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thefunnystone
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:52 pm Reply with quote
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Whatevia Welcome to the Whatevia Awards! Whatevia

Previously, we held an awards ceremony called the Whatevia Awards in December of each year to talk about the best crap that happened on Idol and on the board all year. It didn't make much sense to have the awards in December since very few people were still on the site at that time, and those of us who were here were either spoiling the upcoming season of Idol or doing holiday stuff.

Thus, the Whatevia Awards are going to be moved to June of each year, recapping the previous year from June through May. Though since I thought of this late, this year's will be in July. Tough shit. No one cares about them anyway. Whatevia

If you win a Whatevia Award, really it just amounts to a "Bitch, please". We will be giving out 16 awards that defined this year in Worsterdom. The winners will be announced live on July 29 during the VFTW Radio Show. It's a fun celebration, but again, whateva.

The 16 categories this year are:

IDOL AWARDS

1. Favorite Female VFTW Performance
2. Favorite Male VFTW Performance
3. Favorite Group VFTW Peformance
4. Favorite VFTW Contestant Male
5. Favorite VFTW Contestant Female
6. Worst Post AI Song
7. Biggest Douche
8. VFTW Moment of the Year

POSTER AWARDS

9. Favorite Message Board Thread
10. Favorite Radio Show Moment
11. Favorite Photochop
12. Favorite Video
13. Favorite Troll Post
14. Favorite Piece of Hatemail
15. Favorite Avatar
16. Favorite VFTW Main Page News Story

Starting today (June 29), you can vote for your favorites in these categories in their specific threads. Vote for as many nominees as you'd like. For example, in the Favorite Hatemail thread, feel free to post as many of your favorite pieces of hatemail as you'd like. Everyone should chime in with their favorites, even if someone else has already posted something, because each mention of something counts as a "vote" for it. You can only vote for each item ONCE though, but feel free to chime in a second or third time in a thread if you forgot to add something new.

Voting for round one closes on July 8th at midnight central time. The top 5 nominees in each thread will become the official nominees, and at that point everyone will vote via secret ballot for the winner. That voting round will close on July 25th at 11:59 PM central time. The winners will then be announced on the 29th on VFTW Radio.

The nominees that you vote for should be from December of 2008 to June of 2009. It's a short time period, but next year's awards will include nominees from June 2009 to May 2010. So whatevia.

So get to voting. Because if you don't... well, no one cares.


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KayenCynic
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 8:19 pm Reply with quote
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2. Favorite Male VFTW Performance

Normund Gentle - Your gonna love me




4. Favorite VFTW Contestant Male

Normund Gentle

5. Favorite VFTW Contestant Female

Tatiana Del Toro


7. Biggest Douche

Danny Gokey

8. VFTW Moment of the Year

Normund Gentle - Your gonna love me
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Buckshot
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 8:32 pm Reply with quote
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^^ You need to post in the appropriate thread for each of your entries.
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thefunnystone
Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:58 pm Reply with quote
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Remember, everyone. You can vote for as many nominees as you want. If someone adds something to a thread that you like, reply and echo it as well. Otherwise it ain't getting nominated. So keep checking back to see if something is added that you may have forgotten about.
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GoodnightIrene
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:19 am Reply with quote
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So wait, was it midnight last night or midnight tonight? Pickler

If it was midnight last night...can you extend it til tonight? Laugh I wanna vote! Paula
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smarterthanpickler
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:43 pm Reply with quote
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I assume he means tonight. But Whatevia Laugh
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thefunnystone
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:35 pm Reply with quote
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Midnight tonight. It closes in 4.5 hours.
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thefunnystone
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:41 am Reply with quote
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Voting is over. The nominees will be up in a few days and you'll be able to vote for the winners.
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thefunnystone
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:29 pm Reply with quote
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And the nominees for the 2009 Whatevia Awards are:

1. Favorite Female VFTW Performance
Tatiana Del Toro - Saving All My Love For You (Wildcard)
Megan Joy - Rockin' Robin
Megan Joy - Turn Your Lights Down Low (Reprise)
Jackie Tohn - A Little Less Conversation
Stevie Wright - You Belong With Me

2. Favorite Male VFTW Performance
Danny Gokey - Dream On
Adam Lambert - Ring of Fire
Scott MacIntyre - The Search is Over
Nick Mitchell as Normund Gentle - And I Am Telling You
Alex Wagner-Trugman - I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues

3. Favorite VFTW Group Performance
AI8 Finale - So What
AI8 Semifinalist Group 3 - Hot N Cold
AI8 Top 7 - Disco Medley
AI8 Top 8 - Can't Get You Out of My Head
Katrina Darrell and Kara DioGuardi - Vision of Love (finale)

