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| Smartie |
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 9:07 pm |
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Because the original thread is insanely big and bloated, we decided to push it aside like a frau would a small child if it meant getting to their favourite contestant a nanosecond faster.
So here's the all new thread. Play nice, no board wars, the VFTW Rules still apply here.
And to kick it off, our favourite current pack of frauen; Madam frauen.
They've tracked down the Twatter account of the nekkie model in the photoshoot with their pudgy lord and master for Details magazine.
Quote: I hope that Adam's fans can behave themselves… gee… he has some that are NUTS!!! Poor girl! She may not know what hit when her twitter blows up. Quote: Adam is working with professionals now. Please keep any correspondence classy and professional.
JMO. Quote: She seems professional and more into culture and the arts. She probably doesn't twitter
about her various modelling jobs publicly, which is a good thing professionally I think! So I hope she isn't put in that position by anyone twittering her!
She may not even be a fan of Adam's as she seems quite high class. See? Even frauen realise only low life trash tard for him! Quote: that).
Does somebody recall, when the idols were in Chicago?
And, yes, be nice in case you tweet....and be prepared that she may be the total pro and not really reveal all that much about him. Just saying.....looks like she has a pretty high flying career and she is not going to put that in limbo by rattling all kinds of private stuff.
So, be a tad careful here. I was hoping she would have tweeted something herself, but given that she did not, I am not going to ask.
Poor girl, I think she is has no clue what is going to hit her. And so the Madam frauen stampede and piss off more people. *makes popcorn* |
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| thefunnystone |
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 9:14 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
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| They're writing to her to find out more about the shoot? God, the Sparkle Cows will ruin Adam's career yet. Count on it. |
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| Starbuck |
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 9:36 pm |
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Harbinger of Death
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Drink every time a tard says classy.
There are pages on the Scary Boards debating whether or not they see a nipple.
Quote: me either..and I am looking VERY closely.
I think it's underneath her thumb...in any case...I just kind of wish we could see his mouth on it... |
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| MirandaDawn |
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:27 am |
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Bitch Macdonald
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WHY exactly do they want to see another womans nipple? And WHY do they want Madame to put his mouth on it?
Do they think the power of the Nipple might turn him straight? News Flash: Guys have nipples too. Its nothing Madame hasn't seen before. It's just they usually arent on big boobies, unless they belong to Madame himself, then they are on his big man boobies. |
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| Dr. Heckle - Ms. Hyde |
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 5:10 am |
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Amy Davis
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| I wonder if any of the frauen have shopped their heads onto the model's body yet? You know they won't be able to resist. |
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| Jillian02 |
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:35 am |
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Lisa Wilson
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So far on twitter they are being nice to her
and the ones on facebook are hilarious
The next pic on tard couldn't spell Kris' name right and another one is going as Adam for Halloween
Their reaction to a pic with a mustache
the tard that couldn't spell Kris' name right says that he looks like Kurt Russell on the pic below
The one below wants Adam to come to her spa
and a tard named Mandy had a "pleasant accident"
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| dafeedil |
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:18 am |
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Rex Goudie
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This is from allieiswired.com. Looks like a cow is straying from the herd:
Quote: No Comment Says:
October 19th, 2009 at 1:29 am
I am getting a bit of “Adam lash” - an acute straining of the neck and head by trying to follow along with changes in direction that Adam does and the subsequent drama. I am thinking of getting off the roller coaster and letting the youngsters have it to ride for their own. I don’t know if he really cares to have cougars as fans, probably not - I think he is going for the younger demo. (By the way -Pictures with a semi-nude male would have been more interesting. )
Good Luck Adam, I may save my iTunes and concert dollars for a nice retro group. Journey really has my attention right now with that new singer Arnel Pineda.
Another tard seems to think that since not everyone in America watches AI, Madame's spread in Details mag will make him known to the general public. You know, because EVERYONE reads Details magazine, don't they?
Quote: Carly Says:
October 19th, 2009 at 3:24 am
I thought this spread was brillant. Right now Adam is an unknown commodity to the world and a large segment of America. Guess what, a lot of people don’t watch American Idol. He needs to get his name out there and he needs to get it out there more than he has. I know a lot of the posters on this article are AI followers but guess what? Most of the country isn’t. Just because his fans and other fans scour the Internet for news doesn’t mean the average American does.
