Girl Starved for Attention... But No Longer Starving Herself

Posted by thefunnystone on April 2, 2007 - 9:28am
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J, the overweight 23-year old who decided to go on a hunger strike until Sanjaya was voted off, has officially quit. Being that she's a liar, and she would be close to dead by now from not eating for 2.5 full weeks, it's good that she's giving up the charade. We wonder how many burgers she ate after doing each of her updates, because she had to use some creative camera angles to hide the fact that she's put on weight since the strike began. __________________________

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Kooky
April 2, 2007 - 10:46am

This is even stupider than the moron lawyer who wants to sue VFTW and Howard Stern.

roguetw
April 2, 2007 - 11:12am

Officially, dumbest human alive. Where do these people come from?

WhowatchesIdol
April 2, 2007 - 11:18am

She canceled her Myspace account LOL.

cheesesoda
April 2, 2007 - 11:20am

I was going there to mock her effort, and I saw that. :( I will give her kudos for the camera angle, though. Though, manipulating the camera angle was a dead giveaway that she was faking the whole weight loss issue, anyways.

EminemsRevenge
April 2, 2007 - 11:38am

IF she goes on a carpet-munching frenzy with Daniella Aidala (seen here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbvBxulgrco ) THEN i'd lead the charge to get Dubya elected for a THIRD term!!! [url=http://www.xanga.com/travelerblue/575973123/book.html]Same as it never was...[/url] __________________________

Same as it never was...


dicerotops
April 2, 2007 - 12:02pm

I think she angled it that way to get in the FitnessSingles.com ad. I wouldn't be surprised if they offered her money to put their ad in since she did gain national attention for this strike. Isabel __________________________

Isabel


cheesesoda
April 2, 2007 - 12:14pm

Yeah, it's obvious that she's a commercial whore now, but the lighting and camera angle helped to cover up the lack of weight that she lost.

pete11
April 2, 2007 - 12:20pm

congrats....she was the only person to ever get fatter during a hunger strike.....stop watching Idol and exercise you heffer!!

jollyhobo
April 2, 2007 - 1:48pm

Yeah, it's obvious the camera was strategically placed to include the ad marquee in the background. I'm sure she got a few bucks or a box of candy bars for that placement. __________________________

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angry_ferret_jones
April 2, 2007 - 2:13pm

Yeah, I have never seen an inverted hunger strike (from the pike position - difficulty level 4.5) before.

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