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< American Idol: Seasons 1-8 ~ Joanna Pacitti - She's been CUT - HOHANNA IS OFF IDOL |
| Crash |
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:30 pm |
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Leah Labelle
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Oh, now this is just the lowest of the low.
She hawked Walmart.
Quote: Regardless of how rural or remote a consumer’s habitat is, “fashion has become a common thread through music and television and Hollywood,” Ms. Stuckey added. What a Wal-Mart show in Times Square signals, she said, is “the democratization of fashion,” a shift away from the concerns of the 15 people for whom Olivier Theyskens is a household name to those of Americans like Joanna, the young pop singer hired by Wal-Mart to sing her current hit on the rooftop at Times Square Studios.
“I come from a blue-collar family,” said Joanna, who grew up as Joanna Pacitti in a row house in Philadelphia, where her father owns a barbershop. Pausing for a moment after she had belted out “Let It Slide,” against a backdrop of neon billboards advertising Coca-Cola, GMC and Geico, Ms. Pacitti said, “Wal-Mart clothes are relatable to me.”
Caption: "Walmart struts its stuff atop Times Square while Joanna sings."
ETA: Walmart just announced that it signed a deal to distribute the first performances from the new album of...DAVID COOK.
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| Crash |
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:48 pm |
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Leah Labelle
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snot rag wrote: HOLY SHIT, you guys. She was in another production of Annie in Raleigh, NC, in 1997 with....wait for it....
Clay Aiken. Someone posted a youtube video here, but it's gone now. I know there's a Claymate out there who has it.
I'm not a Claymate, but I found this video here. |
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| o_o |
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:03 pm |
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She's the Shitson of this year, except hotter, American, and she can sing better.
She was still signed in July 2007, has been featured on 5 different movie soundtracks, has 22,000+ friends on MySpace, and a bit of a cult following. Her CD debuted at #31 on the Billboard Heatseekers chart.
Apparently Fergie co-wrote a song on her album, and so did Scott Cutler. Scott Cutler co-wrote Just Missed The Train which was on CarlyPlant's album. Shelly Peiken co-wrote the song that Joanna sang that's going to be on Britney's album. Shelly also wrote a song for Kimberly Locke...
I'm looking forward to mocking Joplanta Pashitti. I wonder if she knew she'd show up on AI, which is why she went as just "Joanna" when signed, so no name change would be required when she showed up on AI to hide her past.
Quote: Joanna Pacitti's story has all the makings of a fairy tale. She was born on October 6, 1984 to Stella and Joseph Pacitti. Her father operated his own barbershop downstairs from where the family lived in the suburbs of Philadelphia. Singing and entertainment interests were apparent in Joanna early on. At the age of 5, she began singing to the customers in her father's shop. They would give her tips and she liked to call it her "Saturday Gig." Her mother recognized her natural talent and enrolled her in dance classes. She quickly excelled and began competing in local talent and dance competitions. When she was 11 years old, the local Macys Department store was sponsoring a contest for the 20th Anniversary Annie. Broadway was searching for a star and Macys was conducting this search in 5 different cities to find the cast. This would be a 4 million-dollar decision and ABC's Turning Point was following the quest. Joanna went to the contest and ended up being chosen over thousands of girls as Broadway's new Annie.
Joanna starred in 106 performances with the National Tour. She obtained rave reviews and vast press coverage. Two weeks before the show was to land on Broadway, she became ill with bronchitis. She returned to find she had been replaced by her understudy. When the decision was announced to the public, there was shock and disbelief. Andrea Mcardle, who was the original Broadway Annie, made her opinion clear by publicly boycotting the show and remarking that "clearly talent was not a factor in this decision, it was crazy adults acting desperately."
The firing became national news and generated lots of publicity. Some believe this was the intention of the producers who made the decision. However, most of the nation was on Joanna's side and supported her immensely. Television shows and newspaper articles were full of praises for Joanna. She was featured on shows such as Entertainment Tonight, American Journal, Sally, Leeza, and The Rosie O'Donnell Show. Rosie remarked that "with a voice like that, you are definitely going places". Although her heart was broken and done publicly, she did her best to keep her chin up. Just like the little red headed girl she portrayed, Joanna believed the sun would come out tomorrow.
