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< You Keep Me Hangin' On ~ MySpace is the breeding ground for guys with no game |
| thefunnystone |
 Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:26 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
Joined: 20 May 2006
Posts: 23603
Location: Causing Trouble
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So almost 2 years ago, I started a MySpace account with some friends I worked with late at night. We were bored and had nothing to do, and my coworker Nakia would get harassing messages on her MySpace trying to hit on her, even though she wasn't asking for anyone to do so. So we thought it'd be fun to make up a fake girl and put up her profile, do nothing at all out of the ordinary, and see if people would hit on her. And they do. Oh they do.
So I challenge you to do the same. Create a fake MySpace, find some random attractive girl's picture, and make her a fake profile. And see what hilarious mail you get. But don't reveal your fake woman, because you don't want to be found out.
I'm going to go through mine and post the best ones here. The results are VFTW worthy because a) guys have no game and b) they can't spell worth shit.
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| thefunnystone |
| Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:38 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
Joined: 20 May 2006
Posts: 23603
Location: Causing Trouble
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By the way, I have 26 pages of unread messages, so here are some of the best as I go through them. More to come later.
Quote: Hello there.....
Love your smile....
If I smiled at you...would you smile back?
Will
Quote: i work in valencia off of mcbean,but i live in alhambra,maybe we can get 2gether sum time,...(xray)
Quote: wow you are so gorgeous. you have beautiful eyes and a smile that would light up the night sky. i just went camping in the appalachian mountains. i stood on the highest peak east of the mississippi, i saw 5 different waterfalls, and i drove for miles on the blue ridge parkway as the leaves changed colors. and all of that fails to compare to your beauty.  - paul
Quote: YA gotta be one.For the better part of my life iv tried to figure out my strange attraction to same symbol women. Iv come to one conclusion: Its not sexual 80percent of the time..Im sending an add request,if you have any insight or feel the same way please by all means let me know.I ask all the sags this that i meet.
hope your night is wonderful.
JOGI
Quote: You are one of the top ten sex Asians girls I have ever seen.
Quote: hey kim,
my name is anthony and i am a local photographer and am always looking for new moldels to shoot with.if you are intrested drop me a line on myspace or if you like sushi you can come by shogun sushi on sat., mon., or tue., i am a sushi chef there. oh it is on bouquet and seco.well hope you are having a good night and eather way feel free to drop me a line.
life is good
enjoy
anthony
Quote: I live really close in Stevenson Ranch have been here for a while know all the good places and know how to treat you right hit me up sometime
Quote: hey cutie whats up? thanks for adding me. hope we can chat sometime & maybe get to know each other a little. ok ill ttyl bye beautiful
Mind you, these are adult men. |
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| magooish |
| Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:41 pm |
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Magoo, you've done it again!
Joined: 02 Apr 2007
Posts: 3938
Location: Cartoon land
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More than a few can't spell.  |
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| Smartie |
| Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:46 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
Joined: 02 Apr 2007
Posts: 27272
Location: Herding tard talk back to GC
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| Gambler |
| Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:54 pm |
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Kevin Covais
Joined: 21 May 2006
Posts: 3313
Location: The Hell known as Mississippi
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Smartie wrote:
 do some men really think we fall for this crap?
Some of you do. |
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| Smartie |
| Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:55 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
Joined: 02 Apr 2007
Posts: 27272
Location: Herding tard talk back to GC
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| So Gambler, is that your email then? |
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| thefunnystone |
| Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:56 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
Joined: 20 May 2006
Posts: 23603
Location: Causing Trouble
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Quote: Hi I was on my buddy's ExtreemZ page and saw that you are new to town. I was curious on your thoughts of this town. I've lived here since 87' and I've seen things change like crazy. anyways hopefully you don't think I'm a creep or something of the nature, cause I'm not actually Pat or extreemz, myself and a few other of our closest friends are old fashioned hopeless romantics. hope we can chat more in the future.
yours truly,
stan
Quote: Looks like you photo well, was wondering if you do anything athletic? talk to you later cutie.
Quote: ISO your smile 
Hi Kim,
my name is Dray.
