No Prayer, No Prayer

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, September 11, 2008 at 5:47 PM EDT
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Angry wookie Jordin Sparks apparently has a crush on Chris Brown. And Chris isn't taking it well. Why not? I mean isn't it every teen hearthtrob's dream to date a wookie linebacker who won't give it up until marriage even though no one with any common sense would go anywhere near her with a 10 foot pole? When OK magazine asked Chris if he felt the same, he politely stated that, "I didn't feel that chemistry." (Translation: "She's not attractive.";) And then when asked if he would ever date Jorbacca, Chris succinctly stated, "No." (Translation: "I only went near that bitch because my record label forced me to. God, I wouldn't even hit that with a shovel. Disgusting!";)

art7220
Posted: 9/11/2008 at 6:04 PM Reply with quote
Location: Tulare

Aw that's mean. But I guess he thinks he can get hotter girls than Jorbacca. There's lots of those.

Insane
Posted: 9/11/2008 at 6:27 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Back East, different places

I thought he was dating Rihtranna, which would make more sense.

azurebird
Posted: 9/11/2008 at 9:31 PM Reply with quote
Location: Where I'm supposed to be

What's so ugly about Jordin? She's absolutely beautiful! And who cares if she's too big. Apparently Chris Brown does. Oh well. She'll find someone. :)

azurebird
Posted: 9/11/2008 at 9:33 PM Reply with quote
Location: Where I'm supposed to be

Oh yeah...why would Jordin have a crush on Chris Brown anyway? She could do better than that!

smarterthanpickler
Posted: 9/12/2008 at 9:09 AM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: In your head

No she couldn't.

Preachy Wookie.

rosiekins
Posted: 9/12/2008 at 9:43 AM Reply with quote
Location: Earth

Ouch!

I think Jordin's pretty, but also pretty annoying.

Dark Knight Princess
Posted: 9/12/2008 at 10:31 AM Reply with quote

I agree, she is not ugly. Normally, I would make fun here but I think Chris is missing out here. She may be a little preachy, but there are much worse faults that other former idol contestants have (fame whore, money whore, gaspy, just plain stupid, pathetic, etc).

JauntyHat
Posted: 9/13/2008 at 12:35 PM Reply with quote

Normally I'd laugh but I suspect Chris Brown's response has more to do with his adversion to heavyset girls than it does with anything else and that isn't cool.

cynmac
Posted: 9/13/2008 at 3:02 PM Reply with quote
Nadia Turner Location: A little blue island in the sea of red state

They recorded together so they must have spent 'quality' time together. He probably got pretty annoyed with her - she is preachy and young, and sheltered.

/startrant - Her opinions are not formed from life experience, but from what she's been told. I knew girls like her in high school and usually after a year or two in college, out in the real world, they would be singing a different tool. Since Jordin was home-schooled and went to AI for high school and is still being sheltered from the seedier side of show biz, it may take her a failed marriage and a few babies before she gets a clue. /endrant.

Signifigance
Posted: 9/13/2008 at 9:40 PM Reply with quote
Location: A chair

I kind of feel bad for her. She owes him pretty much every ounce of downloads for No Air to him (seriously, the tweentards wouldn't care if it was just Jordin). If her and Chris got together, maybe she wouldn't go back to failing...

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