4. Favorite VFTW Contestant Male
Danny Gokey
Scott MacIntyre
Nathaniel Marshall
Nick Mitchell
Alex Wagner-Trugman

5. Favorite VFTW Contestant Female
Katrina Darrell
Tatiana Del Toro
Allison Iraheta
Megan Joy
Jackie Tohn

6. Worst Post AI Song
David Archuleta - Touch My Hand
Danny Noriega featuring Diamonique - 24/7
Chris Richardson - Can't Believe It Remix
Carly Smithson - Let Me Fall
Jordin Sparks - Battlefield

7. Biggest Douche
Kara DioGuardi
Danny Gokey
Adam Lambert
Constantine Maroulis
Michael Sarver

8. VFTW Moment of the Year
Danny Gokey screams at the end of his "Dream On" performance
Joanna Pacitti is disqualified from the top 36
Kris Allen wins American Idol 8 over favorite Adam Lambert
Megan Joy caws during her elimination
Tatiana Del Toro takes Hollywood week hostage with her awesome antics

9. Favorite Message Board Thread
AI8 Photochop Thread
Idlteard and Frau Point and Laugh Thread
Laugh at the Mass Exodus of Tards and Fairweather Worsters
The Scary Fan Board Point-And-Laugh Thread
Things Smaller Than Lil Rounds' Ass

10. Best Radio Show Moment
Aperilla calls in and keeps calling back
The hosts laugh when Kris Allen wins AI8
Mark Day interview
o_o calls in as David and Jeff Archuleta after Jeff is busted for prostitution
Zack Werner interview

11. Favorite Photochop
by Beckeye
by lulu_banana
by RaptorJesus69
by TheGoat
by Unravel

12. Favorite Video
Allison Iraheta, You are Awesome
Amanda Overmyer's Message to Deb
Aperilla says Adam Lambert is NOT Gay
Danny Gokey Forgets the Words to Billie Jean
There are No Standards

13. Favorite Troll Post
abwilbur wrote:
What y'all are doing is flat out WRONG!!! The reason for the competition is to get talented singers noticed and you people are ruining the competition. Do you even realize how idiotic this site is? OH...that's right...you want to be different! Well, you are ALL a group of half-witted imbociles. All you are doing is making America look like we wouldn't know talent if it bit us in the butt. WE get to choose who WE, as a country, think is the best! And you simpletons just vote for the most awful contestants. You know what is worst than the fact that you are ruining the competition? You are crushing peoples dreams and spirits! Y'all are malevent, sinister, and vicious animals and I wouldn't piss on any of you if you were on FIRE!!! Thank you and have a GREAT day!

aperilla12 wrote:
I have a baby. But you're right, never been fucked. Chile

David Gee wrote:
Professor Chan, your reviews are so much better than Dave's. While Dave is just mean strictly for the sake of it (read his stupid review from last night's show - you can't even tell if he's actually sincere), at least you give credit where it's due while at the same time still cracking us up with your observations on those who do deserve our wrath.

Man, that was the worst episode singing-wise that I've ever seen. Just one trainwreck after another. After almost every performance they should have played that clip of Peyton Manning on that one SNL skit saying to the kid, "Are you TRYING to lose?"

Pinkpride wrote:
Oh god...VFTW seriously makes me want to puke my kidneys out. You're all just a bunch of fugly, uneducated, vulgar, disgusting, [deleted] redneck fucks who have nothing better to do in your pathetic little lives but put down others. As I read each hilariously moronic comment I could picture each and every one of you assholes sitting at your computers, fat and lonely, as you glare at Danny's handsome face on your screen and jerk off because you wish that you're half as talented as he is.

Can someone *please* explain to me how this man is ugly? Not only does he look like Robert Downey Jr.--who's sexy as hell--but he's totally adorable and has the cutest little smile I've ever seen. It's so obvious that the only reason why you creeps insult his weight and looks is because you're terribly insecure about your own appearances. I suggest that you join Jenny Craig or do something better with your time instead of bashing successful people.

Wake up and smell the roses, you inbreed, trailer-trash hicks! Danny is loved by America! He has the voice of an angel, he's sexy (as already mentioned), charming, and has the light of God in his eyes. Okay, so because his wife died and he mentioned her death once or twice on the entire show means that he's pimping her for votes, right? I would laugh if you bunch weren't so pathetic. I'm glad that Danny is now in the top 4 along with Adam and Allison--my two favourite contestants. He will be Idol, the most loved man in America, and his album will beat out Hicks! I'll be the one dancing and kicking you all in your hideous rat-ass ugly faces when my cutie pie becomes the next Carrie Underwood :)

