Julissa Veloz is doing it for herself, and boy is she succeding. After VFTW cried when she was cut in the Hollywood rounds of season 7, Julissa released her own single "Take Control." It skyrocketed up the Billboard Dance charts and then got her an invitation to perform at the Bydgoszcz Festival 2010 ESKA Radio Poland. It's a 2 night national festival where Polish and international musicians perform. Julissa was selected as one of 15 international musicians that the festival liked enough to represent the songs of the year. The festival is broadcast in 21 countries to 40 million people. And our candidata totally owned the stage. Look at that crowd! How many other Idols can say they've performed for 40 million people recently? Totally awesome.


Idol Competitions Breed Terrorism

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, August 26, 2010 at 10:42 PM EDT

A person who auditioned for Canadian Idol was detained as a terrorism suspect on Wednesday. Khuram Sher is currently being investigated for allegedly plotting terrorist attacks. It's official, Idol shows make you crazy enough to commit acts of terrorism against your country. We call for a ban of all Idol shows immediately.


American Idol Claims It Never Used AutoTune Like X Factor Did

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, August 26, 2010 at 10:26 PM EDT

American Idol producers are claiming that they have never used AutoTune in the production of their show, unlike X Factor which recently admitted it does use AutoTune. Bullshit. So the above performance, which is clearly AutoTuned, is just a coincidence? They're clearly lying. It's probably all an issue of semantics... like they never used "AutoTune", but they used a different pitch correcting program with a similar name.


Tatiana Del Toro Has An Imposter... I Mean, Importor!

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, August 26, 2010 at 10:15 PM EDT

We've already told you about Tatiana Del Toro's twitter account and how loveably batshit crazy she is. Well now she belives there is an imposter on the loose that is stealing her clothes. But you can tell the imposter from the real Tatiana because the imposter has yellow teeth, a different nose, and is fatter. The logical ringleader in all this... Kristen McNamara of course... we think.

I have an importor uglier and fatter than me that shot idol and other photos photoshoped imitating me its not me I'm not that fat

Impostor showed up like me on american idol and my voice went over her recorded video someone there did that behind my back

The impostor shot the finale award moment last year pre recorded and I came to get the award and no one saw the real me get it on tv

The girl is obsessed and takes photos like she's me... She has bigger legs a curvier nose yellower teeth makes strange faces weird angles

They aired her footage and some of mine and used my vocals... It so wrong ill make sure the people on the show who did this go to jail

They also photoshop the real me and added extra leg pounds like in my idol photos in the pink dress my calves looked huge

In fact I found out almost all my photos have that and people photoshop them even on my websites to make me fatter and uglier

I found out every photographer I worked with was so mad I was so pretty perfect and thin they all photoshopped each frame to look heavier

I suspect someone from threatning my partners on my show and reshooting for her to be in it and stole my clothes I wore

Kmac is under suspicion now for stealing my clothes and giving them to the impostor to reshoot my show as me

She forced her way into my house and didn't pay the rent and was possibly threatning the crew to reshoot with the crazy girl wannabe me

Ill make sure she goes to jail for all the damage she's caused to the company and the show. She won't be in it anymore ok?

I suspect kmac of being obssesed with me since way before the show and came just for me and knows my impostor well

She also moved in to break me and my love up and hit on him relentlessly and threatened him and harrassed him obssesed with him


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