The spoiler list for the Top 6 has been released, and it's a VFTW victory indeed as Fat Bottomed Girls, Bohemian Rhapsody, and Crazy Little Thing Called Love are all on the list. Fat Bottomed Girls can only be VFTW's darling Phillip Phillips, and the other two songs should be awesomely bad no matter who sings them.

The Contestants' Choice songs are far less interesting. Whoever was stupid enough to pick The Climb is probably toast this week. Hannah Montana is, like, SO five years ago! Also note the listing "The _____ - _____ _____ Band". What song could that be? Do we care? Find out tonight with another filler-heavy two-hour episode.

Nigel tweeted that this week's upcoming theme is Queen, and the contestants can sing whatever they want for their second song. Leave a comment for what Phil Squared should sing this week.

Phillip Phillips came out and delivered the same old same old with his Usher performance, but then he really embraced his VFTW side with "In the Midnight Hour." It's like when your drunk cousin gets up in front of the reserved wedding and does some inebriated karaoke. The faces he makes, his chicken dancing, we just love him! Phillip isn't safe just because he's gotten votes in the past, we need to keep voting for him so we can get WGWG5 to the victory circle. So make sure to dial 1-866-436-5704 lots and lots tonight.

As Steven Tyler said, Phillip is "brilliantly awkward." And that awkwardness deserves our votes. This guy must win. He just must.

And so it ends with Scotty McCreery, Idol's 4th white guy with a guitar winner in a row. A perfect ending to the best season of American Idol. No one will buy Scotty's records and no females will try out for Idol again. The end. The guy who ate the confetti falling from the sky won the show. Fabulous.

Thanks for a great season full of Dancin' Paul, Boom Fire Naima, Growling Casey and Haley, Diva Jacob, Cape Flinging Rachel, and everyone else. See you next year! And make sure to bid on the official VFTW caricatures so you can own a piece of this awesome season.

Brett Loewenstern Caricature
Rachel Zevita Caricature
Paul McDonald Caricature
Casey Abrams Caricature
Jacob Lusk Caricature
Haley Reinhart Caricature
Scotty McCreery Caricature
Mystery Caricature

Happy 4/20, bitches! Casey Abrams and Didi Benami pay tribute to the national holiday by doing what one should do on this fine day... and then singing about not giving a fuck. Totally VFTW and totally loving it! Casey, we expect this from, but Didi is a pleasant surprise. Where was this girl during season 9 of Idol? Keep it up, girl, we love it!

It was another "shocker" as Colton Dixon was sent packing. It's too bad he didn't play guitar, because VFTW helped keep Phillip safe since he does indeed play guitar. We we don't vote for a WGWP, just a WGWG. So Colton, that was your fatal mistake. Almost every song you ever sang was terrible, so we could've saved you and your freakishly skinny self. But alas, you're toast. And now all of the white guy votes will go to Phillip and only Phillip. Woo hoo! 

We're on our way to the victory march to get Phillip to the top, especially now that he's the only male cast member left. This couldn't have worked out better for us - frauen and tweens, join us in crowning Phillip Phillips, WGWG5, as the new American Idol. As always, love mail is accepted here if you'd like to thank us for saving Phillip.

So long, Colton. Head back to Halloween Town and eat a chesseburger, why don'tcha? In the words of the guest performers tonight, LMFAO!

VFTW favorite from season 7, Danny Noriega, is in the running to try to get on RuPaul's Drag Race Season 5 as his drag persona Adore Delano. The person who gets the most votes in the online Facebook poll will get a spot on the show. Danny was fun on season 7, so we need to support him here so he can continue to be fun on yet another TV show. Click here to vote and pass this along to all of our friends. Adore Delano deserves to sashay on the runway with some fishy realness - and she won't fuck it up!

American Idol season 10 was just one big VFTW love fest. And Stefano Langone has always had VFTW potential. It looks like it's finally been realized in his first single I'm On a Roll. We'll leave the opinions up to you on this one - leave a comment with your thoughts. Stefano will be on Idol this coming Thursday to perform this song. Bonus points if he shows up on a Kaiser or a pretzel bun to perform the song.

Here are the spoilers for tonight's show and golly gee, I can never get enough of Adele, Lady Gaga and Alicia Keys on these shows. But I'd like to focus on Let's Get It On; imagine Skylar, Jessica or Hollie doing this! And if Colton does it, he better be lying in Phillip Phillips' lap again.

Your guesses?

MJ's Big Blog got this week's theme - it's Now and Then. The "singers" have to pick a #1 hit song from 2000-2012 and then sing an older soul song. The soul songs will probably be boring, so our trainwreck opportunity is with the new stuff. Any suggestions for the contestants?