New Idol Judge Already Sucks

Posted by thefunnystone on Sunday, September 14, 2008 at 4:39 PM EDT
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Well, looks like Idol made another mistake. According to the National Enquirer, newly hired 4th American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi was almost already fired. Turns out she's coming across as "stiff and wooden" and looked "terrible and amateurish" next to the other judges. Wow, she must really be terrible if the current judges made her look unprofessional. Randy can't even spell unprofessional and Paula sleeps with the contestants, thus she has no idea what the word means. Well, looks like we're in for another awful season. Let the photochopping of Kara commence!


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Smartie
Posted: 9/14/2008 at 4:45 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Did they finally watch episodes of The One? Duh! Just give her whatever Paula's on! That'll brighten her up!

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smarterthanpickler
Posted: 9/14/2008 at 4:49 PM Reply with quote
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Failed on Idol faster than Bobby Bennett.

Dumbass.
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well im pissed off
Posted: 9/14/2008 at 5:33 PM Reply with quote
You Bastards Location: The Wetlands

Jeez, I didn't even get to know her and she's already almost fired? Epic Fail.
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Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 9/14/2008 at 6:38 PM Reply with quote
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How can you be almost fired? You are either fired or not. I have to wonder if this is just Idol making up rumours to make people (read: idiots) watch.
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middleofnowhere
Posted: 9/14/2008 at 8:08 PM Reply with quote
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Hey, we should be glad she's so awful it will make the show all that more fun to watch. Season 8, the joke continues.
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sublymonal
Posted: 9/14/2008 at 8:32 PM Reply with quote
Location: Toronto, ON

I stopped listening at "According to the National Enquirer"
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runuts251
Posted: 9/15/2008 at 3:22 AM Reply with quote

I wouldn't be surprised by this if it is in fact true but seeing as how it was in The Enquirer, I am doubting it. Pretty funny though.
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theit52
Posted: 9/15/2008 at 3:31 AM Reply with quote
Location: NY

I'm honestly a little disappointed. I thought having another judge might actually help the show and give some descent criticism to the contestants. I guess I was wrong. This show is def going down hill.

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jasoncastro
Posted: 9/15/2008 at 4:24 PM Reply with quote
Location: California

You're taking this from the Enquirer? Seriously?

Fail.
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thefunnystone
Posted: 9/15/2008 at 4:47 PM Reply with quote
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As if an Archtard who adds nothing to the site has an opinion that matters anyway. :)
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