Crush? Guess Not

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, August 28, 2008 at 3:17 PM EDT
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Well, that was short lived. While it still has time to rebound, Gaspy's first single "Crush" proved to be a huge failure in its second week on the charts. It fell from #2 to #15 on the Billboard Hot 100. That's a huge drop which rarely happens, especially to music that is just released. Looks like the only people who care about Gaspy's song are the die hard Archtards. The song also falls from #1 to #6 on the Hot Digital Songs and has yet to crack the top 20 in Airplay. Will the Gaspy fans be able to formulate a plan to save the song and save Gaspy from the cage tonight? Guess we'll see. If they don't buy at least 20 copies of the song each, they are bad fans who let Gaspy down. Jeff, at least give him a little water to stop his coughing fits.

jjkes
Posted: 8/28/2008 at 4:02 PM Reply with quote

It's not a big deal that it's #15 this week. The song isn't officially released to radios until September 2. It'll climb back up I'm sure. Plus, I wouldn't consider #15 to be a failure...

Smartie
Posted: 8/28/2008 at 4:02 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

The Gaspy tards must have blown their monthly pocket money in the first week :D<br />

Aggrieved
Posted: 8/29/2008 at 4:13 AM Reply with quote
Location: Flying the coop

Quick, Gaspytards, spend more money! Buy more singles! If Wittle David doesn't get a #1 single, you're all horrible fans who should be flogged repeatedly by Jeff Archuleta.

purpledarklighter
Posted: 8/29/2008 at 8:29 AM Reply with quote

Muahahahahah!!! Bad tards!

batgirl_STL
Posted: 8/29/2008 at 3:55 PM Reply with quote
Location: St. Louis

The tards are too busy dressing him up! Go to www.stardoll.com and see who is the newest "paperdoll" available. It's hysterical!

I'm obviously not a member...so I can't dress him (darn) but the drawing...right down to the dorky look on his face...is spot-on!

I think, if we wait for a while...he will be free to anyone to "play with" - not just Stardoll members.

Geez...it looks like they put lipstick on him! LOL!

andrea-19
Posted: 8/31/2008 at 7:14 AM Reply with quote
Location: Canada

So, what? He's doing pretty well so far for an American Idol finalist. Give the guy a break.

BTW batgirl_STL - Why the hell would you go to that site anyway? Whatever.

batgirl_STL
Posted: 8/31/2008 at 9:18 AM Reply with quote
Location: St. Louis

Andrea:

Oh yeah...LOL...I didn't about how that would sound. My grandkids told me about it!

LOL

bhamcha
Posted: 8/31/2008 at 9:02 PM Reply with quote
Location: India

Yawn, we are still making fun of this guy?

It used to be fun at first and all but lately its getting kind of stupid because...well..he is too boring to be made fun of.

There is also the fact that he is no different from people like Miley Cyrus, The Jonas Brothers and pretty much everyone signed on by Disney and "Crush" sounds like a masterpiece compared to the songs those guys parade around.

Plus, we have already made too many jokes on Jeff treating him like his monkey, now everytime I hear or read a jab at him it feels like a joke out of Disaster Movie.(Btw, please don't watch disaster movie. TDK and Tropic Thunder are awesome don't let seltzer and friedberg make more of those pieces of shit.). So can't we all just wish this guy good luck for the rest of his career like prof. chan did at the end of last season and be done with him?

thefunnystone
Posted: 9/1/2008 at 3:08 AM Reply with quote
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No.

robin15
Posted: 9/1/2008 at 5:40 AM Reply with quote

what happened to these guys at vote for the worst. I thought they were funny the first year and kinda liked the premise of voting for the worst(not that I would ever actually do it) This year their chosen one didn't fit their stated criteria for the person to choose and it just became a mean spirited effort to make someone lose rather than their originally stated purpose. It got old and didn't feel funny. The kid they chose to pick on was too nice and too talented. Maybe this year they can go back to the original purpose and it can be funny again.

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