Thanks for the ad.
What is your favorite color?
cyber kisses x x x dray |
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| Gambler |
| Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:08 pm |
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Kevin Covais
Joined: 21 May 2006
Posts: 3313
Location: The Hell known as Mississippi
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Smartie wrote: So Gambler, is that your email then?
Naw, I don't cruise myspace. At my age that's just perverted.
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Who do I look like? Rickey?
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| insaneinthesfv |
| Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:12 pm |
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Moderator
Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 16773
Location: Jedwardshire, UK
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| OK, this is the funniest thing ever, I think. |
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| Smartie |
| Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:20 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
Joined: 02 Apr 2007
Posts: 27272
Location: Herding tard talk back to GC
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I had a message from a MySpazz luser once that said he loved my photo and that I was so pretty.....
This was my photo at the time:
I tend to get more add requests from crap bands than perves - one from some lame arse polka band (compete with accordion) in Holland. Wonder if there's The Next Dutch Band show coming on telly there....I'd nominate those fuckers. |
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| sunshine8503 |
| Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:32 pm |
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Suck it, Bitches!
Joined: 15 Mar 2007
Posts: 10123
Location: Rooting for Jedward!
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| *Goes to set up a fake account* |
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| all_sabrina |
| Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:44 pm |
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John Stevens
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 11204
Location: Bon Temps, LA
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Dave, my yahoo account is even 10 times worse. I usually have to iggy 15-20 a day. And on both my yahoo and my space I make my sexual preferences very well known.
I have also gotten all the crap band invites that then bombard your bulletins with spam. Some are cut off within the hour. I've got about 80 friends listed. Thats the singers from Idol and the people here.
I played nice for a while and just said yes to few others. But no more. I get no thrill from plowing through all that crap. |
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| Bibulus |
| Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:36 pm |
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VFTW's Gardener
Joined: 27 Feb 2007
Posts: 2870
Location: In a Van down by the River
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Quote:
hey kim,
my name is anthony and i am a local photographer and am always looking for new moldels to shoot with.if you are intrested drop me a line on myspace or if you like sushi you can come by shogun sushi on sat., mon., or tue., i am a sushi chef there. oh it is on bouquet and seco.well hope you are having a good night and eather way feel free to drop me a line.
life is good
enjoy
anthony
Dateline NBC candidate!
I think I might have to do this. She of course will be beautiful and naive to the nth degree and ......wait for it.......
:omg Just 17! (soon to be 18). Let's face it, if you don't fish for pervs you're not utilizing the internet to its fullest
On a serious note, even before the Nazi's bought MySpace it went to shit. Just out of college I tried to set one up to help with networking for my consulting business and got so spammed with utter crap that I had to abandon it.  |
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| Bouncing Pink Ball |
| Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 6:55 pm |
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Anthony Suckorov
Joined: 06 Jul 2006
Posts: 1358
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I’ve never had a single Myspace lust message. Not a one – and I normally have a real photo. I don’t know whether to feel pleased or disappointed…
I don’t even get spam friend requests!
[Not asking for any, lurking spammers out there…] |
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| all_sabrina |
| Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:40 pm |
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John Stevens
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 11204
Location: Bon Temps, LA
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| I'll trade you anytime BPB! |
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| Tinnerz |
| Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:59 pm |
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Kevin Covais
Joined: 15 Mar 2007
Posts: 3141
Location: On the Satellite of Love with Joel and the bots
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I get messages like that all the time.  Bitches. |
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| saxyman1004 |
| Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 6:15 am |
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AYTWI-3 WINNER!
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 3643
Location: Brew City
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| Babyj |
| Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:30 am |
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Angry Carebear
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
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| OMG this looks like fun! I'm gonna make one! =D |
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| KevServo |
| Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:33 am |
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Anthony Suckorov
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 1384
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Is Chris Hansen gonna have to lay the smack down up in here? |
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| thefunnystone |
| Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:41 am |
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I Run This Joint!
Joined: 20 May 2006
Posts: 23603
Location: Causing Trouble
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| Everyone participating is of age. The guys are just idiots. |
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