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| Mugsy |
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 1:00 pm |
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Craig Sharpe
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And the model twats back to the Sparkle Cows:
Quote: lonnekeengel What Details magazine shoot? Haven't worked for Details in over a year! And I have not met Adam Lambert....?
about 2 hours ago from web
Hahahaha! It's either a photochop, or the Sparkle Cows are bothering the wrong person. |
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| Smartie |
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 1:56 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
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Quote: Pictures with a semi-nude male would have been more interesting So she can pump out more slash?
eta - tard twat of the day
Quote: @adamlambert I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH I'M YOUR AND KRIS'S NUMBER 1 FAN PLEASE MARRY ME:)!!!!!!!!!! |
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| secret chat |
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:25 pm |
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Jason Castro
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I hope it IS the wrong person. I saw them obsessing on MJ's trying to figure out who it was. The fact that they think they can just go and contact someone working with him, or who they think worked with him is so fucking insane that I have no words, even though I've seen it all before. I love it. It couldn't be happening to a nicer guy
Also, for those wondering where the old thread is, don't worry - it's not gone, just archived:
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| Smartie |
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 11:19 pm |
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Random Madamfrau twats
Quote: Teri151988 @adamlambert Idol was the best thing that ever happened to you. I'm proud that overcame those trials with drugs etc). I love you much.  Quote: lynnlarae @adamlambert It's insane for me to anticipate your album so much! I'm needing a new soundtrack of my life:) Quote: pennilesspoet @adamlambert I think you're preaching to the choir, bb. You working w/ @ladygaga makes us all very happy and excited. Quote: Zynette @adamlambert whatever u pick, i'm SO ready to support for your entertainment! gimme gimme single, gimme single. peace and love <333 Quote: mariabintexas @adamlambert just bought TFM on iTunes. Thanks for such a masterful piece of work. Been a fan since your AI audition ep. I'm so happy for U! Quote: ORYGUN_GURL @adamlambert Adam a very special person, you are. It's okay. Don't be confused. God's taking care of you, Dear One. Good night. Praying 4U. all skeery frauen in their pix |
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| Mysterioso |
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:53 am |
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CUNT
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This thread will be pure gold.
I totally expect the Sparkle Cows to be the source of much entertainment for years to come. I was lucky/cursed enough to see them and photograph them up close and in person on the second date of the last Idol tour for VFTW, and Idletard (R.I.P.).
Many were former Claymates, but this Tard/Frau stalking of the Idols is looking to be epic in scope in the future.
MOO MOO! |
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| dafeedil |
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 6:46 am |
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Rex Goudie
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another cow leaving the herd
Quote: I was disappointed too. I was a big fan, but this shoot sort of took the shine off his star for me. I'm no prude, but there is a line between sexy and sleazy and I think he crossed it. He's not a kid, this must have met with his approval. I loved his super-sexy, unassuming, honest, gay boy next door self, but porn?--seems beneath him, makes him more ordinary. I thought he was classier. I wish him well, but I dunno, maybe I'll watch from the sidelines instead of the front row from now on
and another:
Quote: I pretty much share the sentiments of the previous poster. I think the shoot crossed the line from sexy to sleazy. Very disappointing
And from a male cow really delving deep into Madame's psyche (gay much?):
Quote: John Townsend says:
I don't think the photos in Details are sleazy at all. I think they are beautiful, artistic, and classy. They illustrate well one of the main points of the article, that Adam is a gay man who nonetheless finds women beautiful and recognizes and appreciates that women find him incredibly sexy. The fact that he remains fully dressed is perhaps his way of reminding viewers that that fantasy he creates in women's minds is theirs, not his. I love the tender, respectful way he is holding the women. His eyes are closed because his own fantasies lie elsewhere. The photos and article are getting people to rethink their ideas about sexuality and sexual orientation and that is all for the good. Brilliant move on Adam's part!