Ugh, after spending so much time on this site I feel as if my brain cells have died.
The Gokey fans will prevail and all you hateful fags can kiss my ass! Jealousy crawls in your veins like a carpet of worms; I can almost hear them writhing. Flame me, bash me, do whatever you want, because either way Danny Gokey is a trillion times better-looking, talented, and loved than every scumbag put together on this dumbass site.
Have fun insulting this beautiful talent, losers!

vdawf wrote:
The Only reason I'm on this site to begin with is because I was randomly searching updates on the osmonds 2nd generation. to my surprise and likening, i found out david and supposedly doug had auditioned for AI by seeing this very site in the list of searches. So when i clicked on it, i was so astounded by all the hatred and negativity towards the osmonds that i couldn't just keep my mouth shut. what is the matter with some of you people? you judge me the same way you are judging them just because i am a fan. I don't even read the bible and yet you call me a bible thumper. you assume i'm fat just because i stick up for someone who is a little overweight. i'm being called name after name and cursed upon no matter what i say, good or bad. actually i don't think some of you even read much less understand what i say but then again i know you all are going to just analyze every single word i'm writing and take it all out of context for "humor" purposes. well i'm not laughing and neither will the osmonds if/when they read this trash. seriously how do some of you sleep at night and by sleep, i don't mean passing out from an alcohol binge.


14. Favorite Piece of Hatemail
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OMG y'all are some pricks up in here! i take it as a personal offense that you are responsible for Michael Sarver getting kicked off of the show. He's from the same area as me, and u guys are wrong for using your powers to destroy his dreams and letting some no talent ho like Megan Joy's bitch ass stay on. Y'all oughta be ashamed of yourselves!!! Here's a little history lesson for y'all. Michael Sarver is from Jasper, Texas, which is near my hometown of Beaumont. A few years ago, we got hit by a little Hurricane by the name of Rita, and it damn near wiped us out completely. A lot of people around her are still hurting bad from that, and one of the few joys that we were able to celebrate every freakin' week was to watch a hometown boy try and make it big on American Idol. But NOOOOOO!!! Vote for the Worst has to fuck it all up just because u are all gay ASSHOLES that don't want to see a real talented singer like Michael have a chance at a better life. Y'all probably think that we're all just racist, inbred, rednecks around here, but we're real people just like y'all, and Michael is one of the most talented folks to come out of this area EVER! I personally woulda rather seen another hurricane than have to see u jerks hurt one of our own like that. Y'all should try getting rid of somebody like Lil, or Anoop, or that ladyboy Adam, they are the ones who have no morals and that real Americans can't identify with. SO fuck you, you sons of bitches! I hope ahurricane comes and hits your ass, then you'll know what hurt is!!! TEXAS FOREVER!!!!
-Carla

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You ARE A BUNCH OF JEALOUS ASSHOLES. LOOK FUCKERS, DAVID ARCHULETAS ALBUM IS DOING GOOD YOU DIPSHITS. ITS #11, WHICH IS STILL VERY GOOD. HE IS DOING A LOT BETETR THAN YOU FUCKERS WHO SIT AT HOME ON YOUR FAT ASSES AND DO A WEB SITE HATING ON SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE. YOU JEALOUS FUCKING LOSERS, GO SUCK YOUR MOMS DICK YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. ARCHULETA IS DOING JUST FINE, HOWEVER ALL YOUR FUCKTARDS LIKE PHIL STACEY AND KRISTY LEE COOK CANT EVEN GET A SINGLE IN TOP 10, AND THAT DIPSHIT PHIL STACEY IS DROPPED. YOU FUCKERS SUCK HAHA LOSERS. GO BLOW YOUR MOM NOW BITCHES. I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU STUPID FUCKS BE #11 ON BILLBOARD, OH YEAH BUT YOU CANT BECAUSE YOUR UNTALENTED ASSHOLES WHO MAKE A SITE HATING ON SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE. FUCKING LOSER BITCHES GO BACK TO YOUR DOUBLEWIDE
-Frederick

Quote:
Hey guys. I am 13 years old which is way older than you all are I'm sure because you're all so immature! As you can already tell, I am a very good insulter so I suggest leaving now before you get hurt and ashamed by my words. I can't help it if you don't take this warning seriously. So scadaddle while you can. I take extra course history and other classes and always get straight As, when I bet you guys haven't even gotten higher than a D ever! Last warning if you don't like being insulted. You guys are soooo creative! Calling Archuleta "Gaspy" was so clever! Gaspy sounds good, considering it has no resemblence to Archuleta whatsoever. You guys need some new, CREATIVE nicknames for the idols this season. That is called sarcasm in case you guys are incapable of comprehending. Since you called Archuleta a name, I figure it's appropriate under these specific circumstances to call you guys a name. Therefore, by the power of myself and my well-run club against this site and you guys, we now sentence you to the name of "F*ckboobs". That's right, we will spread the word and pretty soon, everybody will be saying F*ckboobs instead of Vote for the Worst! Aren't you happy? I am! And since it is under the First Amendment which states we all have freedom of speech, nothing is stopping me from continuing my f*ckboob wrath on you f*ckboobs. The world will be so f*ckboobed with your f*ckboobedness that even Ryan Seacrest will be bleeped out when discussing you f*ckboobs! So even though this letter may be a few months late from Season 7, I feet it's better late than never. So enjoy being called f*ckboobs forever and ever. You should change your name now to f*ckboobs because you all f*ckboob yourself f*ckboobedly to your own f*ckboobed f*ckboobs. F*CKBOOBS.
-Haleigh

