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| jawajedi |
 Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:32 am |
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Will ideate for food
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Location: Making shadow puppets in Plato's cave.
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I'm tired of hearing about poor Fergie and missing you like a child misses their blanket?
Doesn't she know it's called blankie, wooby, or any one of dozens of pet names!!!
And that other great lyrical effort about fixin' alka seltzer for my tummy or some crap....
I'm working a theory that song writers purposely put some stupid line in the song that gets in your head like a hangover.....
Anyone have a stupid song lyric to add? One less bell to answer, one less egg to fry... |
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| JeanneFan |
| Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:41 pm |
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Kevin Covais
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Rihanna - 'Unfaithful' I like the song and all but one line makes no sense and just sounds challenged. 
Chorus:
Quote: I don't wanna do this anymore
I don't wanna be the reason why
Everytime I walk out the door
I see him die a little more inside
I don't wanna hurt him anymore
I don't wanna take away his life
I don't wanna be...
a murderer  |
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| Smartie |
| Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:48 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
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| Potty Ninja |
| Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:56 pm |
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Brooke White
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I LOVE Unfaithful  That song is like a really orgasmic train wreck.
Today on the way to work I was just thinking about how stupid the lyrics for I Don't Wanna Be by Gavin DeGraw are.
Quote: "I don't want to be anything other than what I've been trying to be lately
All I have to do is think of me and have peace of mind
I'm tired of looking 'round rooms wondering what I gotta do
Or who I'm supposed to be
I don't want to be anything other than me"
So basically an entire chorus of achingly wordy lyrics that say "It's good that I'm me". Brevity is the soul of wit, Mr. DeGraw, not that I expect you have either. |
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| saxyman1004 |
| Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:25 pm |
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AYTWI-3 WINNER!
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"Unfaithful" is ridiculous. "I don't wanna be...a murderer" OHHH because you're killing your guy because you're slutting it up all over town. I get it.
And what kind of sissy guy knowingly puts up with a whore like that? I hate that song. |
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| oceangurl |
| Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:47 pm |
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LaKisha Jones
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Ay Bay Bay is currently in the top ten on the Billboard Hot 100
Quote: You Wanna Know Wat We Say In Da Club (Ay Bay Bay)
Whites Folks Gangsta And Them Thugs (Ay Bay Bay)
Stuntin With A Stack Of Them Dubs (Ay Bay Bay)
Ridin' In A Lac Wit A Mug (Ay Bay Bay)
Im In Da Club Hollerin'
Ay Bay Bay [X2]
Ay Bay Bay [X3]
Im In Da Club Holerin'
Ay Bay Bay [X2]
Ay Bay Bay [X3]
Im In Da Club Hollerin'
When I Holla Ay Bay Bay
I Finna Get My Groove On
Its So Hot Up In Da Club
Dat I Ain't Got No Shoes On
Im Holdin' Up A Big Stack And Dem
Hundreds In A Rubba Band
Girl Don't Ask Me For No Cash
Cause Im Not Dat Other Man
Everybody Trippin' Cause Im Limpin'
When Im Walkin' And Im Pimpin' When Im Talkin'
I Don't Trick On Chick Dats Talkin'
Dem Boyz In Da Back Dey Be Rollin'up Dey Doughdy
Then Dey Blow It Till Dey Chokin'
Dats Wat Godly Came Out
When I See A Bad Chik Im Hollerin Out(Ay Bay Bay)
I Hope Yall Ain't Wit Ya Boyfriendz
Cause I Don't Care Wat Dey Say
And I Don't Care Wat He Say Or She Say
Im In Da Dj Booth Takin' Pictures Wit Da Dj
You Wanna Know What We Say
When Clubs Get Crunk (Wat)
Ay Baybay Let it Play
Dats My Song Turn It Up [X2]
[Chorus:]
You Wanna Know Wat We Say In Da Club (Ay Bay Bay)
Whites Folks Gangsta And Them Thugs (Ay Bay Bay)
Stuntin With A Stack Of Them Dubs (Ay Bay Bay)
Ridin' In A Lac Wit A Mug (Ay Bay Bay)
Im In Da Club Hollerin'
Ay Bay Bay [X2]
Ay Bay Bay [X3]
Im In Da Club Holerin'
Ay Bay Bay [X2]
Ay Bay Bay [X3]
Im In Da Club Hollerin'
Now If You Lookin' For Me Baby You Can Find Me
Bangin' In Da Chevy Candy Painted Swingin 9 Deep
Saint Cards Creep Wit My People Right Behind Me
I Showed Dem My Chain Now
She Hollerin Wat U Buyin' Me
I Show My Mouth Piece
To Dem Freaks Now Da Hirin' Me
Oh You Got A Problem Well I Hope You
Tryin Me. Throw Them ....Park
Then I Reach Under My Sit
Hop Out With My Hand Under My Shirt
Dats Where Dey Hirin Me
Yellow Bone Chirpin' Me
She Trying To See Where Imma Be.
