I now fear for the future of the human race...

Wow - what a great idea. A sure-fire way to make money off the tards. I NEED TO DO THAT. The idea? Theo Tams head is made from a ball of string and it UNRAVELs out into a maze.

Scarves and deodorant sold on site too. Who's with me?

Man, this thing is sidetracking me. I'm actually trying to find my way from one side of the maze to another in this picture.

This Cornbelly maze thing sounds FUN.

Would definitely be more fun if it weren't a Gaspymaze, though.

eta: oh man the Cornbelly site has a picture of a maze in the shape of... dinosaurs or something. A++

Seriously, is this for real? WOW, talk about having too much free time. I tried the link for Cornbelly's, it takes me to internet limbo.

Oh please. You people need to get a LIFE. I'm going to that corn maze. David is amazing. Unlike the people who run this site..

Laugh hysterically or shudder in horror? Hmmm....

One can only hope the Children of the Corn get the Gaspytards.

A 12-acre corn maze sounds fun though, if it wasn't Archie.

Yes, I'm easily amused.

weird, i just saw brooke's picture right below him (beside the "Cornophobia Haunted Maze" ad).. lol..

I will never look at corn the same way again. Is Malakai in there? spooookyyyyy......

<i>weird, i just saw brooke's picture right below him (beside the "Cornophobia Haunted Maze" ad).. lol..</i>

I dunno. I would think now that the pressure (of AI7) is off, she's probably started eating again.

I didn't even know they grew corn there. I thought the only thing that grew in Utah was rocks.

Gawd, Gaspytards are such an easy target and they take the bait so easily.