MarcusAKAFatima,

You're right, and I thank you for being the sole voice of reason in this crazy world. I should not have been so harsh in my criticism of Cheryl's use of punctuation. Everyone can be comma challenged every now and then, but perhaps not so consistently as Cheryl. It would do me well to remember that every now and then before I so vigorously and disrespectfully challenge someone's grammatical errors.

I would like to officially retract my statement about Cheryl using too many commas and offer my apologies to you, her, and everyone for being such a grammar Nazi.

The rest of my statement, however, actually happened, so it is therefore fact and must stand as it is. Seriously, it was like a turtle going into its shell!

MarcusAKAFatima = Dipshit. 'Nuff said.

See this is what I'm talking about! Someone disagrees with the VFTW consensus and they get attacked mercilessly. My point was that Cheryl's comment wasn't of the usual "FUCK YOU ARCHIE IS THA BESTTTTZ" brand, yet there is still a comment about her apparently hideous face for no reason. It wasn't the grammar joke or any use of language that made me write that, it was just that I didn't see the point to go that far. The fact that you're all doing it me kind of proves my point. Go ahead and slam the typical mailbag submissions, but it seemed odd that a level headed response from someone (albeit with too many commas) warranted a personal slam. I shouldn't have said anything. I feel like I'm on the playground with bullies now. I liked the site too

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Mercilessly? HAHAHAAHAHAHH three people commenting is merciless?

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You drama queen *rolls eyes* Want some tissues? Please let the door hit you on the way out.

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^^awww, Muffin.

Now go be a martyr on the tardboards.

kthxbye

^^awww, Muffin.

Now go be a martyr on the tardboards.

kthxbye

Cheryl is comma-cally challenged, to be sure.

Cullen apparently can't decide which is more despicable: the fact that this site exists or the fact that it named Bitch "the worst." Please tell him what works for me is letting up on the key of the last letter of my wordsssss.

Jenna: in the words of the late, great George Carlin, "I already have a good one. Now I'm looking for a longer one." I'm sure you'll have to find someone who's, like, 50 years old to tell you who George Carlin was, and considering EVERYONE you talk to hates this site, I'm guessing you don't talk to many people over the age of 14.

Jazz is inspiring people's lives by, um, writing an angry letter to a website she doesn't like. Wow. I feel like I can take on all the problems in the world now!!

Gosh, this is exhausting. For the rest of you, I'll just leave it at this:

Fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, you're cool, you're cool, fuck you, fuck you, I'm out.

All they need to do is rip your eyes out with their "bear hands" and "sew" you in court!!!!

Priceless

to the Gaspy fans - he's flat. he's not talented. and he's a poor tortured soul that you just love to creep on.

to Cullan: you're tone deaf.

magooschmooz: LOL...I hope by "sew," your mean sew their eyes back on right? LOL!