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| zarb |
 Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 12:09 pm |
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LaKisha Jones
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Location: London, UK
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Couldn't find anything on Julien AKA The French Sanjaya posted here so here he is in all his glory- clearly the French voters "get it" and know how to keep a show entertaining:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDDqUDPRU4c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QWIrx5vmqs
As for British equivalents, there are too many... most recently The MacDonald Brothers, who got lots of "would you like fries with that?" jokes, but no-one has come close to Chico, not even Sanjaya, dare I say it... This former stripper and goatherder knew he couldn't sing but managed to come third anyway, thanks to his so-bad-they-were-in-fact-genius performances:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tltV9UXTD1s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmgPlCk97pY
Shame there are no clips of his renditions of D'ya Think I'm Sexy, or The Timewarp but that second clip does feature one of his creepy "Chicettes"
Over here the worst contestants often get to make a career out of their crapness, and one of them is now dating one of our MPs- hopefully Sanjaya will manage it too:
http://www.video-c.co.uk/watchsearchedvideos.asp?vidref=chic005
Anyone got any more examples of international crapness? |
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| Jenmac |
| Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 12:45 pm |
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Lisa Wilson
Joined: 21 Mar 2007
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 @ the Julien guy!
Elvis' "Ze 'eartbreak 'otel" and Radiohead's Creep: "What ze 'ell am I doing ere??"
Zis eez a  ala Francois! |
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| zarb |
| Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 1:17 pm |
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LaKisha Jones
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| Jenmac |
| Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 1:24 pm |
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Lisa Wilson
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Wow. I'm speechless.
He's kinda like a Parisian lounge lizard version of Blake Lewis!
"Like a vir-vir-vir-vir virgin..."
American Idol definitely needs performances like this! |
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| wakaranai |
| Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 1:52 pm |
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Briana Ramirez-Rial
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Did he scream, "And he RAPED ME, and I liked it!" in the middle of that song?  |
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| zarb |
| Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 2:17 pm |
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LaKisha Jones
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| Sounds more like "And he RAPED ME! AND I LOVE YOU, MA!" to me |
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| zarb |
| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 3:30 pm |
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LaKisha Jones
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UPDATE: He's still in the competition! Here he is singing Light My Fire and sounding even more drunk than Paula:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAFXNLJoEcs
Around 1.50 it gets truly brilliant. Go, French Worsters! Can we make him notre papaye? |
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| insaneinthesfv |
| Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 2:56 pm |
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Julien! 
This is all kinds of amazing! Too bad AI would've shown him the door. |
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| Fallen Angel Gabriel |
| Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 3:14 pm |
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Killjoy
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Hot? |
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| insaneinthesfv |
| Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 7:23 pm |
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 Meh. I'd do him in a pinch. But I wouldn't call him afterwards. |
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| zarb |
| Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 4:10 pm |
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LaKisha Jones
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Love the male hairslides look he's rocking too. He's in the final six now and apparently he's never been in the bottom three, presumably because the French voters recognise his greatness. Come on Julien...
Edit: Just noticed the DIG UP ELVIS badge and little stickers on his ukelele, I LOVE this guy. If you do a youtube search you can find his audition where he appears to be singing a rude song (in English) with his ukelele- not sure if it's rude, I can't make out all the words. Clearly the French censors aren't as harsh as the US ones. |
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| JeanneFan |
| Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 8:12 am |
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Kevin Covais
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Oh he's awesome! He reminds me of  . |
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| zarb |
| Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 10:10 am |
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LaKisha Jones
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According to Wikipedia the next round is tonight, I can't wait to check YouTube tomorrow to see which song he lends his inimitable style to.
NOOOO! French TV channel M6 are getting all the YouTube videos taken down! Bastards! |
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| Silhouette |
| Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 3:06 pm |
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AYTWI Winner & VFTW Radio Co-Host
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^^ 
Love the sig line Julien est mon papaye!
Oh... my... god! Julien est mon papaye aussi Man the French are weird even for me.
(Here's the original) Lolita |
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| thedup |
| Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:10 pm |
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ManBearPig
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| he's been the favourite to win since his audition since he came in with his ukelele |
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| zarb |
| Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:57 pm |
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LaKisha Jones
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzlFiLd1M4k
Love this one too, he's a performer as well as a true VFTW-style singer.
Was looking for his audition clip but it seems to have been taken down. Enough clips anyway- just typing "Julien Idol" into the YouTube search throws up an instant comedy goldmine. Until they all get taken down... shame, I need to hear that Parisian lounge-lizard version of Creep again
Actually, here's one more clip- bit of man-o-man action at the end of this one. Are they trying to outdo Cake? Heheh, it's Gateau!
http://www.nouvellestar.fr/videos/?id=ns2_14769 |
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| insaneinthesfv |
| Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 11:31 pm |
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French Idol is the most amusingly campy Idol I've seen yet, and I've seen CI and Swedish Idol.
This is the one Sanjaya would have won - but not in the same season as Julien.
Or maybe they should rename it "Nouvelle VFTW" |
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| zarb |
| Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 1:13 pm |
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LaKisha Jones
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Oh my god, he did Strangers In The Night... Love the French pronounciation and random swearing.
Good point sfv, in the UK Pop Idol/The X Factor are seen as amusing crapfests rather than serious talent contests and the viewers seem to "get it" the way people on VFTW do- we tend to vote for the worst anyway, without any prompting. This is how people like Chico and Darius Danesh make it into our finals. It is also why our Eurovision song contest entry is usually something cheesy and crap and very, very camp.
I think the French have the same idea. Sanjaya would have done well in the UK, Chris Sligh would probably have gone quite far too.
Just had a look for Darius's unique version of Baby One More Time and can't see it up anywhere- can anyone find a video? |
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| LuvVFTW |
| Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 4:24 pm |
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La Fetus's Flunky
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I'm hooked....I love how he rolls his Rrrrrrrrrrrr's when he sings in English....
Their Pauler seems to be in lust too.....  |
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| Tinnerz |
| Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 8:04 pm |
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Kevin Covais
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| This guy is full of win. |
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