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Posted: 9/1/2008 at 2:35 PM
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Anorexia Face
Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O
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I wonder if those women slipped in the grease stain he left on the floor.
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reggiethegeek
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Posted: 9/1/2008 at 2:48 PM
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Location: Canada
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They'll have to shower in scalding hot water for a week just to get rid of the shame. Another month for the grease.
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azurebird
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Posted: 9/1/2008 at 3:09 PM
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Location: Where I'm supposed to be
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Oh wow. Looks like one of those cheesy 80's rock music videos. What really bugs me is that they used Constantine as a way of advertising for this Rock of Ages musical. Yeah I know he's in it, but come on! Couldn't they use someone a little less of cheese and more popular and talented like Bon Jovi or something? Hell, if I didn't know that the other Rock Legends were involved and it would've only been Constantine, I would stay away from that musical as if my life depended on it! It's just creepy! (shivers)
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Scott Baio
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Posted: 9/1/2008 at 4:11 PM
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Funny things about this video: 1. Those girls have to act like Constantine is attractive. 2. They had him lip sync to Twisted Sister. Isn't he supposed to be a singer? 3. He couldn't even do that right. 4. I thought it was unpossible to make Constantine look any creepier, but then came the guy-liner. 5. The budget for this video was approximately 10 cents, a bottle of hairspray for the girls, and a bucket of olive oil to keep Constantine properly lubricated. 6. Is that a Dokken t-shirt? Can someone please make him sing "Dream Warriors" from Nightmare on Elm Street 3? And then stab him with a Freddy glove? Please? 7. REO Speedwagon, Styx, Journey, Bon Jovi. The only way it could get any lamer would be if Contstantine Maroulis was in it. Oh, shit. Feel free to add to my list.
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PiratePoppet
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Posted: 9/1/2008 at 4:48 PM
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Location: Nowhere of any consequence
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Oh wow. Looks like one of those cheesy 80's rock music videos. That was my first thought exactly. xD More to your list Scott Baio? How about Constantcrap trying to come off as an oh-so-sexy bad boy rocker? I find that pretty hilarious.
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LalaH
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Posted: 9/1/2008 at 4:48 PM
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OMG....you've got to watch "Welcome to the Jungle!" Horrible. Made my ears bleed.....
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art7220
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Posted: 9/2/2008 at 12:12 AM
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Location: Tulare
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For a sec. there, I thought you meant the original GnR video. Try Whole Lotta Love if you can stand it. The vid. above, I'm still laughing. Great crap.
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magooschmooz
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Posted: 9/2/2008 at 4:03 AM
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Location: Memphis, TN
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This post if for BAIO. I keep hearing the subliminal message when I see the clip, "NIGEL LYTHGOE IS THE REAL ANTICHRIST, SIMON, PAULA AND RANDY ARE THE WAY TO THE ETERNAL LIFE THROUGH THE DEVIL. Blow your head off to join the party and be one of us." Where is my shotgun to blow my brains out!!!!! Hopefully, people on the board understand what the statement means above, if not, you are too young. Constantcrapola and the girls look like they need to do some lines of coke to make this more believable. Great way to start the week.
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HotPink.Jewel
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Posted: 9/2/2008 at 10:31 AM
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Location: Oh, I'm somewhere.....
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lunareclipse
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Posted: 9/2/2008 at 2:24 PM
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Location: Anachronistic Antidisestablish- mentarianism: A Case Study.
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"I wanna rock" yes, I remember, Constantcrap wanted to be a rocker but missed that mark ever so slightly. He can't even get the arm moves down well enough to look slightly believable. Bwhahahaha
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