"Crush" Debuts at #2 on the Billboard Hot 100

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, August 21, 2008 at 4:53 AM EDT
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#2? The Gaspy Archuleta fans are slipping. This is pathetic. We expected more from them. If you can't even get your guy to #1 on the Billboard Hot 100, he has no shot at a career. Truly awful. What is wrong with you? Now go download the song 1000 more times to make it look like Gaspy has a career. After this shame Gaspy's brought to his family, Dadchuleta is definitely withholding the water dish from Gaspy's cage tonight. You sick bastards.


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Harpy
Posted: 8/21/2008 at 5:31 AM Reply with quote
Location: Bed.

Awww #2 in the competition, #2 on the charts. He will always be second best. How sad for him.
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SUPCHOOBS
Posted: 8/21/2008 at 6:20 AM Reply with quote
Location: My Placenta

wooooooooow. they DESTROYED the Billboard Hot 100.

woooooow. what are they gonna do when all his other songs come out?! Sheeeesh.
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o_o
Posted: 8/21/2008 at 8:17 AM Reply with quote
VFTW's Pimp Location: Canada

To be technical, if one user buys a song more than once on iTunes, it does not effect the chart position.

That means he has over 100,000+ fantards.
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mastersnap101
Posted: 8/21/2008 at 9:55 AM Reply with quote
Location: NYC

The funny thing is that his album will probably suffer the same fate. It's up against Timbaland's Shock Value II so I can't wait for Archie boy to fail again mwahahaha!

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supedupX
Posted: 8/21/2008 at 10:30 AM Reply with quote
Location: New York

HE STILL DID BETTER THAN BIG-HEAD CROOK!

EPIC FAIL FOR THE COMB-OVER KING.
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jawajedi
Posted: 8/21/2008 at 3:56 PM Reply with quote
Will ideate for food Location: Event Horizon

Anything he recorded would be considered #2 (as in poo).
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Smartie
Posted: 8/21/2008 at 4:16 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Crush, the emphasemic anthem.

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jjkes
Posted: 8/21/2008 at 6:27 PM Reply with quote

You all obviously don't know what #2 on the Billboard chart means...he's making Idol history here with this single. Stop trying to FIND ways to make fun of Archuleta...it's getting pathetic.
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thefunnystone
Posted: 8/21/2008 at 6:57 PM Reply with quote
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Gaspytard alert. Lack of sense of humor seems to be the defining factor.
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joeyharmonic
Posted: 8/21/2008 at 8:56 PM Reply with quote
Laconic Bastard Location: Purrfect's catnip stash

Yeah, you tell 'em, like no other contestant in the history of Idol Evah had a #2! Oh wait....

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