How would you like to own a piece of Vote for the Worst history? Now you can own the official The Voice caricatures that were drawn by talented artist Laura Hawbaker for this website. 100% of the money made from these auctions (after eBay's fees) goes directly to Laura for all of the time and effort she put into creating these masterpieces. The caricatures come with certificates of authenticity - you will be the only person who owns the caricature. This is the first time VFTW has issued caricatures for a show that isn't American Idol, so you know The Voice caricatures are great due to the colorful personalities on the show. 

The auctions end on eBay on Sunday, so keep an eye out and don't let these slip through your fingers!

Tony Lucca
Chris Mann & Christina Aguilera
Erin Martin
James Massone
Mathai
Pip
RaeLynn
Juliet Simms 

Tony Lucca completely forgot the words to "Harder to Breathe" and he pissed off Christina Aguilera big time by basically calling her a bitch while singing "99 Problems" tonight. Then Christina retaliated all night by saying that Tony has no class and doesn't respect women every chance she got for the rest of the show. This is entertainment, folks. We must reward this man with the giant testicles. Let's not forget, as the caricatue in the banner shows, Tony was the only person not voted through by America's vote last week. If America's vote had been counted, Katrina would've been in the final. Instead, America's vote was thrown in the trash and Tony made the finale to make Christina Aguilera very very angry. 

So vote for Tony Lucca - 1-855-VOICE-03 and online at nbc.com (you get 10 votes per method) - and let's make Christina Aguilera have a total meltdown tomorrow when the guy she absolutely detests wins the show. Tony's got 99 problems, and Christina's one. One problem he doesn't have? Getting our support! Vote and make sure you get other people to help too. (Video via Rickey.org)

You'd think by now people would stop sending us hate mail because VFTW has been around forever. But no, they still don't understand the website. Some of the best stuff comes to us through social media now. Here's a collection of the best hate mail, Facebook posts, and tweets we've gotten recently.

WTF is wrong with you people..? Why do you want to fuck up things for some young kid who actually belives in this shit? So you should pick who is the best and vote for them. Why vote for the worst? Whats the twisted fun in that? Is it just because you like misery and are miserable bastards? (and bitches) Lets put it this way...just think about it...if someon eyou loved... a son or daughter, were in this contest how would you feel if some asswipe like yourselves would be voting for the worst? Would you feel some measure of glee? Would that rock your world? It seems that your types are so boring and stupid that you need to fuck up things to feel like you matter in this world. Does it make you feel a thrill? Do you feel really Powerful? You are so pathetic and though no one can stop you from being assholes....one day your ass will be in a hole. Just sayin.
-Christine

YOU PEOPLE SUCK AND NEEDS TO GET A LIFE, ruining a good show allowing deserving singers to get eliminated and voting for horrible singers, you can all crawl into a corner and ROT, you people sicken me
-Damian

So the top 4 theme is apparently another dual theme: Artists of Bands from California and Songs I Wish I Had Written. For the first theme, does that mean we can get a rousing acoustic performance of Katy Perry's "California Girls" from Phil Phillips? We hope so! For the second theme, I think we all wish we'd written anything on VFTW's worst songs of the year lists. So many to choose from!

After clearly being the worst performer last night and getting mediocre feedback on a night when everyone else was praised, Phillip Phillips was still declared safe and not in the bottom 2. VFTW helped do this, so give yourselves a huge pat on the back. We're unstoppable and we need to get Phil to the Philnale!

Who goes home to keep Phillip safe? Skylar Laine, who the judges said was peaking at the right time and a threat to win the whole thing. Oops, guess not.

As always, send us love mail for saving Phillip at mail@votefortheworst.com.

Note: Due to some traveling that I will be doing over the next couple of weeks, I've written a couple of fake recaps to tide you over until my return. After all, anything is probably an improvement over the real show, right? I'll be back to recap the actual show on May 16th. Until then, enjoy the following fiction.

Here we are at the Top 5, and it appears that American Idol has finally gotten its act together and made some radical changes to the show. First of all, the judges were fired; taking their places are Keith Richards, Courtney Love, and Kanye West. Then, Ryan announced that performance shows would be only one hour for the rest of the season! And last but not least, in light of Fingerbang's massive fail as the show's fashion coordinator, this week's fashion coordinator (and mentor) is Ke$ha! She's probably the most VFTW artist alive when it comes to fashion, so this ought to be amazing. And get this...our theme this week is "Popular YouTube Songs". VFTW victory!

There are only 5 contestants remaining to battle it out to see who will be the next completely unmarketable American Idol. Tonight's first round is songs from The 60s, a time when most of this show's viewers were getting ready to retire. The judges come out and Steven Tyler is grabbing J-Lo's arm and she has a look like she's being held captive by Hannibal Lecter. This show can't even get a star to mentor anymore so they have to settle for a backup musician, Little Stevie Van Zandt, who ain't so little anymore. First up is Hollie doing River Deep, a song VFTW has developed an affinity for as it was the song that got Pia Toscani booted when the judges pushed her to do an uptempo! Little Stevie says this is one of the most exciting songs of all time, which is ironic as Hollie is one of the least exciting performers of all-time. Little Stevie tells Hollie she shouldn't think about all the crap Jimmy, the judges and everyone else has been telling her, which is again ironic because all Hollie does is get confused by the flood of conflicting advice she's been getting all season. Idol has hired a bunch of dancers for what I believe is the first time, completely conceding defeat to shows like X Factor and The Voice. Hollie's running around the audience and these bunch of dancers are following her like a cloud of dirt follows Pig Pen. And it's a miracle as Hollie is actually showing a pulse after being comatose for 4 months. All it took was a Tina Turner song, a dance troupe, 20 background singers yelling and a 200 piece band blaring loud enough to be heard on the moon.

Phil Phillips is totally trolling Idol. First, he completely changed the melody to "The Letter" so the song was unrecognizable. Then he smiles his way through "You Lost that Loving Feeling" and tries to put his arm around Josh while singing. Then he continued to make constrpated faces while singing "Who's your daddy?" during "Time of the Season." He also put his arm around Seacrest when given the chance. So let us put our arm around Phillip and give our #wgwg5 the votes he needs to get to the top. 

You have two numbers to choose from: 1-866-436-5702 and 1-866-436-5707. We'd say choose the less busy number, but let's be honest, no one watches American Idol anymore so the numbers are never busy anymore. Also vote online at AmericanIdol.com.

It's fairly clear that Phillip is the one everyone wants to see go home tomorrow. Let's make sure that doesn't happen. Phillip needs to win, people!

Here are tonight's spoilers. I see one song that's under 40 years old, so Grandma should be happy, as she always is when she watches this show.

I'd assume Joshua's doing Proud Mary.

Oh, The Voice. How you've entertained us all season. Tonight, no one was particularly hilarious or bad, just some medicore performances and a few good ones. Our pick from last week, Juliet, definitely improved and was not VFTW worthy. So let's just call it a tie this week - the VFTW pick is all 4 of Team Blake and Team Christina. Jermaine, Erin, Chris, and Lindsey came out and took a dump on the stage in the glorious Edge of Glory. So rather than vote for someone this week, let's just enjoy this train wreck and let the chips fall where they may. There's no need to ruin The Voice if they throw us a bone like this. We'll see if anyone is hilarious enough to support in the finale.

Besides, we need to keep our dialing fingers fresh to make sure Phillip Phillips makes it to the finale on Idol. (Video via Rickey.org)