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Here's a video of him flirting with Anderson Cooper. It's SO CUTE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFjOki6CBqs
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turdparty
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 12:28 pm Reply with quote
Great Big Woman with the Eyepatch Joined: 23 May 2006 Posts: 1007 Location: New York, NY
Was Ryan filling in for Larry King?
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jessicake1
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 12:38 pm Reply with quote
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My husband made me watch the red carpet for the Grammy Awards show, and he and..whoever the girl was who was also on the red carpet...were joking while he was interviewing the Pussy Cat Dolls about how much he loved being surrounded by hot girls or some shit...um...yeah. i laughed. Ryan soooo loves pussy.
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Lori595
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 1:58 pm Reply with quote
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He's annoying, he's morphing slowly into Dick Clark, but he is suprisingly competent on that show. I expect him to be as orange as Tom Jones or Paul Anka but the time the finales rolls around.


Edited because Anka has no apostrophe... Pickler


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Dissgirl
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 2:00 pm Reply with quote
Brandon Jones Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 2523 Location: In Hell
I think Ryan is kind of hot for an orange man. Ryan He's got pretty teeth...a real turn on.
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rosebud
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 2:01 pm Reply with quote
Wanna Cookie? Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 6161 Location: Corner of 6th & Grand
RyanLovesMaria wrote:
I want in Antoiletta's pants. Ryan


that might be difficult.....she doesn't seem to wear them very often.
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ZONEACE
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 2:01 pm Reply with quote
Carlyplant Joined: 20 Feb 2007 Posts: 33 Location: NY
I love how he tries to hard to deflect any suspicion of homosexuality.

Honey, please, just come out.
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Lori595
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 7:39 pm Reply with quote
Corpsey LeBland Joined: 21 Jun 2006 Posts: 4896 Location: Wandering aimlessly...
Watching AI Rewind and Seacrust was waaaaay more orange than now. Ryan
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