Danny Noriega's drag persona Adore Delano is in the top 5 to get the spot on RuPaul's Drag Race season 5. The votes have reset and now we have to vote again and make sure she's #1 so that she gets that spot on Drag Race. Because let's be honest, Danny and Adore belong on our TV entertaining us. This is what she's meant to do and we love it. To vote, go to this page on Facebook, hit like and then you can vote once per day. Vote. Tell your friends. Vote again. Repeat.

With American Idol and The Voice going on, it would take something of epic VFTW proportion to get my attention right now, but The UK's version of The Voice has done so. Holy shit, this is one massive VFTW Victory! Like last night's group performance by the judges of Beautiful Day, including Will.I.Am and...Tom Jones!...

Meanwhile, Mark Buttery, who we introduced you to last week, proved his first massively VFTW performance was no fluke, and even added talkback to one of the judges this week...

The UK, how do you do it! I wish you still ruled the World, not just produced epic VFTW TV shows.

You've unfortunately probably been exposed to the latest craze for tweentard girls and pervs alike, Boy Band One Direction (their video), a group that by comparison makes N'Sync look like a motorcycle gang. Although if you read VFTW you've known for a long time about this awful, fake manufactured group by Simon Cowell when he didn't have enough groups for his stupid UK X Factor show made up of 5 male teens who were cut by the show. Well, something called The Key Of Awesome has made a parody of their first video and may I say they've perfectly captured the essence of One Direction, everything from random pointing, punching air, parts where we go Na Na Na Na and the overall extreme homoeroticism that is One Direction.

Pointing at stuff really is such fun!

It seemed like Elise wouldn't go home no matter how many times she was thrown under the bus, but it appears that it has finally happened this time. We kind of liked Elise, but hey, Phillip is safe and that's what matters!

Phillip was not in the bottom 3 after two VFTW worthy performances. Skylar was, even though the judges love her. Thanks again for joining us in the voting. VFTW Victory!

Here we are at the Top 6, and I have to say I'm feeling a little better about this show. Firstly, the save was given to Jessica two weeks ago, meaning there's no way she's going to wind up winning. Then, we lost Colton last week, which was amazing. Americans are turning into worsters, and based on the past couple of weeks, so are the contestants, the judges, and the producers.

Jessica...YOU'RE NEXT!

The two themes this week are Queen and Contestants' Choice. To me, this means that the first hour is going to be awesome, as in awesomely bad, and the second hour is going to be insufferably boring. If that's true, it'll still be the third best performance show of the season. Sad, isn't it?

It's Queen Week and if Freddie Mercury were alive to see how his former bandmates have sold out his image, he'd kill himself. There are 6 contestants left and we're told they're fighting it out to become Music Royalty, just like Lee DeWyze. We see Queen giving advice to the Idols, and the best advice they could give to them is to save their money so they don't have to lower themselves to this level when they get old. Tonight's first performance is a group one with our Idols joining Queen to do a Medley of their songs that Disneyland wouldn't have for being too cheesy. After the massacre is finished, Jessica goes first tonight. Just in case you didn't catch it the first ten million times we were told, she 16!1! She's doing Bohemian Rhapsody and Jessica has been cloned into three robots, and it's not easy differentiating the robots from the real thing. Trying to cram this epic song into a ninety second performance is like trying to swallow a large pizza in one bite, although Randy Jackson doesn't see what the problem would be with that. Steven tells Jessica that rock isn't your forte, which was a nice way of saying that sounded like Pebbles Flintstone singing Metallica. And we see why Jennifer Lopez is paid $10 million to judge singing as her advice to Jessica is to do more head shaking and running around the stage.

Phillip Phillips made us proud - when everyone else was putting us to sleep, Phillip sang "Fat Bottomed Girls" to make VFTW happy. Then he mocked all of the other contestants in his confessionals. Then he shrugged off all of the Dave Matthews Band comparisons by singing Dave Matthews Band. We love this guy, it's like he's giving a giant middle finger to everyone every week because he feels like it. You think I sound like Dave Matthews? Fuck off, I can sing what I want. I can't wear gray? Gray every week, bitches.

#wgwg5 must win. And we can't take this voting lightly - we saw how another white guy went home last week. So you must vote each week like Phillip is about to go home. Dial 1-866-436-5705 or 1-866-436-5711 and vote online at AmericanIdol.com.

Oh and just because it wasn't mentioned on Twitter tonight - Jessica Sanchez is untalented and boring.

The spoiler list for the Top 6 has been released, and it's a VFTW victory indeed as Fat Bottomed Girls, Bohemian Rhapsody, and Crazy Little Thing Called Love are all on the list. Fat Bottomed Girls can only be VFTW's darling Phillip Phillips, and the other two songs should be awesomely bad no matter who sings them.

The Contestants' Choice songs are far less interesting. Whoever was stupid enough to pick The Climb is probably toast this week. Hannah Montana is, like, SO five years ago! Also note the listing "The _____ - _____ _____ Band". What song could that be? Do we care? Find out tonight with another filler-heavy two-hour episode.

Although Mathai was sent packing, and the judges told Cheesa it's nacho night, our girl Juliet Simms screeched her way into the top 8 on The Voice tonight. Sadly, Christina told Juliet that her soft voice was bad and actually gave her a critique that's correct. Juliet's rocker voice is good, her soft voice is laughable. We'll see which Juliet we get next week. Either way, we get another peformance from Juliet, more emo Katy Perry from Lindsey Pavao, more odd opera from Chris Mann... this show is so much fun.

So Danny Noriega's drag persona Adore Delano is way out in front for a spot on season 5 of RuPaul's Drag Race. Awesome, right? Well... as he explains in this video, as of April 30, the votes reset and we have to vote all over again for the top 5. Adore will obviously be in that group. Then THAT winner will get on the show. So keep voting for now, once a day as always at this link (you have to like the Facebook page to vote). And on April 30, we'll ramp up the votes for Adore so she stays the frontrunner. Also, VFTW gets a shoutout in the video. Awesomeness. We love you, Adore, you are sick-e-ning.