You Gonna Let Me Get Up In
Your Mouth Well Dats Where Imma Be
I Don't Pop Trunk Wit Lights Dats
Where Dey Choppa Be. Straight To The Hotel
All Da Bad Chickins Followin' Me
I Know You Like My Style, I Ain't Trippin
Im Just Tryin' To See, Girl Is You Drunk
Well Tell Me Why You Leanin' All On Me
And If You Thinkin' Imma Stunt You Trippin
I Pull Up In An Expedition Wit Da Roof Lift
[Chorus:]
You Wanna Know Wat We Say In Da Club (Ay Bay Bay)
Whites Folks Gangsta And Them Thugs (Ay Bay Bay)
Stuntin With A Stack Of Them Dubs (Ay Bay Bay)
Ridin' In A Lac Wit A Mug (Ay Bay Bay)
Im In Da Club Hollerin'
Ay Bay Bay (2x)
Ay Bay Bay (3x)
Im In Da Club Holerin'
Ay Bay Bay [X2]
Ay Bay Bay [X3]
Im In Da Club Hollerin'
Im In Da Club Hollerin'
Ay Baybay Let it Play
Dats My Song Turn It Up
Im In Da Club Hot,Crunk,Sweatin, Burnin' Up
Im 'bout To Do The Crowd
Bumpin And Hollerin Wats Up
I Done Fell Out In Da Dance Floor
And Now Caint Get Up
Js On Your Feet But You Cant Get These
You Wear Wats Unbrown White, And Yellow
Till You Breeze
Ill Go To Saint Louis Let My Chain Hang Low
Con Every Yellow Diamonds Mixed Wit Rozo
I Shy Real Bright In Da Light Because Im A Star
8 Shots Of Patrons Now Stannin'on Da Baw
Probably Get Drunk Wit A Scum And Put Da
Keys In Da Wrong Paw
[Chorus:]
You Wanna Know Wat We Say In Da Club (Ay Bay Bay)
Whites Folks Gangsta And Them Thugs (Ay Bay Bay)
Stuntin With A Stack Of Them Dubs (Ay Bay Bay)
Ridin' In A Lac Wit A Mug (Ay Bay Bay)
Im In Da Club Hollerin'
Ay Bay Bay [X2]
Ay Bay Bay [X3]
Im In Da Club Holerin'
Ay Bay Bay [X2]
Ay Bay Bay [X3]
Im In Da Club Hollerin'
Stupid stupid song...and yet I love it. |
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| jawajedi |
| Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:57 pm |
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Will ideate for food
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saxyman1004 wrote: "Unfaithful" is ridiculous. "I don't wanna be...a murderer" OHHH because you're killing your guy because you're slutting it up all over town. I get it.
And what kind of sissy guy knowingly puts up with a whore like that? I hate that song.
 Beyonce had the remedy for that! "say my name say my name"
Oceangurl: whew! What A Mess. I couldn't stand to read it! Worse than mailbag tards! Since you like it, it must have a good sound. |
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| oceangurl |
| Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:02 pm |
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LaKisha Jones
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jawajedi wrote: saxyman1004 wrote: "Unfaithful" is ridiculous. "I don't wanna be...a murderer" OHHH because you're killing your guy because you're slutting it up all over town. I get it.
And what kind of sissy guy knowingly puts up with a whore like that? I hate that song. Beyonce had the remedy for that! "say my name say my name"
Oceangurl: whew! What A Mess. I couldn't stand to read it! Worse than mailbag tards! Since you like it, it must have a good sound.
Yeah it has a good beat...which is mostly what I like most hip hop for is the beat...because the lyrics are saying a bunch of nothing lol.
Here's the video... |
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| yennie |
| Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:25 pm |
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Mikalah Gordon
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JeanneFan wrote: Rihanna - 'Unfaithful' I like the song and all but one line makes no sense and just sounds challenged.
Chorus:
Quote: I don't wanna do this anymore
I don't wanna be the reason why
Everytime I walk out the door
I see him die a little more inside
I don't wanna hurt him anymore
I don't wanna take away his life
I don't wanna be...
a murderer
I had a huge argument with friends last year when this song was released, because I was trying to explain the meaning and my friends just said it was crap.
She doesn't want to break up with the bf, but she is still getting some on the side because that's what makes her happy - but when she leaves and tells the fake cover story, she knows that the bf knows what she's really doing, and it pains her to see him just accepting it and letting it go. And she's killing him, metaphorically, and also taking away his life - in the manner that she's his everything, and by cheating on him, he's losing (or already lost) her - and that's why she doesn't want to be a murderer, she wants to stop something, but she doesn't know what to do because none of her options are desirable.
 Clearly I paid too much attention in English classes when we had to find meanings in our assigned books  |
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| Slacking |
| Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:26 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
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"Lil Mama be your Girlfriend" Because her Lip Gloss be Poppin'
Also, just try to listen to the lyrics of "Hey There Delilah," they're awful.
But yeah, A Bay Bay is hideous, and that Fergie blanket line pisses me off. |
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| AdderXYU |
| Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:19 pm |
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Boomquisha
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I try not to listen to pop music because it's all trash (I especially think Beyonce's "Irreplaceable" is the most misguided empowerment nonsense since the spice girls), but probably my favorite "WTF" lyric comes from Silverchair, and their song "World Upon Your Shoulders"
Daniel Johns wrote: Violent
Big and Violent
Like a thing that's big... big and violent. |
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| Smartie |
| Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:31 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
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Two pop albums I listened to once, lately, out of curiosity. Both filled to the brim with inane shite, predictable crap.
