We always knew he was corny...

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, September 11, 2008 at 8:01 AM EDT
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There are no words. Who the hell designed this travesty? Looks like it was some place called Cornbelly's. We wonder if you have to gasp and wheeze as you run through the maze. And the idiot Gaspytards want to "get lost in his eyes." Please. Get lost. Tell no one you are leaving and stay there. Forever.

Sykobabul
Posted: 9/11/2008 at 8:18 AM Reply with quote
Location: Canada

From the Gaspytard Forum: "This gives a new meaning to the phrase, 'getting lost in David's eyes' ."

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

azurebird
Posted: 9/11/2008 at 8:20 AM Reply with quote
Location: Where I'm supposed to be

As a fellow Utahn, I'm embarrassed that a person(s) who seemingly have little to do with their lives, decides to make...that. I'm even *more* embarrassed for the people who want to *pay* to go through this pathetic waste of good corn.

You couldn't pay ME to go through that!

Insane
Posted: 9/11/2008 at 9:18 AM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Avatar by yoji

See the pupils in his eyes? That isn't corn, it's frau. One can fit in each eye. How else could they be seen from an airplane?

Harpy
Posted: 9/11/2008 at 10:23 AM Reply with quote
Location: Bed.

I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that it was made in general, or that I just sat there and tried to find the exit. Pickler

But that... is seriously awful. What messages are we sending the aliens? I'm thinking TARGET!

Smartie
Posted: 9/11/2008 at 11:26 AM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

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How can you get lost in a squint?

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What a waste of food. 

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FenderBender
Posted: 9/11/2008 at 12:36 PM Reply with quote
Village Idiot Location: in a village

Hey, I solved the maze!!! Take the corridor all the way and then turn left at the last turnoff. Then right, then another right, then left to the end, then left again, then right, then left, then circle around Archie's head, then . . .

uhhmmm, what?? Yeah, you're right, I have no life.

BeckEye
Posted: 9/11/2008 at 6:20 PM Reply with quote
Madame Glambert Location: Blown out da box

That's scarier than the maze in <i>The Shining</i>.

jasoncastro
Posted: 9/11/2008 at 9:13 PM Reply with quote
Location: California

...I thought this was fake... O_o

purpledarklighter
Posted: 9/11/2008 at 9:37 PM Reply with quote

I don't think I'll ever be able to eat corn again.

tulaplee
Posted: 9/12/2008 at 2:26 AM Reply with quote

Great - instead of children we now have Fantards of the Corn. Words fail me at times like this.

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