Mail Bag Update 8/27/08

There are still Archtards attacking us? Guh.

I want dumber trolls!

And I want the dumb ones to rant endlessly!

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<em>your an @ss holeee.<br />

-Brooke</em>

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 Now now, Brooke, that's no way to thank us for voting for you. Did you want to try that again?

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<em>I hate you all <br />

-Audrey</em>

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I don't believe you  

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Sorry Wawa, this is the best you get until February when we piss off a new group of tweentards and frauen.

R. Rattlife,

Have you seen the bird Chris is hanging on our front page? What - Christians can't swear? Bitch, please.

ConcreteRose16

Get a dictionary and a clue.

Cheryl - You, seem, to use too many, commas. Also, furthermore, I think I just had, a penis retraction when trying to imagine your, hideous face. Kisses!,,,,,

Cullan - See, what I need is a job that can get me laid. P.S. You're stupid.

Jenna - What? Come again? David Archuleta acts mature for his age?!?? Are you kidding me? Mature people can string together sentences to form entire thoughts, rather than just saying "Gosh!" and pissing on themselves like young master Archuleta. If you yourself were older than eight, you might understand what I was talking about.

Jazz - You're just full of rage due to the fact that the Fresh Prince has gone on to be a big movie star, whereas the height of your career was getting thrown out of the mansion in Beverly Hills by Uncle Phil every week.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvJeATp31dw

Sharon - That depends on what the definition of "is" is. Seriously, I have no idea what you are talking about. Help!

Brooke - Did you fall down a well as you were typing that brilliant retort? @ssholeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Rachel - Ooo, Mail Bag shout out! Thanks, Rachel. Send money. I still need that cockring.

R. Ratliff - I'm going to have to agree with this letter. Chris Sligh rocks my motherfuckin' shit like every single dizzay, fuckerdoodles! Have some respect, dicknose!

Samantha - Welcome, but you might want to calm down a little. If your punctuation is any indication of your excitement level, you are on a dangerous course to Coronary Thrombosis City. I think it's in Florida. Or possibly Botswana.

Dylan - Hard to come up with anything funny since I don't watch Canadian Idol. Tell that moose I said hello. No, the other one.

Audrey - You make me cry >

ConcreteRose16 - Yeah, your wish has come true. I've already got what's going around. I caught it from having sex with your mother. Ooo, snap!!! Nothing can top the mama joke, bitches!

Good night and good day!

"Cheryl - You, seem, to use too many, commas. Also, furthermore, I think I just had, a penis retraction when trying to imagine your, hideous face. Kisses!,,,,,"

I'm sorry, but it's the over the top out of nowhere insulting like that that keeps me from ever becoming a true VFTW supporter. It wasn't a crazy "fantard" letter in the typical mailbag sense, so I don't get why that comment was needed. It's kind of scary that anyone who disagrees at all with the website's sentiment can get dragged through the mud like that. But that's just me.

I'm sorry you have it in you to bash David. He is a guy working hard to achieve his dreams, and one who is inspiring people and changes people's lives.[/i]

What exactly has David Archuleta done to inspire people?

I really didn't know that coming in as runner-up in a facade of competition qualifies as inspiration nowadays.

Btw, I inspire people like every fuckin day...getting up at 10am smoking pot till 2pm then having lunch and masturbating until 4pm and then again smoking pot(I wash my hands before smoking pot, just so you know)until 8pm having dinner and then again smoking pot until midnight...Fuck, I inspired castro and seth rogen.

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Dear Marcus AKA Fatima - are you pre op or post op?

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 Seriously, you need to go to disney.com if something that mild upsets you.

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