These tards are going to provide us with non-stop amusement. |
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| girlfrommars |
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 7:20 am |
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| Do the Gaspy frauen camp out/show up really early to venues? I just found out he's performing near me and I'm wondering whether it'd be a tard safari opportunity. |
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 7:53 am |
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Jason Castro
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Location: Seig Heil Adolph Lambert!!! !!!!eleventy!!!
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^^ I can't answer that except that they all seem kind of old, and based upon videos I've seen, the best bet would be to find out where they are meeting up to eat before the show.
In Madam news, the sparkle cows are now watching his crap singles chart position closer than the media were following Balloon Boy. I think they are freaking that it was hovering at #30 for a while and didn't shoot straight to #1, with President Obama, the Pope and Brian May making a joint suprise press conference declaring Adam as the second coming of Christ.
Some comments:
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Quote: Okay guys- IF this does go to #1 we need to trend
#BRIANMAYISTHESMARTESTMANALIVE!
lol. I just hope it does so all the people who said he was an old washed out rocker who doesn’t know shit can eat their words.
Quote: halfie: Still, I think there is considerable upside given how early it is. For that matter, even the East Coast is only now stumbling into work and powering up their computers.
Some of us are still stumbling in general. Hell, did YOU get any sleep last night?!!
Quote: Brian May is a genius – but we already knew that – he IS an astrophysicist. Who better to understand the mysterious power of Comet Adam?
And speaking of Gene Simmons – I bet he approves of the Details spread . . NOT THAT IT EFFING MATTERS WHAT HE THINKS!
And I like the Details photos – Adam is beautiful but I do wish that they had chosen a model that weighs more than 87 pounds.
Quote: Personally I dont give shitsquat what happened to Crush, Cook, Archuletta and all the Idol alumni centuries ago.
Today is 20th October 2009, Adam Lambert has a new single out, he’s doing well on itunes so far, even for a day, great news to my ears. People are buying!
Quote: My friend has a poster of a real high res Adam concert pic someone had blown up for her at walmart. She has it tied up neatly with a bow. She keeps saying she is going to hang it above her bed, but her husband isn’t too thrilled with that idea, lol.
ETA :
Quote: The Wall Street Journal blog put up the links to TfM and Aerosmith’s “Don’t Want to Miss a Thing”. I just listened to the two songs and, although I adore Steve Perry, Adam’s vocals on TfM are just at a different level.
Quote: suebrody
Maybe perez wants in on the Adam action? I don’t know about Rickey, but I don’t care, b/c he’s a douche. Oddly, Brian Mansfield hasn’t weighed in and I tweeted him a couple of times. I guess I’m gonna have to check in here about, like, every 5 minutes.
ETA: Season 9?! Is there going to be a S9? lol (I’m worn out from S8, never mind S7 with Cookie. Gah.)
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Quote: suebrody
Brian Mansfield is not an Adam fan, and his bloggers really dislike Adam (I mean, it’s pretty pathetic, which is why I never post there anymore). He has yet to weigh in on Adam’s song, and he had tweeted (not DM’ed, tweeted) that he wouldn’t comment on it till he had heard the whole song. Which he has. And unlike pretty much everyone else has remained silent. Either he really doesn’t like it or really doesn’t care or both.
ADAM STORM INDEED. Who needs Mansfield?
Quote: I don’t see where Matt tweeted Adam, nor any other idols.
Well a week ago, or something (time is moving fast these days) Michael Tweeted congratulating Adam on TfM when the clip first leaked, or with the trailer with Adam’s music. I think Allison also that Tweeted something saying something nice about TfM. I think. But that’s about it.
Quote: Twitter has hit the wall – over capacity – another indication of the Adam storm!? |
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| wickedlydark |
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:52 pm |
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A Ha!
I haven't been able to reply for a couple of days... not sure why.
Smartie - I'm sad to see IT gone. But I'm sure this thread will fulfill my need to see the Sparkle Cows in all their glory!
The Details magazine shoot is sure bringing out some loonies as well. |
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| FenderBender |
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:12 pm |
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Hey Lambcows,
SUCK IT!!!!! |
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| welcome to the tardhouse |
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:14 pm |
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Amy Davis
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Good grief tards are silly. There are plenty of fashion forums that will ID any professional model quickly if you just ask. Instead they picked a model with a passing resemblence and determined she was The Chosen One whose vagina was close to Madam.
