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Sanjayawasrobbed
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:10 pm Reply with quote
Gaspy Archuleta Joined: 19 Nov 2007 Posts: 837 Location: Richmond
Her mother is better looking than she is.
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WalkByFaith
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:26 pm Reply with quote
dumbfuck lol Joined: 25 Feb 2008 Posts: 281
I know I'm not beautiful, but I really don't like the way Carly looks, and mostly it has to do with the way she dresses I think. She needs some style, and I am not a fan of her tattoo either.
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nottawanabe
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:22 pm Reply with quote
Amy Davis Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 110 Location: up your ass
I just HATE her. She will never be successful because she brings NOTHING interesting to any of her performances. I find myself disliking every single musical choice she makes in each of her songs. It's just boring, weakly conceived drivel upon boring weakly conceived drivel. She sucks because there's nothing unique or compelling about her whatsoever.

Lesson to everyone not to think that an Irish girl can't be as much of a useless bot as a bimbo from California.
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smarterthanpickler
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:30 pm Reply with quote
I Run This Joint! Joined: 08 Aug 2006 Posts: 13432 Location: In your head
I haven't been feeling CarlyPlant from the start. She has a good voice, but I hate the shrieking. But more than that, looks like a 37-year-old mother of four who used to be in the biz 15 years ago trying to make a come back, like Tiffany or something.

And MamaPlant looks way better and healthier than her. Carly seems cool enough, but also cursed. SOMETHING'S going to go wrong.
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lunareclipse
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:35 pm Reply with quote
David Radford Joined: 04 Jun 2006 Posts: 1052 Location: Observatory in Texas
Carly looks older than her Mom. Sort of an 'Aunt Ida' or something going on. I can't stand that same face she makes every time she sings, it's distracting.

The song was boring and so was she.
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Insane
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:54 pm Reply with quote
Moderator Joined: 01 Feb 2007 Posts: 17732 Location: The VFTW Radio Show
I just saw her sing "I Drove All Night", and I think I've got this all wrapped up.

The good news about Carly - she can sing. She can really sing.

The bad news - she completely lacks the ability to connect to a song. When she sang the line "Woke you from your sleep to make love to you", it sounded more like "Walked in nonchalantly, reached under the covers, and gave you a cold, detached, handie".

She's the PlantBot.

Grade: B
Chances of elimination: Not a chance. We're stuck with her for a while.
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lil einstein
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:06 pm Reply with quote
mini e=mc2 Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 1344 Location: Quebeckistan
New reason to hate her. BITCH!

Quote:
# What has been your favorite "Idol" moment in the past six seasons?

When Sanjaya got voted off.


Brenna
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Schmevin
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:11 pm Reply with quote
Original Amanda Fan Joined: 22 May 2006 Posts: 2651 Location: Time Traveling
Where did that come from, lil einstein?
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American Oracle
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:11 pm Reply with quote
Juanita Barber Joined: 10 Apr 2007 Posts: 5740 Location: Near the Temple
Chris Labelle Holy shit! She didn't!

THIS MEANS WAR!!


Melinda
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smarterthanpickler
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:12 pm Reply with quote
I Run This Joint! Joined: 08 Aug 2006 Posts: 13432 Location: In your head
Where's that quote from? If she said that, IT'S WAR!!!
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lil einstein
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:13 pm Reply with quote
mini e=mc2 Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 1344 Location: Quebeckistan
Weekly Q&A from americanidol.com (contestant pages).

Sorry I was too outraged to source it. rolleyes
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LuckyBlackCat
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:14 pm Reply with quote
VFTW Band Member Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Posts: 2422
Now I REALLY hate that ugly bitch!

AO is right, this is war!
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Schmevin
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:17 pm Reply with quote
Original Amanda Fan Joined: 22 May 2006 Posts: 2651 Location: Time Traveling
Quote:
What's been your toughest obstacle in life?
My bad skin on my face.

Do you think the audition process was fair?
Yes, but some awesome voices went home and it breaks your heart.

What has been your favorite "Idol" moment in the past six seasons?
When Sanjaya got voted off.

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I would like to be tan. For one day. My skin is too fair and I burn easy.

How do you plan on differentiating yourself in the competition?
I'm the only tattooed girl or person. And I don't sing rock so I think it'll help me a lot.
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Insane
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:18 pm Reply with quote
Moderator Joined: 01 Feb 2007 Posts: 17732 Location: The VFTW Radio Show
Link to the blasphemous cuntrag's fighting words.

The gloves have come off, Carly. You asked for it, bitch! Antoiletta
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Smartie
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:18 pm Reply with quote
I Run This Joint! Joined: 02 Apr 2007 Posts: 28958 Location: Tarding for Normund & Jackie
lil einstein wrote:
New reason to hate her. BITCH!

Quote:
# What has been your favorite "Idol" moment in the past six seasons?

When Sanjaya got voted off.


Brenna
Oh Carly.......I liked you until you decided to torture Cyndi. And now THIS.

Right, this needs to be put on the main site. With a big red target on her face.
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o_o
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:19 pm Reply with quote
VFTW's Pimp Joined: 11 Mar 2007 Posts: 10872 Location: Canada
Antoiletta Antoiletta Antoiletta

Screw you, Carly Plant.

You're now on my hate list.
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lil einstein
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:19 pm Reply with quote
mini e=mc2 Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 1344 Location: Quebeckistan
She doesn't sing rock, right?

What's Heart? R&B?

ETA:

Quote:
You're now on my hate list.


You mean she wasn't before? Laugh


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American Oracle
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:19 pm Reply with quote
Juanita Barber Joined: 10 Apr 2007 Posts: 5740 Location: Near the Temple
Before we launch the missiles, we need to source this and confirm it's her words and not words some PR flack from Freemantle or some fantard put in her mouth.

I wouldn't have thought this stuck up sausage pusher would even have deigned to notice AI last year.


Simon
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smarterthanpickler
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:20 pm Reply with quote
I Run This Joint! Joined: 08 Aug 2006 Posts: 13432 Location: In your head
OK Fatso, for the first 107 pages of this thread we were gentle with you. Now, IT'S ON. Laugh
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American Oracle
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:21 pm Reply with quote
Juanita Barber Joined: 10 Apr 2007 Posts: 5740 Location: Near the Temple
Sourced and confirmed.

Ah well, she's done it now.

Oh, the humanity!

Missiles are winding up in the silos....


Randy
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