Starvation for Sanjaya - The Stupidest Cause for a Hunger Strike Ever

Posted by thefunnystone on March 17th, 2007 at 6:54 AM
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This idiot has decided to go on a hunger strike until Sanjaya Malakar is voted off of American Idol. So make sure you vote for Sanjaya this week, because not only will it make the show funnier, it'll force that girl to flip us the bird as she tears into her first cheeseburger Wednesday night before she passes out. Don't say we never did anything for the children. Kids these days, standing up for such good causes like the elimination of Sanjaya on American Idol.

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JimmyD1318
Posted: March 17, 2007 - 7:36am
Joined: 04 Feb 2007

This has got to be some of the dumbest ass shit I have ever heard of! Now I'm really am going to vote like crazy for Sanjaya! Let's get him into the Top Ten!! 

Yo Mark
Posted: March 17, 2007 - 7:37am
Joined: 14 Mar 2007

[size=30]GO SANJAYA![/size] 

It's all good...

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abb19887
Posted: March 17, 2007 - 10:12am
Joined: 15 Mar 2007

Bad move, Sanjaya is here to stay

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Alex

Stolen Picasso
Posted: March 17, 2007 - 3:36pm
Joined: 02 Mar 2007
I'd say we need to vote for Sanjaya for at least another 6 weeks to help this girl hit her target weight.
TM
Posted: March 17, 2007 - 10:54am
Joined: 21 May 2006

OH good grief. She's reading her "statement"....  Is this girl from IDF?

 

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abby1013
Posted: March 17, 2007 - 12:22pm
Joined: 22 Jun 2006

well thats probably the funniest thing ive ever seen. for today at least.

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MKWillis
Posted: March 17, 2007 - 1:55pm
Joined: 21 Feb 2007

This would be funny if it weren't so very sad. I would hope that she's just joking but, unfortunately, it seems not to be the case.

 

 

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joeboxer
Posted: March 17, 2007 - 2:19pm
Joined: 17 Mar 2007
Does she not know this is a TV show???
Calroid
Posted: March 17, 2007 - 2:24pm
Joined: 10 Mar 2007
She could go on a hunger strike for a year and I wouldn't feel any guilt. She would survive, she has enough fat reserves. I think we would be doing her a favor by stopping her from gorging her face. It's a pity we can only help her out for a maximum of 10 more weeks. I think she needs a little longer than that. Oh well I guess we can only do what we can do. Vote Sanjaya and help this unfortunate girl to gain some self esteem.
knitphomaniac
Posted: March 17, 2007 - 3:42pm
Joined: 16 Mar 2007

What a bitch. I mean yeah, the kid sucks out loud, but how must he feel when he gets online and sees that people would rather starve themselves than see him win? What a mean-spirited thing to do. Christ, get a life.

Does anyone know a way for Canadians to vote? I want to help Sanjaya get all the way to the top now.