Now at the age of 16, she has been signed to a production deal and is currently working on material for an upcoming pop album. (She's 28 now. Her album was released when she was 25/26. That means her album was being worked on for NEARLY TEN YEARS) Her positive attitude and happy demeanor are and inspiration to all who come in contact with her. Keep your eyes and ears posted. The sky is the limit for this rising star.
From a fan site.
Here's another...
Her album is selling for 3 cents on Amazon.  |
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| Snotty |
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:27 pm |
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Crash wrote: I'm not a Claymate, but I found this video here. That's the one! And here is a video of her in the Wizard of Oz. She sounds kinda Wookie-ish. Shouty vibrato. |
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| o_o |
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:39 pm |
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| purpledarklighter |
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:44 pm |
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Kevin Covais
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| Gawd she gets plantier and plantier by the second... I thought they'd learn a lesson by the rating loss of last season...AI8 is gonna tank badly. |
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| sunshine8503 |
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:44 pm |
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Suck it, Bitches!
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What a planty bitch. Already hate her. |
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| Snotty |
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 2:11 pm |
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This video is kind of weird, but at the beginning they hold up the NY Post with Joanna on the cover.
Lawsuite! |
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| orphananniesucks |
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 2:44 pm |
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Annoying Screechy Diva
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| She's also now dating one of the professional dancers from Dancing with the Stars, one that was involved in a VERY high-profile romance with his celebrity partner from two seasons ago. I would type his name, but that would give them more notoriety than necessary, and exactly what she's looking for ... having posted plenty of cozy pics of them all over Facebook ... to the utter dismay of many of his fans who thought he was getting back together with said celebrity partner/girlfriend this summer. |
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| Smartie |
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 2:46 pm |
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| Oh no please do type his name, anything that helps us dig up more dirt! |
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| orphananniesucks |
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 2:48 pm |
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Annoying Screechy Diva
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I don't want it to pop up in a google search. LOL!
But here's the best hint. His dad was on the show this season and was partnered with the contestant who is still pictured on this website's homepage.  |
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| Smartie |
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 2:51 pm |
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Mark Ballas. Was that so hard?
Famous Hookups
Quote: Where and/or how did Joanna Pacitti and Mark Ballas meet?
They met in North Carolina while Mark was training Kristi Yamaguchi. |
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| JohnnyDrama |
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 3:01 pm |
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PaPa Fuck B**bs
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Wow!! This plant makes Cunty look like a seedling!  |
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| Kazyan |
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 3:11 pm |
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Craig Sharpe
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| Holy shit. If Carly is a plant, this girl is a fucking Sequoia tree. |
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| blondie74 |
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 3:12 pm |
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Annoying Screechy Diva
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Smartie wrote: Mark Ballas. Was that so hard?
Famous Hookups
Quote: Where and/or how did Joanna Pacitti and Mark Ballas meet?
They met in North Carolina while Mark was training Kristi Yamaguchi.
first time poster here! Wasn't the cheetah girl away when he was traing w/Kristi inNC????? Sounds like there is more to the story than we know! so, she is a plant and trashy?!?!?! |
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| Bibulus |
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 3:45 pm |
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yes i already hate her but if she did sing a song from Annie at the audition all would be forgiven and I'd vote for her.
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| Crash |
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:29 pm |
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Leah Labelle
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IIRC, Cheetah girl went to India for awhile with her cheetah sisters and her and Mark agreed to separate at that time. It was at the end of her DWTS season.
So, I don't think we can blame their breakup on JoPlanta PaCunty. |
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| she_is_so_random |
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:52 pm |
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| She seems a little older than what I thought they'd be looking for this season. I figured a Miley clone would take the title. You know.....someone who is like OMG!11!! 17. |
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| RaptorJesus69 |
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:03 pm |
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| She hasn't passed the Hollywood round right. Pacitti and Smithson have one thing in common. They were both failures. |
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| Crash |
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:16 pm |
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Leah Labelle
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RaptorJesus69 wrote: She hasn't passed the Hollywood round right. Pacitti and Smithson have one thing in common. They were both failures.
But only one of them walked the Red Carpet of the 33rd Annual People's Choice Awards.
was there that night, too. I wonder if she introduced herself to him?
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