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ItsMeDeb
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:11 pm Reply with quote
I Run This Joint! Joined: 20 May 2006 Posts: 21865
Final 2:





Whoops...




Same shit, different year.
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Smartie
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:12 pm Reply with quote
I Run This Joint! Joined: 02 Apr 2007 Posts: 27278 Location: Herding tard talk back to GC
*yawns* is it over yet?
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MeganTard
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:14 pm Reply with quote
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It ain't over until the fucking ridiculous AdamTards have a complete fucking meltdown.
VFTW Victory
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Cinemaniac86
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:19 pm Reply with quote
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How will each fanbase react if their pick loses?

Glamfrauen: They will swear to never watching EVAR GIAN! They will deem Kris as the worst winner of all time, and swear to avenge him by halting his record sales however possible.

Allenation: They'll say "meh" and be content with second, since he was against all odds (that's not a cue, Ramiele).

Kradamites: They shall orgasm all night long and not bother voting. This is their sex.

Conclusion: The biggest joy of Kris potentially winning is the unraveling of these deluded fucks who think he is our generation's Freddie Mercury.
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Smartie
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:26 pm Reply with quote
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Guess which other useless failure of a contestant is going to the finale out of desperation (other than Hobbit) because they have NOTHING else going on? No, not Constantine, although I bet he goes too.
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TheDannyNoriega Off to the studio I go! Be care if you're going out tonight people.. earthquakes are taking over LA<3
Yes that's right, he's going. And he just dropped the laptop tards gave him so don't be surprised if you see him holding up a sign that says PLEASE SEND MONEY.

He should sit in the pathetic section, along with every other Idol contestant and Pastor Rolex.
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Cinemaniac86
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:30 pm Reply with quote
Rex Goudie Joined: 26 Feb 2008 Posts: 523 Location: Kara's Math Class.
^Laugh. Constantshit probably thinks a Tony nom makes him too good for this show.

Perhaps Adam's shrieking will cause an earthquake to rip the Nokia in half. Please let Kara fall in.

So, song spoilers are out. I just edited my post in the spoilers thread. Am I allowed to say them here?
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RiddleMe98
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:30 pm Reply with quote
Gaspy Archuleta Joined: 17 Feb 2009 Posts: 883 Location: Mourning Pauler's Departure
He probably camped out for tickets...Hilarious that he couldn't go to the finale on his own season but they will let him in this year... They need a better screening system... Laugh
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ohsnap
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:33 pm Reply with quote
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Quote:
TheDannyNoriega Off to the studio I go! Be care if you're going out tonight people.. earthquakes are taking over LA<3


So let me get this straight - Danny couldn't go to the finale last year (the year he was actually on the show) but NOW he is able to score tickets?
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Beatletard
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:33 pm Reply with quote
Fake Rocker w/ Goat Vibrato Joined: 17 May 2009 Posts: 16 Location: in your dreams
Just please, don't let Adam and Kris come out in BOXING ATTIRE like what happened last year.
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Smartie
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:37 pm Reply with quote
I Run This Joint! Joined: 02 Apr 2007 Posts: 27278 Location: Herding tard talk back to GC
Idol always needs seat warmers. And ushers.

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BlakeLewis@TheRealJordin mucho love to you miss Speezy!
Laugh desperate
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ItsMeDeb
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:37 pm Reply with quote
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Cinemaniac86 wrote:
So, song spoilers are out. I just edited my post in the spoilers thread. Am I allowed to say them here?


Of course.
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rraws
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:42 pm Reply with quote
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Kris is gonna get thrown under the bus...bus then backups. Traffic light breaks and 10 more buses run over him all topped off with Adam taking a dump on his face. Laugh Laugh ...oh did I mention Adam will get pimped yet again
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Cinemaniac86
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:44 pm Reply with quote
Rex Goudie Joined: 26 Feb 2008 Posts: 523 Location: Kara's Math Class.
Sweet.

So Fullershit chose "A Change Is Gonna Come" for Adam and "What's Going On?" for Kris.

AI gets in on political agendas. Meanwhile, somewhere far from the Nokia, Batshytesha Mercado cries that gay rights are stealing thunder from her musical civil rights.
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ohsnap
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:49 pm Reply with quote
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I have a strong feeling that Kris is going to win. I think the pimping backlash is going strike tonight - Katy Perry's cape sealed his fate.
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DhaniCauldwell
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:56 pm Reply with quote
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Please let someone fall off the stage. Mikalah
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MeganTard
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 6:01 pm Reply with quote
LaKisha Jones Joined: 22 Mar 2009 Posts: 175 Location: in ur computr
Yes, they managed to make it even lamer than last year's opener!
VFTW Victory
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Dahl87
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 6:02 pm Reply with quote
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so.. do we get two nights of performances and then a dragged out results show on thursday.....?
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Smartie
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 6:02 pm Reply with quote
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DhaniCauldwell wrote:
Please let someone fall off the stage. Mikalah
Scott?
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RiddleMe98
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 6:03 pm Reply with quote
Gaspy Archuleta Joined: 17 Feb 2009 Posts: 883 Location: Mourning Pauler's Departure
Oh Camyrn in the audience... Wake Up Glambert is Fat... (dunno how many actually read her book) Laugh
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thefunnystone
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 6:03 pm Reply with quote
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The judges look particularly orange tonight. Kara's makeup looks horrid.

OH GOD CUNTY IN THE AUDIENCE, I"M BLIND!
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