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| ItsMeDeb |
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:11 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
Joined: 20 May 2006
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Final 2:
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Same shit, different year. |
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| Smartie |
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:12 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
Joined: 02 Apr 2007
Posts: 27274
Location: Herding tard talk back to GC
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| MeganTard |
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:14 pm |
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LaKisha Jones
Joined: 22 Mar 2009
Posts: 175
Location: in ur computr
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It ain't over until the fucking ridiculous AdamTards have a complete fucking meltdown.
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| Cinemaniac86 |
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:19 pm |
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Rex Goudie
Joined: 26 Feb 2008
Posts: 522
Location: Kara's Math Class.
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How will each fanbase react if their pick loses?
Glamfrauen: They will swear to never watching EVAR GIAN! They will deem Kris as the worst winner of all time, and swear to avenge him by halting his record sales however possible.
Allenation: They'll say "meh" and be content with second, since he was against all odds (that's not a cue, Ramiele).
Kradamites: They shall orgasm all night long and not bother voting. This is their sex.
Conclusion: The biggest joy of Kris potentially winning is the unraveling of these deluded fucks who think he is our generation's Freddie Mercury. |
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| Smartie |
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:26 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
Joined: 02 Apr 2007
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Location: Herding tard talk back to GC
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Guess which other useless failure of a contestant is going to the finale out of desperation (other than Hobbit) because they have NOTHING else going on? No, not Constantine, although I bet he goes too.
Quote: TheDannyNoriega Off to the studio I go! Be care if you're going out tonight people.. earthquakes are taking over LA<3 Yes that's right, he's going. And he just dropped the laptop tards gave him so don't be surprised if you see him holding up a sign that says PLEASE SEND MONEY.
He should sit in the pathetic section, along with every other Idol contestant and Pastor Rolex. |
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| Cinemaniac86 |
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:30 pm |
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Rex Goudie
Joined: 26 Feb 2008
Posts: 522
Location: Kara's Math Class.
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^ . Constantshit probably thinks a Tony nom makes him too good for this show.
Perhaps Adam's shrieking will cause an earthquake to rip the Nokia in half. Please let Kara fall in.
So, song spoilers are out. I just edited my post in the spoilers thread. Am I allowed to say them here? |
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| RiddleMe98 |
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:30 pm |
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Gaspy Archuleta
Joined: 17 Feb 2009
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Location: Mourning Pauler's Departure
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He probably camped out for tickets...Hilarious that he couldn't go to the finale on his own season but they will let him in this year... They need a better screening system...  |
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| ohsnap |
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:33 pm |
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Anthony Suckorov
Joined: 22 May 2006
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Quote: TheDannyNoriega Off to the studio I go! Be care if you're going out tonight people.. earthquakes are taking over LA<3
So let me get this straight - Danny couldn't go to the finale last year (the year he was actually on the show) but NOW he is able to score tickets? |
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| Beatletard |
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:33 pm |
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Fake Rocker w/ Goat Vibrato
Joined: 17 May 2009
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| Just please, don't let Adam and Kris come out in BOXING ATTIRE like what happened last year. |
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| Smartie |
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:37 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
Joined: 02 Apr 2007
Posts: 27274
Location: Herding tard talk back to GC
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Idol always needs seat warmers. And ushers.
Quote: BlakeLewis@TheRealJordin mucho love to you miss Speezy! desperate |
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| ItsMeDeb |
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:37 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
Joined: 20 May 2006
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Cinemaniac86 wrote: So, song spoilers are out. I just edited my post in the spoilers thread. Am I allowed to say them here?
Of course. |
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| rraws |
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:42 pm |
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Briana Ramirez-Rial
Joined: 17 Nov 2008
Posts: 228
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Kris is gonna get thrown under the bus...bus then backups. Traffic light breaks and 10 more buses run over him all topped off with Adam taking a dump on his face. ...oh did I mention Adam will get pimped yet again |
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| Cinemaniac86 |
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:44 pm |
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Rex Goudie
Joined: 26 Feb 2008
Posts: 522
Location: Kara's Math Class.
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Sweet.
So Fullershit chose "A Change Is Gonna Come" for Adam and "What's Going On?" for Kris.
AI gets in on political agendas. Meanwhile, somewhere far from the Nokia, Batshytesha Mercado cries that gay rights are stealing thunder from her musical civil rights. |
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| ohsnap |
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:49 pm |
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Anthony Suckorov
Joined: 22 May 2006
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| I have a strong feeling that Kris is going to win. I think the pimping backlash is going strike tonight - Katy Perry's cape sealed his fate. |
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| DhaniCauldwell |
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:56 pm |
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Craig Sharpe
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 700
Location: Putting on my armor to get ready to go into battle against the fundies!
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Please let someone fall off the stage.  |
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| MeganTard |
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 6:01 pm |
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LaKisha Jones
Joined: 22 Mar 2009
Posts: 175
Location: in ur computr
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Yes, they managed to make it even lamer than last year's opener!
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| Dahl87 |
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 6:02 pm |
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Annoying Screechy Diva
Joined: 21 Jan 2009
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| so.. do we get two nights of performances and then a dragged out results show on thursday.....? |
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| Smartie |
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 6:02 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
Joined: 02 Apr 2007
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Location: Herding tard talk back to GC
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DhaniCauldwell wrote: Please let someone fall off the stage.  Scott? |
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| RiddleMe98 |
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 6:03 pm |
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Gaspy Archuleta
Joined: 17 Feb 2009
Posts: 883
Location: Mourning Pauler's Departure
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Oh Camyrn in the audience... Wake Up Glambert is Fat... (dunno how many actually read her book)  |
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| thefunnystone |
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 6:03 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
Joined: 20 May 2006
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Location: Causing Trouble
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The judges look particularly orange tonight. Kara's makeup looks horrid.
OH GOD CUNTY IN THE AUDIENCE, I"M BLIND! |
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