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Vee Eff Tee Dubya
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 12:36 pm Reply with quote
Rex Goudie Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 592 Location: I'm in Amsterdam, and I'm smoking some good shit
It means she has a big schlong.



Favorite male pop artists?

Sting! Stevie Wonder

Favorite female pop artists?

Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston

When did you first start to sing?

3 years old on top of a table at Chucky Cheese

Do you have any formal singing training?

Yes – Private lessons and voice coaches training at Northwestern University

What other talents do you have?

Playing piano

If you don’t make it on AMERICAN IDOL, what will you do?

Rhinoplasty.

What are your personal goals in life?

To be the all-being of time, space, and dimension. Then I'd like to go to Europe.

What album would your friends be surprised you own?

NAS

Who is your AMERICAN IDOL?

Right now, Jennifer Freakin’ Hudson! And of course, my mom.

Do you have any rituals or things you do each time before you perform?

Pray.

Most embarrassing moments?

Throwing up from food poisoning in NY subway station.

What has been your proudest moment in life so far?

Making top 24

If you couldn’t sing, which talent would you most like to have?

Playing the guitar and whatever it is that you need to be a CIA agent.

What is your definition of AMERICAN IDOL?

An artist who captures America’s hearts and souls and leaves them wanting more each week. The performer that makes each American wish THEY were on the stage singing too!

Who is your favorite judge and why?

While watching – Simon. Because he is devastatingly honest. While performing, hopefully still Simon.

What would people be surprised to learn about you?

I’m pretty clumsy. I love the movie, “Yentl”. (Weird, I know)

How has this changed your life?

I’m now living my dream and am confident that ANYthing is possible with faith and diligence.

Do you have any lucky charms?

Nope. Well, apparently, my husband at these auditions!

Who are your heroes in life?

Karl Malden. Barbara Streisand. Jimmy Durante.

What’s been your toughest obstacle in life?

Moving to NY a week after 9/11 into a cockroach-infested closet apartment to pursue singing.

Do you think the audition process was fair?

I'm here...how fair does it need to be?

If you win, who will you thank first?

My husband, Chip for his patience, support, encouragement and unchanging love.
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NikkiM1976
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 12:49 pm Reply with quote
ManBearPig Joined: 18 Jan 2007 Posts: 1938 Location: Merlotte's
Who is she?? She's fug. Did they even show her perform once?
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tourettes
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:33 pm Reply with quote
Hell to the no, Biz-nitch Joined: 25 Jun 2006 Posts: 691 Location: Plant City, Fl. (Not named after American Idol.)
Quote:

"Who are your heroes in life?

Karl Malden. Barbara Streisand. Jimmy Durante."

Vee Eff Tee Dubya, you're killin' me.

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XYZ
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:45 pm Reply with quote
Rex Goudie Joined: 30 Oct 2006 Posts: 582
Everytime I see her photo, I think of this:

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gepster
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:54 pm Reply with quote
Mikalah Gordon Joined: 22 May 2006 Posts: 2199
Wonder what her shoe size is...
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Simon Cowell
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 2:05 pm Reply with quote
Kevin Covais Joined: 07 Aug 2006 Posts: 3180 Location: "Locked inside your heart-shaped box"
Quote:
Favorite male pop artists?

Sting! Stevie Wonder

Favorite female pop artists?

Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston



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Anastasia Beaverhausen
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 2:15 pm Reply with quote
Betty Noir Joined: 22 Jul 2006 Posts: 252 Location: Wallowing in TARP funds
Her husband's name is Chip Sloane? Sounds like a Kennedy in-law.
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Kehlyr
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 2:19 pm Reply with quote
Craig Sharpe Joined: 25 May 2006 Posts: 790 Location: Depends on the drug.
Quote:
If you don’t make it on AMERICAN IDOL, what will you do?

Rhinoplasty.


I like her!
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thefunnystone
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 4:01 pm Reply with quote
I Run This Joint! Joined: 20 May 2006 Posts: 23603 Location: Causing Trouble
She's the one who said "I love this show!" in the elevator. Such an anti-VFTW comment.
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NikkiM1976
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 4:08 pm Reply with quote
ManBearPig Joined: 18 Jan 2007 Posts: 1938 Location: Merlotte's
Ohhhhh!!! Now I remember her...
I was like "wtf? they put HER through?"
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kimtastic
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:42 pm Reply with quote
Jon Peter Lewis Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 1554 Location: philly.
What a big shnoz. Reminds me of Adrian Brody.
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turdparty
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:44 pm Reply with quote
Great Big Woman with the Eyepatch Joined: 23 May 2006 Posts: 1007 Location: New York, NY
Does anyone not list Stevie Wonder as their favorite pop artist?
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realpoizen
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:45 pm Reply with quote
Boomquisha Joined: 10 Jun 2006 Posts: 2634 Location: In transition...
thefunnystone wrote:
She's the one who said "I love this show!" in the elevator. Such an anti-VFTW comment


So did Taylor ("I love American Idol") after his Levon performance. There's still hope for her yet.
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NikkiM1976
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:51 pm Reply with quote
ManBearPig Joined: 18 Jan 2007 Posts: 1938 Location: Merlotte's
turdparty wrote:
Does anyone not list Stevie Wonder as their favorite pop artist?


I don't.
but I'm not on American Idol.
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turdparty
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:54 pm Reply with quote
Great Big Woman with the Eyepatch Joined: 23 May 2006 Posts: 1007 Location: New York, NY
NikkiM1976 wrote:
turdparty wrote:
Does anyone not list Stevie Wonder as their favorite pop artist?


I don't.
but I'm not on American Idol.
Exactly my point.

Why do they all list Stevie? It's not like he's going to read their profiles and be impressed.

Oh, I so went there.
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Pitchy
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:55 pm Reply with quote
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NikkiM1976
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 6:03 pm Reply with quote
ManBearPig Joined: 18 Jan 2007 Posts: 1938 Location: Merlotte's
turdparty wrote:
NikkiM1976 wrote:
turdparty wrote:
Does anyone not list Stevie Wonder as their favorite pop artist?


I don't.
but I'm not on American Idol.
Exactly my point.

Why do they all list Stevie? It's not like he's going to read their profiles and be impressed.

Oh, I so went there.


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Earplugs McGee
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 6:11 pm Reply with quote
Mikalah Gordon Joined: 27 Jan 2007 Posts: 2141 Location: New York
My prediction is that within a year, no matter how far she makes it on AI, that nose will be quietly fixed and never mentioned again.
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thefunnystone
Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:53 pm Reply with quote
I Run This Joint! Joined: 20 May 2006 Posts: 23603 Location: Causing Trouble
I think she has the potential to be amazing tonight with the song "All The Man That I Need". We shall see.
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Vee Eff Tee Dubya
Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:57 pm Reply with quote
Rex Goudie Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 592 Location: I'm in Amsterdam, and I'm smoking some good shit
More like All The Kleenex That I Need
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