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Canook
Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 2:41 am Reply with quote
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Canook
Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 11:27 am Reply with quote
Mikalah Gordon Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 2180 Location: inside Amanda Chile's leather pants
A good Crawfish Boil at the Rec Center is a good way to get that community feelin' ...just keep your hands away from your WHoWHo when y'all are done!

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Canook
Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 11:27 am Reply with quote
Mikalah Gordon Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 2180 Location: inside Amanda Chile's leather pants
Hey y'all, don't get caught drinkin' and in your curlers more than 5 times a week. People will start talkin' about you at the hook-up box if you do!

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Canook
Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 11:28 am Reply with quote
Mikalah Gordon Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 2180 Location: inside Amanda Chile's leather pants
Remember, don't come a knockin' when the trailer is a rockin'.
....I think one of those nice church ladies must be making Granpappy a sanwich.

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Canook
Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 11:28 am Reply with quote
Mikalah Gordon Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 2180 Location: inside Amanda Chile's leather pants
Hey y'all. Don't forget to visit the public showers at the RV park, its a great place to meet new and interesting friends.

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Canook
Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 11:29 am Reply with quote
Mikalah Gordon Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 2180 Location: inside Amanda Chile's leather pants
Heeey Y'all. Ok and here's a love tip for the ladies: In the trailer community cinder blocks mean commitment. If'in a fella has blocks under his home he's in it for the long haul, if he's got them wheels still on, he's gonna be movin' on.
This guy looks like a keeper.


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Canook
Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 11:29 am Reply with quote
Mikalah Gordon Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 2180 Location: inside Amanda Chile's leather pants
Hey y'all, instead of stacking all them old iceboxes and potties out behind the trailer, you can get all Martha with a spade and make 'em all pretty like.

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Canook
Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 11:30 am Reply with quote
Mikalah Gordon Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 2180 Location: inside Amanda Chile's leather pants
Hey y'all don't be throwing away those Cool Whip containers when your done with 'em. They make festive and colorful salad bowls for entertaining. Plus they bounce, not break, when the trailer shifts. I'm up to a 12 piece place setting!

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Canook
Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 11:30 am Reply with quote
Mikalah Gordon Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 2180 Location: inside Amanda Chile's leather pants
Hey y'all, don't be throwing away that six pack once your done. Those cans make up into mighty pretty windchimes that you can give as gifts to friends and family!

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Canook
Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 11:31 am Reply with quote
Mikalah Gordon Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 2180 Location: inside Amanda Chile's leather pants
Oh hey y'all. Pleaassse remember to re-enforce your porch stilts when you set your doublewide. Dead puppies make me cry.

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Canook
Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 11:31 am Reply with quote
Mikalah Gordon Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 2180 Location: inside Amanda Chile's leather pants
Hey Y'all !!!!!! Don't forget, treasures abound at the trailer park! Just yesterday I was mowing out back and lookie what I found. I got me some fancy wheels now!

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Canook
Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 11:32 am Reply with quote
Mikalah Gordon Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 2180 Location: inside Amanda Chile's leather pants
Hey y'all. I know money gets tight and all, and its a real bummer when the window units stop coolin'. My kitty gets so hot and sticky when that happens. But just grab you a few of them kids the neighbor lady keeps popping out and have 'em wiggle and shake the trailer. If'in your lucky, it will start right up!

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Canook
Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 11:32 am Reply with quote
Mikalah Gordon Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 2180 Location: inside Amanda Chile's leather pants
Hey y'all! When you're seeing this here sign near a trailer park, honey they ain't talking about no drugs.

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Canook
Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 11:32 am Reply with quote
Mikalah Gordon Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 2180 Location: inside Amanda Chile's leather pants
Hey Y'all! You don't have much room in a trailer for one of them fancy entertainment centers, but that's all right. All you really needs a bird house and a shot gun to geterdone. My friend Bucky here likes it more than playing Star Wars on one of those fancy gaming boxes. pssst....Bucky don't say much 'cause he gets all stuttery in public.

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Canook
Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 11:33 am Reply with quote
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OH MY GAWD Y'ALL. These little green aliens came and visited my Grandpappy last week and left him this here alien food. What do you do with it y'all? They told Grandpappy it was one of the basic food groups but it don't look like no beef jerky I've ever seen before. Next them aliens is gonna make Grandpappy dress little dawgies or something!

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Canook
Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 11:33 am Reply with quote
Mikalah Gordon Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 2180 Location: inside Amanda Chile's leather pants
Hey Y'all. Them producer people thought things were getting a little cramped for me and Kath-A-rine, so they took us out fo dinner and ordered us these clams. Kath-A-rine said she'd never had 'em without beards before. They have clams with beards? Get out! Do they go to little barbers and such to get 'em shaved off? These people in Callyforneya sure are strange.

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Canook
Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 11:34 am Reply with quote
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Hey Y'all. I know most of us ladies don't have one of them fancy jacuzzi tubs in our trailers, but that's al'right. Just eat yourself one of them cans of baked beans, it'll get your tub all bubblie just the same.

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Canook
Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 11:34 am Reply with quote
Mikalah Gordon Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 2180 Location: inside Amanda Chile's leather pants
Hey y'all! Budgets can get real tight like in the park, so once a week we get together and have ourselves a weinie roast. I just love me a big ol' juicy weiner. And I always remember to put a condom-mint on that weiner before I wrap my mouth around it.

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Canook
Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 11:35 am Reply with quote
Mikalah Gordon Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 2180 Location: inside Amanda Chile's leather pants
Hey Y'all! Simon told me you folks at VFTW love me so much that I'm gonna be hanging around for a while. So I packed up my trailer and I'm a headin' for Southern Callyforneya. Wasn't there a show about that? Maybe I'm just having one of those voodoo moments. Anyway, anyone know where a Taco Bell is in LA? I gotta get my phone turned on.


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Canook
Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 11:35 am Reply with quote
Mikalah Gordon Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 2180 Location: inside Amanda Chile's leather pants
Hey Y'all! Lookie what my Daddy send me for a goin'away gift to put on my trailer. He's picked up on some good skill in prison.

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