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mastersnap101
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Posted: 9/7/2008 at 6:00 PM
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Location: NYC
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Damnit Dave, you didn't even mention that Fanny Pack won best dance crew. Ugh!
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thefunnystone
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Posted: 9/7/2008 at 6:08 PM
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I didn't watch that piece of shit show. I just reported what someone else said ;-) Fanny Pak won something? VFTW Victory!
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azurebird
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Posted: 9/7/2008 at 6:13 PM
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Location: Where I'm supposed to be
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There are rare times like this where I actually agree with Jorbacca. The way she stomped on stage like that well...made it funny. Nothing wrong with waiting until marriage. Good for you Jonas Brothers and Jordan for having your say!
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Smartie
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Posted: 9/7/2008 at 6:30 PM
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Anorexia Face
Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O
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<p> Jorbacca's just jellus because she killed and ate all the male Wookies on Earth, so she's got  no one to fuck her. </p> <p> &;nbsp; </p> <p> FANNY PAK FTW!  </p>
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Insane
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Posted: 9/7/2008 at 6:51 PM
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Location: Back East, different places
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<p> Hear that? Have sex ONCE before marraige, and you're a S L U T. </p> <p> W H O R E </p> <p> S K A N K </p> <p> It's true because she says so. Because she has wisdom. That's right...no, I can't say any of this with a straight face. </p> <p> FAIL, Jordin, FAIL! </p>
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JauntyHat
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Posted: 9/7/2008 at 8:47 PM
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If it was ok for Brand to imply wearing a promise ring must mean you are dumb or pathetic then I saw nothing wrong with Jordin turning it around and making an equally incorrect assumption that no promise ring = slutsville. I usually have no use for Jorbacca so perhaps I feel this way out of crankiness because Brand was horribly unfunny and I lost two hours of my life for no good reason watching the VMAs.
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rem
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Posted: 9/7/2008 at 9:16 PM
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Location: Middle of the Pacific
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According to the article Russel Brand sort of applogized afterward. He would be in hiding right now if he cracked any jokes like that about muslims.
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Mysterioso
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Posted: 9/7/2008 at 10:49 PM
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Location: In The Aether
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No one would fuck that stupid cow anyway. WTF is she talking about?
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manlambda
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Posted: 9/8/2008 at 2:13 AM
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Location: Maryland
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Well the boys should take advantage now while the girls are blinded by their fame because in another year or two the tweenards will move on to something else. Than when they are working at McDonalds asking do you want fries with that no girl will give them the time of day. I don't understand it because those Jonas boys are mighty ugly. I'll never understand the hormones of tweenards. At least Gaspy is sort of cute in that pathetic awkward puppy dog way.
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Chubarama
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Posted: 9/8/2008 at 2:50 AM
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Location: Livin' it up at the Chateaugay!
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Ugh. I didn't watch it or anything but what a great message to send, Chewie. Yes, boys and girls, having sex before marriage makes you a slut. And people like Jordin Sparks will jump up on a stage and announce it to everyone.
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After host Russel Brand made a lame joke about the Jonas Brothers wearing promise rings so that they will not have sex until marriage, Jordin Sparks was pissed off at the MTV Video Music Awards. When Jorbacca stomped on the stage and nearly killed all crew members due to her massive size, she quipped, "I just wanna say, it's not bad to wear a promise ring because not every guy and a girl wants to be a slut, OK?" She then went on to lose the award for best new artist, eat every last bit piece of food backstage, and then was unable to heal her pain with some sex... because no one wants to have sex with her. We mean, because she is saving herself for marriage. 
