Jorbacca on Australian Idol

Posted by thefunnystone on Monday, September 15, 2008 at 4:39 PM EDT
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Jorbacca performs a solo version of "No Air" while guesting on Australian Idol. Well, this proves that Chris Brown is the reason the song is popular. Can the wookie be more off key? And she looks a hot mess!

Insane
Posted: 9/15/2008 at 4:57 PM Reply with quote
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What the hell was that?

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Lucky for her she was on <em>Australian</em> Idol. This way, she still sounds better than the finalists no matter how much she sucks.

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OH, LORD NO! I just heard the big note at 3:05...what a colossal train wreck!

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Scott Baio
Posted: 9/15/2008 at 5:32 PM Reply with quote

I was taking a shit a few hours ago. It was not very solid, and it made a lot of splashing and splattering noises and I was straining and groaning really loud (yes, Taco Bell for dinner last night, I know). If I had known you could become famous from taking a giant, painful, uncomfortable dump on a stage, I would have at least recorded the thing. Thanks for the heads up, Jordin.

Be sure to be on the listen out for my upcoming single "U R Tha Shit N I Luv U (The Plop Plop Song)".

guinnyd
Posted: 9/15/2008 at 7:02 PM Reply with quote
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WOW, what the hell is up with her hair?

Mysterioso
Posted: 9/15/2008 at 9:55 PM Reply with quote
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Can they please keep her there? Like in a zoo or something?

azurebird
Posted: 9/15/2008 at 10:03 PM Reply with quote
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Big Wow.

Normally, I think that Jordin is a pretty decent singer, but this was bad. insaneinthesfv mentioned around 3:05 you hear a certain bad part, I don't know where to begin for me. It would probably be best to say it started at...0:00, 0:01, 0:02, 0:03...and so on.

And what is the deal with that hair? Looks like she had a little too much "air" to make it so interesting. Maybe her hairdryer blew a fuse or something.

And Baio? I was crying because I was laughing so hard. LOL! :)

Smartie
Posted: 9/15/2008 at 11:40 PM Reply with quote
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Hell no, Myst. You've inflicted enough horror onto us over the years, keep your wookies to yourself!

Mysterioso
Posted: 9/16/2008 at 3:43 AM Reply with quote
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I watched it again. Creepy pretend bass player guy freaks me out too.

purpledarklighter
Posted: 9/16/2008 at 4:18 AM Reply with quote

I heard only a minute of it yesterday and my ears are still bleeding, WTF???

Scott Baio, that was hilarious :D:D

Papayafan
Posted: 9/16/2008 at 4:38 AM Reply with quote

Words cannot express how awful that was. Maybe her voice has dropped like a teenage boy's and Chris Brown's part is too high for her? Yikes, it was like a really bad Idol audition. Can't someone please make her wear sleeves? I think an entire Scout troop could have camped under that skirt if her redwood sized legs were removed. And why is she wearing that tumbleweed on her head? I would hardly call that a hot mess as doesn't there need to be at least a slight element of "hot" for that?

melismaqueen
Posted: 9/16/2008 at 5:48 AM Reply with quote

That was awful. She looked like she'd been up all night drinking. Poor hung-over Woookie. I've been there, I feel your pain.

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