Now, if you want a good laugh, go to the iTunes store where Time For Miracles is currently hanging at #11 despite being pimped heavily on the front page. Sort the reviews by "most critical" and marvel at how non-tards are reacting to Madam's lamefest. Meanwhile the Glitter Cows are very upset that he's not lording over GaGa and Miley yet:
Quote: The other thing I noticed (and maybe it is better organized on some of his other sites), but his fans do not seem very organized. I have not heard about gifting campaigns or listening parties in the streets - instead them seem intent on tearing each other down and being provocative. There is no unity - no sense of purpose other than ego - their own ego and riding rather Adam's significant burgeoning ego.
That's what Madam needs. A STREET TEAM!!!11!11 I also love the throw-away about Adam's significantly burgeoning ego
Meanwhile here is the kind of tard screed we know and love:
Quote: ~ Adam Lambert, the brilliant strategist~
Thank you for propelling yourself in a myriad of guises, each one either endearing, provocative, intelligent, or artistic. I have never experienced another artisan of any kind, whom is capable of engaging so many of my senses, whether on a daily basis, nor en-masse. You entrance the media, swooping down and suddenly ascending so high that they don’t know what’s hit them. You will remain in the headlines as you always embrace change and take calculated and daring risks. Only Madonna comes to mind when I think of this aspect of your being. Not one single person, male or female also share your amazing vocal prowess, paired with your visual and theatrical abilities, naturally good looks, and indelible, generous personality.
You ability to eavesdrop into my brain. gleaning my musical tastes in which to enrich and beautify is beyond belief. You have so diligently crafted such tantalizing treats for me to slowly devour, keeping me sated, no matter what emotional or musical slant I was craving at the time. I keep coming back for more and more. Not everyone is looking for a multi-faceted celebrity, but for me you are perfect as I crave change. You are a human banquet.
I adore your photographical genius. Whether you are donning cutting edge or startling ensembles, draped over a nude female model, or stunning me with your perfect face, hair and body, I am mesmerized. I am buzzing at the thought of what you could captivate me with in the future. This is all so tame compared to some of your musical videos, yet the thought of what might be is electrifying. Your Yin and Yang sides are so perfectly balanced, it blows me away. I have never seen this perfect symmetry matched by any other man or woman, nor seen the sexes so universal in the praises of one very hot and current man.
For you, nothing is unattainable, nothing too contemporary or classic. It’s all in the mix. The best artists the world has to offer in all your chosen fields, happily share their expertise, proudly praising you in unison. Others clamor towards you like fireflies, awaiting your golden nod of approval.
Your intuitive decisions are so accurate, they are beyond comprehension. You tease the masses with unexpected choices; and leave people reeling with delight and wonder.
You have annihilated any boundaries with your artistic mastery. It is a blur as it always was, yet many are too self-absorbed to see, and will never experience this glorious epiphany.
Your ablility to travel at lightning speed, with precision direction and timing is like some kind of laser light, teasing us to guess just where you will land for a fleeting moment, before you beam your presence to exactly where it is needed next. To witness and share your awesome journey is indeed a once-in-a-lifetime privilege.
1. If he's eavesdropping in your brain, you need help
2. I think she confused fireflies and moths
3. THERE ARE NO BOUNDARIEEEEEEEZ! |
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:20 pm |
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Quote: I adore your photographical genius. Was the author L Anne because clearly that cow doesn't understand how photoshoots work Like Madam has ANY control over this shit.
He twatted Lady Gaga gave him one of her reject songs. Wow, how fucking edgy, being a Lady Gaga clone is SO OUT THERE and ORIGINAL  |
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| dafeedil |
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:02 pm |
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Rex Goudie
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^If Madame becomes the next "Lord Gaga", surely hilarity will ensue, x1,000. That, in my book, will be a , that asshole dressed up like some kind of fucking Gaga wannabe moron. Oh, wait, he already dresses like a fucking Gaga wannabe moron.
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