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The history of Adam Lambert. He's born. He grows ginger hair. He dyes ginger hair black. He does campy flamboyant stuff. He goes on Idol and sells out to the sparkle cows. He tours with Idol, wears a swastika, kicks a dildo, and ignores the sparkle cows. He comes out, as if anyone except the sparkle cows didn't already know. He mixes signals because being too gay is controversial. He makes a complete ass of himself in interviews. He records a pop cd. He continues to make a complete ass of himself in interviews. He goes on the AMA and does campy flamboyant stuff. He continues to make a complete ass of himself in interviews. And that brings us to now. What's next? Here's how I see it. His pop cd fails. He continues to make a complete ass of himself in interviews. He dyes his black hair back to ginger. He does off-off-off broadway campy flamboyant stuff. He no longer makes an ass of himself in interviews because nobody is interviewing him now. His ginger hair becomes gray. He either dies, or gets born again, but nobody cares because his fanbase died off years ago. And that's how I see it.
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