One - Pink "I'm Not Dead"
Two - Kelly Clarkson "My December"
Both sound like they were scratched out with crayons by 15 year olds
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Dear Mr President - Pink
Dear Mr. President,
Were you a lonely boy?
Are you a lonely boy?
Are you a lonely boy?
How can you say
No child is left behind?
We're not dumb and we're not blind.
They're all sitting in your cells
While you pave the road to hell.
she likes to repeat the same thing over and over and over and over
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One Minute - Clally Notclarkson
One minute you laugh
The next minute you're slowly sinking into something black
I get the feeling that lately nothing ever really lasts
I keep trying to get up but I keep falling back
And you love and you hate and you wait
One minute goes fast
you can actually anticipate what trite words she'll sing next, even not knowing the songs. It's painful. |
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| yennie |
| Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:07 pm |
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Mikalah Gordon
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Smartie, I'm surprised you didn't make fun of Kelly for picking the weeds and leaving the flowers because she's three months sober.
In other news, I just found out that multiple lines in You Can Call Me Al by Paul Simon reference erectile disfunction. I had no idea. |
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| Smartie |
| Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:10 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
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Yen, I didn't that closely - the whole album is filled with that sort of schlock, it's just horrible!
One listen was enough, whine whine whine and out the player it went. Same with Pink - they serve to remind me why I don't pay for music |
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| whatsinthecup |
| Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:24 pm |
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Danny Noriega
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Nelly's Song "Air Force Ones" I laugh every time I think about him rapping about a pair of sneakers. This isn't the whole song, just a sampling of the highlights.
Quote: [Intro]
Big boy.. Big boy.. Big boy
[Chorus]
I said give me two per
(cause) I need two per
So I can get to stompin in my air force ones
(Big boys) stompin in my air force ones
[Nelly]
I like the all white high top strap with the gum bottom
(Big boy) theres somthin bout dem that's dirty why I got em
(Big boy) I leave um strapped and laced and come up out um
(Big boy) the last person that touched um I been shot um, (big boy)
[Ali]
I keep it real dirty, dirty you know how I do
(Big boy) purple in gold with the Lakers the broncos the orange in blue
(Big boy) I like em floppy with ankle socks
lows mids and high tops, (big boy) Which are clear so
But this tims and fat laces with it is cold
(Big boy) but when I win the gold (blhhha) in the house I'm a flow
(Big boy) then its back to the on purpose with em and dots in the toe
(Big boy) then I'm stopping this dough that I'm spending fa sho
(Big boy) on dem Nike air force and e behind de o (big boy)
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[Nelly]
Now don't nothing get the hype on first site like, white on whites
(Big boy) dem three quarters them lows they all tyte
(Big boy) the only problem they only good for one night
(Big boy) cuz once you scuff um you fucked up your whole night
(Big boy) whats my basis? The look up sto on his faces
(Big boy) this kids outrageous hes byein them by the cases
(Big boy) cuz once I cop um gut um and switch the laces
(Big boy) they all purpose ya heard me kinda like my datin (big boy)
[Chorus x2]
[Kyjuan]
I wore spurs at first now theres tape on dem
(Big boy) damn, the nose come out, so I write the date on them
(Big boy) these Louie for Taiwan you gotta wait on dem
(Big boy) I had to get em early so I spent more cake on dem (big boy)
I love how in every rap song it seems like someone has to mention that they "keep it real" even if the song is about shoes. |
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| Smartie |
| Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:26 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
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Hang on one cotton picking second here!
I thought only Idol contestants were allowed to sing about shoes? |
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| whatsinthecup |
| Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:33 pm |
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Danny Noriega
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Quote: Hang on one cotton picking second here!
I thought only Idol contestants were allowed to sing about shoes? Laugh
The oh-so eloquent Nelly paved the way for the Idols, maybe one day they will have him on the show to show all the contestants how to properly sing about shoes. None of that "Open Toes" crap for Nelly. |
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| Bibulus |
| Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:41 pm |
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VFTW's Gardener
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For me the inane began when insightful B. I knew and partied with in Petaluma (GreenDay) beacome 'September'. It can happen to anyone. What made it the most emetic was when they opened for Spatula Ranch and were actually punk once upon a time.
Most infectous drivel ever?
MMMMBOP!!!
(Yes, I hope you all have Hansonm nightmares tonight! muhahaha)
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| jawajedi |
| Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:20 am |
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| Yennie: I agree with your explanation of why she's a murderer. Crap song, though. Such virtuous behavior. |
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| johnnywang57 |
| Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:47 pm |
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Anthony Suckorov
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Haha Smartie I actually love both of those albums, but even I have to agree the lyrics to both of those songs are horrendous.
Pink's "Dear Mr. President" is one of the worst songs I've ever heard actually as far as lyrics go...it's like she wasn't even trying. |
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