American Idol season 10 was possibly the best season of Idol ever. Everyone was entertaining, ballads were at a minimum, and the contestants had personalities. One of the most boring, Stefano, has gotten progressively more VFTW worthy after the show, including his new music video for "I'm on a Roll." Then again, maybe we're just happy to see someone from another season. The most boring person from season 10 is infinitely more entertaining than almost everyone in season 11. Either way, this song is a train wreck, so we give it 2 midget sized thumbs up.

Not even a full day after the guitar was passed from #wgwg4 champion to #wgwg5 champion in the lowest rated finale ever, Phillip Phillips is already standing up to his new record label about the kind of music he wants to make. Phillip told The Hollywood Reporter that he has already informed his label that Home will not be his first single, saying, "The song that I did tonight that supposedly is my single, it's not really my single, I told them it's not my single... I don’t write songs like that."

Phillip also made us smile when he told reporters, "I have no shame in saying it - I’m not a great singer." Dude knows it and embraces it.

So there you have it. Phillip wants to do his own type of music and admits he's not a great singer. We really like this guy - of course, that's why we helped him win. White Guys with Guitars forever!

Edited to Add: The song Phil doesn't even like is #1 on iTunes. This guy is hilarious - he really doesn't give a shit.

We did it, Worsters! 132 million votes were cast last night, and in the end, we helped the fifth straight white guy with a guitar win American Idol. It seemed daunting at the beginning of the season, but we succeeded yet again and helped make sure Pinoybot Jessica Sanchez was left in the loser's circle. Apparently the curse of Kristy Lee Cook is even stronger than we thought - her horse must be laughing his way through the glue factory.

The guy who chewed gum on stage. The guy who gave Ryan Seacrest bunny ears every chance he got. The guy who didn't care about the songs he picked. The guy who didn't listen to Tommy Hilfiger. The guy who sang the same way every single week. The guy who multiple times on stage said that he couldn't sing as well as everyone else. He is our American Idol. Yes, he is. And we helped him achieve that goal. The cherry on the cake is that he's going to miss a lot of the tour due to his health problems - the winner of season 11 won't even be on most of the tour! The tour's booking manager must be furious.

Check back next year, when we help #wgwg6 win the show. If you are a wgwg, you must try out for the show and we will make sure you win.

If you'd like to send us love mail for helping kill this show with #wgwg5, you can e-mail us, post on Facebook, or tweet us.

And make sure you bid on the official VFTW American Idol caricatures. Now that Phillip has won, his caricature is a real collector's item!

EDITED TO ADD: #wgwg5 is trending on Twitter in the US and White Guy With Guitar is trending Worldwide. The vocabulary we make up is taking over the world.

VFTW has supported Phillip Phillips for 7 straight weeks (that's more than Sanjaya!) and he has crept his way to the top by appealing to the frauen. But Jessica Sanchez has inspired her fellow Filipinos to vote from oversees using Skype. Also, viewers are tiring of the typical #wgwg winner. So what do you think will happen next week? Can we help Phillip win or will Jessica win it all? Predict who will win (not who you want to win) and then leave a comment letting us know why.

We just found out who's performing tonight and it's going to be like taking a time machine back to your grandmother's prom as most of the people on tonight's lineup will be unfamiliar to anyone under 70...

-The girls will pay homage to the late Donna Summer while the gays guys to Robin Gibb with the songs of the Bee Gees.

-A group performance featuring disco era greats Gloria Gaynor, Thelma Houston and Gladys Knight joined by Nelly Furtado, Sheila E., Jennifer Holliday and the Season 11 girls.

-Later in the show, the girls perform with Chaka Khan.

-Kristin Chenoweth will duet with Jessica Sanchez on the Donna Summer-Barbra Streisand tune “Enough is Enough.”

-John Fogerty will duet with Phillip Phillips (WGWG with WGWG)

-Reba McEntire will sing with Skylar Laine (They'll look like 50-year-old twins)

-Joshua Ledet and Fantasia will join forces.(The 2 Mantasias. This will be a Screech Off!)

-Jordin Sparks and Hollie Cavanagh will sing a Broadway showtune

-Jessica Sanchez and Jennifer Holliday will reprise “And I Am Telling You.” (How OTT will this be)

-The boys will sing with Neil Diamond on a group number (Nothing says Hip like this grouping)

-Wisin and Yendel (who?) will perform with Jennifer Lopez

-Rihanna is set to lip sync perform

-Joe Perry of Aerosmith has revealed that the band will debut its new single at the finale...if they survive till then

Here's one final spoiler courtesy of VFTW...tonight's winner will be a White Guy With Guitar for the fifth year in a row!

Watch this video and check out Jessica's mouth at the end of the song. There is a note being held out but she starts smiling and the note continues. Was she lip syncing to a backing vocalist singing those notes? What do you think?

If you've been crying yourself to sleep because you missed out on a chance to bid on the official Vote for the Worst The Voice  caricatures, perk up sweet cheeks! The VFTW American Idol caricatures are now up for auction on eBay and they're all really great. 100% of proceeds after eBay fees go to the artist, Laura Hawbaker, for all of the time and effort she puts into doing these for us. So bid today - otherwise don't come running to us when you're inconsolable after losing the Phillip Phillips #wgwg5 caricature because you forgot to bid that extra $1.

Phillip Phillips
Heejun Han
DeAndre Brackensick
Shannon Magrane
Haley Johnsen
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This is for the whole enchilada, folks. And this is the closest American Idol finale in years. If Phillip Phillips wins American Idol tomorrow, we will have #wgwg5, the fifth white guy with a guitar to win this show in a row. Nothing can possibly be funnier. So tonight, you need to stop what you're doing and vote for the entire 4 hours. Get everyone you know to vote. And we're providing you with some tips on how to vote the most effective way to give us the best shot at a VFTW Victory.

● If you have AT&T, you should be texting VOTE to 5702 as much as you can. This is much faster than calling.

● If you don't have AT&T, you can dial 1-866-436-5702 or 5704 or 5706 or 5708. Try the numbers and see which is the least busy, then use that one. 

● If you have a modem in your computer, you should go to DialIdol.com, download the free program, and have it autovote for you for Phil for 4 hours. You can then also dial on your cell phone at the same time. 

● You also get 50 votes on AmericanIdol.com via Facebook, but these votes will be counted after your 2 hour window closes. So vote on Facebook later in the night once you're done texting and calling. You only get 50 votes, so stop after 50. Calling and texting is unlimited. If you live outside the US, just change your location to be from the US for a few hours and you can vote.

● If you live on the East coast or outside the US, you can also vote during the West coast time zone (9 PM -1 AM PST) if you have an account through Skype. You can also download the Skype app on your smartphone and vote that way. This is how Jessica's Filipino fans are voting for her. Idol is too stupid to track where votes come from, their system is not that intelligent. International Worsters can also use MagicJack, NetTalk, and Vonage to vote if you have any of those at home.

Chris Daughtry is the defendant in a lawsuit from three of his former band members. According to the Idol Chatter blog, Ryan Andrews, Scott Crawford, and Mark Perry from Daughtry's former band Absent Element  claim that they helped write 4 songs including Home. We believe the bandmates because obviously no one would claim to write these not so great songs unless they actually did it. The story gets funnier when Daughtry's wife started tweeting angrily and looking silly, followed by Chris comparing himself to Jesus. We will definitely be keeping tabs on this and updating you with the latest news.

Count how many locations Jackie uses in her newest music video for "Got It In Me." Then when you're done counting, watch it again. Yep, it's that awesome.