Quote:
You all need to shut down this website immediately. It's completely unfair how you purposely and blatantly try to sabotage "American Idol" voting by trying to convince people to eliminate the more deserving contestants. It's completely disrespectful to not only the contestants, but also to the fans and "Idol" producers. More people are signing this new petition every single day.
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/shut-down-votefortheworstcom
Shut this site down NOW!
-Kenny

Quote:
Deb,
What kind of credentials do YOU self-righteous, chronically bored losers have that afford you this supposed upper hand in judgment that you THINK you have??? Posting useless drivel on a hate site, ridiculing and denigrating people whose shoes you couldn't even shine? LMAO and I'm the "tard"?
Carrie continues to rack up prestigious awards and unprecedented critical acclaim while you and all of your little VFTW buddies sit in front of a computer screen 24/7, trying to punch holes in everything she does.
and LOL @ you banning me. why? because I served as a sort of link between the REAL WORLD and the alternate universe that a bunch of faux high-brow, elitist, jealousy-ridden, low-life idiots have constructed for themselves? Ahh, that makes sense.
Take care, you raging stupid sweetheart. Get a life while you're at it! I'm sure you're some overweight, bed-bound, sexually-repressed, strap on-wielding dyke who's still living off her parents' money. You're a waste of sperm and egg...ALL of you on this site collectively could serve as the poster-child of abortion.
-Moonstruck


15. Favorite Avatar
Cinemaniac:
Lint Licker:
RaptorJesus69:
Smartie:
Unravel:

16. Favorite Main Page VFTW Post
Adam Lambert Likes to Take Pictures of Himself Making Out With Some Dude
Fantard of the Week: Adam Lambert is NOT GAY!!!! (Aperilla12)
Full List of the American Idol 8 Top 36 (spoiled a month early)
Jeff Archuleta Arrested for Soliciting a Prostitute
Joanna Pacitti Out / Felicia Barton In

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Espionage
Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 2:47 am Reply with quote
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Can I vote now?
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GoodnightIrene
Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:06 am Reply with quote
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Quote:
Voting will be up shortly.

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Can I vote now? Pickler
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cynmac
Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:13 am Reply with quote
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Just voted on the main page...

Can't wait to find out who won what...
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GoodnightIrene
Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:25 am Reply with quote
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Cyn! You gave the n00b the supar-sekrit polling location! Laugh

My votes are in, too. But it's not like I care who wins. Whatevia
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thefunnystone
Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:38 am Reply with quote
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We've already received over 100 responses to the Show Awards, so I had to put up a new survey. Over 100 in 12 hours, that's pretty darn good.

If you ever try taking any of the surveys and it says that it has hit is max number of responses, let me know. SurveyMonkey only allows 100 people to respond, so I just create a duplicate survey of the same thing.
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StormD
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:47 am Reply with quote
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Wow I almost missed voting on this, but in as of now.
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thefunnystone
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:28 pm Reply with quote
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I just posted a reminder to the front page. Some awards are so close, a vote or two could swing them in either direction (*coughMeganVsTatianacough*). Also, Aperilla has a very early lead, but there's still time to decide either way whether she takes home a handful of awards.

You have until Saturday at 11:59 PM Central time to vote.
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StormD
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:49 pm Reply with quote
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thefunnystone wrote:
I just posted a reminder to the front page. Some awards are so close, a vote or two could swing them in either direction (*coughMeganVsTatianacough*).


It's not at all surprising that one's close. They are both so beautifully, perfectly awesome in their own unique and special way, it's hard to choose between them!

V V Yeah I did the same thing V V


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Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:29 pm Reply with quote
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I voted Megan for best performance and Tatiana for best VFTW female.

Tatiana's actual singing was pretty good and not really VFTW. Even the other contestants admitted that she was talented. It was everything else about her that made her so VFTW.
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AllThatJazz
Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:49 am Reply with quote
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Are we supposed to vote like we do for picks during the season? Like, a thousand times?
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thefunnystone
Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:32 pm Reply with quote
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Just once ;)

I voted the same: Tatiana as best female and Megan for best performance. I think they both deserve one. It's close, but I think whoever wins is good, because they were both so memorable.
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